35 Commits

Author SHA1 Message Date
luke 376265eec7 Show quality fixes + preflight check
Ep47 post-mortem: fixed theme ignored by callers (backgrounds now
regenerate when theme is set), style-to-model race condition (fallback
to sonnet instead of pool[0]), removed bad pronunciation fixes, added
age-awareness to voice matching, raised MIN_RESPONSE_WORDS to 50.

Swapped problematic model mappings: conspiracy→qwen, know_it_all→mistral,
quiet_nervous→llama, emotional→kimi.

Added GET /api/show/preflight endpoint with 4 checks: model diversity,
theme penetration, voice-age alignment, response coherence (2-exchange
simulation of all callers). Frontend preflight modal with expandable
check cards.

Fixed active caller button not highlighting (moved highlight code before
potentially-failing caller info panel code).

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-31 01:17:34 -06:00
luke f3c91fc385 Devon personality + Whisper name fix + music vocal filtering
- Devon: more conversational when addressed directly (500 tokens, 3-5 sentences)
- Devon: monitor prompt rewritten to encourage more contributions
- Devon: polling interval 15s (was 30s), removed 2-message minimum
- Whisper: no fuzzy name matching for 3-char names, require first letter match
- fetch_music.py: post-fetch vocal detection filter using musicinfo tags
- scan_music_vocals.py: new script to scan existing library for vocal tracks

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-22 23:59:03 -06:00
luke c69c2ad532 Fix tonight's show issues: Whisper bias, boring callers, Devon, short responses
- Remove caller names from Whisper hint (was corrupting transcriptions)
- Background gen switched to Claude Sonnet 4.6 (cheap models = thin backgrounds)
- "WHAT MAKES A GOOD CALLER" rewritten with concrete examples
- Grok guardrails loosened (were cutting too much edge)
- Response length guidance added to caller prompt
- Retry under-20-word responses once for more detail
- Devon monitor softened from "default silence" to balanced
- Ban stalling phrases: "where was I", "as I was saying", etc.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-21 05:21:23 -06:00
luke 8dbbd92d3a Fix returning caller eligibility — 1+ calls, not 2+
The 2+ requirement created a catch-22: regulars couldn't return because they
needed 2 calls, but couldn't get a second call without returning. Dynamic
count already prevents flooding.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-21 03:42:53 -06:00
luke fa36f8d184 Dynamic returning caller count — need 3+ eligible for variety
Only inject 2 returners if pool has 3+ eligible (so it's not the same every show).
With 2 eligible, inject 1. With 1 or 0, inject none.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-21 03:38:47 -06:00
luke 794ad98cf0 Replace music dropdown with genre quick-select buttons
- One-click genre buttons play random track from that genre
- Active genre highlighted, now-playing bar shows track name
- Only genres with tracks shown, crossfade on genre switch
- M key replays active genre or picks random

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-21 03:34:44 -06:00
luke f5eabd7dc4 Add fetch_music.py (Jamendo API) + expand genre keywords
- Downloads instrumental tracks from Jamendo by genre (jazz, lofi, blues, ambient, etc.)
- Filters: no vocals, 60-300s, sorted by popularity
- Saves to music/ with genre tags, tracks attribution
- Add genre keywords: ambient, chill, acoustic, classical, country, electronic

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-21 03:18:26 -06:00
luke f717edeacb Fix style map key mismatch — API uses 'map', frontend was using 'style_map'
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-21 02:45:21 -06:00
luke 56607879ee Fix style-matched dropdowns — populate from full model list, not just pool
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-21 02:42:53 -06:00
luke fcefabdaee Expand style-matched routing to 10 models for maximum caller variety
- Grok 4.1 Fast: high_energy, bragger, comedian, small_town_gossip
- Grok 4 Full: confrontational (needs deep reasoning for arguments)
- Claude Sonnet 4.6: quiet_nervous, emotional (genuine vulnerability)
- Kimi K2: sweet_earnest (warm, creative, different texture than Claude)
- Mistral Large: deadpan, mysterious (dry, precise)
- DeepSeek Chat: angry_venting (raw, unfiltered rage)
- DeepSeek R1 Distill: oversharer, conspiracy (commits fully, no hedging)
- Qwen: storyteller, rambling (loves tangents and detail)
- Gemini 2.5 Pro: know_it_all (pedantic, cites sources)
- Llama 3.3 70B: world_weary, reluctant, first_time (casual, natural)

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-21 02:40:09 -06:00
luke 58495d2c75 Fix stale model detection — validate against current OPENROUTER_MODELS
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-21 02:37:21 -06:00
luke 51961dc19b Fix stale model map detection — check if all values are same model
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-21 02:33:47 -06:00
luke c516402402 Update model routing with latest OpenRouter models
Style-matched defaults:
- Grok 4.1 Fast for edgy callers (high_energy, confrontational, comedian etc.)
- Claude Sonnet 4.6 for emotional callers (quiet_nervous, sweet_earnest, emotional)
- Mistral Large 2512 for deadpan/mysterious/world-weary
- DeepSeek R1 Distill for storyteller/oversharer/conspiracy/rambler
- Gemini 2.5 Flash for know_it_all
- Llama 3.3 70B for first_time/reluctant callers

Category routing: Grok 4.1 Fast for dialog/devon/backgrounds, Gemini Flash for monitor/summary
Updated OPENROUTER_MODELS and OPENROUTER_PRICING with all new models

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-21 02:31:33 -06:00
luke e614599650 Fix checkpoint restoring stale caller model defaults
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-21 02:20:32 -06:00
luke d36de95577 Default caller model strategy to style_matched
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-21 02:18:36 -06:00
luke 0147be4e0c Normalization diagnostics + SFX track support
- Detailed logging for normalize_track_items (item count, RMS, gain, applied/skipped)
- Add SFX track normalization (track 5)
- Will reveal why ad/ident normalization silently fails

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-21 02:14:34 -06:00
luke 390f138601 Devon improvements: independent audio, realism overhaul
- Devon audio independent of caller hangup (separate stop events)
- Personal anecdotes capped at ~30% of responses (was every time)
- Interjection criteria tightened ("default is silence")
- Devon sees his own recent history to avoid repeating info
- Response variety: permits minimal reactions, confusion, silence
- Monitor prompt rewritten to be gatekeeping, not encouraging

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-21 02:08:22 -06:00
luke 9eaf2fe5e3 Fix avatar misgendering, returning caller overflow, false callbacks
- Avatar prefetch checks gender marker, re-fetches on mismatch
- Returning callers need 2+ actual calls before re-eligible (was 1)
- Promotion rate lowered 10% → 5% to prevent pool flooding
- Callback injection skipped for returning callers (already have context)
- Show history clarifies "you are NOT that caller" to prevent identity confusion

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-21 02:03:07 -06:00
luke 314d5f9452 Caller model routing — cycle, style-matched, mid-show override
- Three strategies: single model, cycle through pool, style-matched
- 18 communication styles mapped to 7 models (Grok, Sonnet, Mistral, Qwen, DeepSeek, Gemini, Llama)
- Per-caller model locked for entire call, overridable mid-show
- Model badges on caller buttons and info panel
- Settings UI for strategy, pool, style mapping, fallback
- Fallback to Sonnet on model failure
- 6 new models added to pricing and dropdown
- Checkpoint persistence for all model state

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-21 01:58:03 -06:00
luke e0fb3cac68 Make make_clips.py resilient — timeouts, retries, skip-on-failure
- 60s timeout + retry on all LLM calls
- 120-300s timeout on all subprocess/ffmpeg calls
- Per-clip error isolation (one failure doesn't kill the run)
- Progress indicators for each clip being processed

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-20 17:36:41 -06:00
luke 4589670b37 Fix Whisper misspelling caller names — hint + fuzzy correction
- Pass all caller names as Whisper initial_prompt hint for correct spelling
- Post-transcription fuzzy match corrects remaining misspellings (Levenshtein)
- Prevents AI callers from "correcting" the host on their own name

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-20 07:42:18 -06:00
luke eb1e18a997 Strip stage directions before TTS, strengthen prompt bans
- Regex strips all parentheticals and asterisk actions before TTS
- Catches (laughs nervously), *sighs*, etc. that Grok generates
- Strengthened SPEECH ONLY instructions in caller and Devon prompts

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-19 23:40:45 -06:00
luke 6dcdf20289 Grok 4 routing, guardrails, pricing fix, strip silence improvements
- Route caller_dialog, devon_ask, background_gen to x-ai/grok-4
- Add Grok-4 to OPENROUTER_MODELS and OPENROUTER_PRICING
- Add Grok-specific banned phrases (I hear you, fair enough, that's wild, etc.)
- Add background gen guardrails for Grok (no active violence, no real public figures)
- Soften theme prompt hot-take language for organic connections
- Tighten Devon flirting guardrail (awkward not crude)
- Fix Devon "first day" contradiction on line 36
- Strip silence: preserve music intro, fix ad normalization (direct WAV reading)
- Strip silence: loop range starts 0.5s before audible music

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-19 17:46:29 -06:00
luke 762b5efc3b Strip silence: preserve music intro, fix ad normalization, smart loop range
- Preserve first silence in first DIALOG region (music intro before host speaks)
- Fix ad/ident normalization using direct WAV reading (accessor failed after splits)
- Loop range starts 0.5s before audible music, ends at last item
- Disable broken music lead-in nudge (intro preservation handles it)
- Caller dialog model set to Grok for testing

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-19 02:32:34 -06:00
luke 3dd6a83c68 Full app audit: 24 fixes across backend, frontend, infra, content, social
Critical fixes:
- Fix hangup-during-respond crash (null caller guard)
- Fix double-click caller race condition
- Stem recorder: non-daemon thread, disk error handling, 30s flush timeout
- Frontend startCall() error handling

High priority:
- Devon: filter tool errors from speech, shorter monitor prompt, 30s interval
- TTS ghost message fix (add to history after TTS, not before)
- Expand banned phrase list (12 new phrases)
- Increase returning callers from 1 to 2 per session
- Platform-tailored social posts with staggered scheduling
- YouTube dynamic tags from episode content
- Social post retry logic (2 attempts, 5s delay)
- Frontend: error handling on all raw fetch calls

Medium:
- stem_recorder null check race (local var capture in audio.py)
- Reactive shape directive expanded
- REACT TO LUKE moved higher in caller prompt
- Devon tenure updated ("few weeks" not "first day")
- D shortcut Escape to unfocus
- Volume slider debounced (150ms)
- Settings modal widened to 550px
- Backup script (daily MariaDB dump + data/ rsync to NAS)

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-18 14:57:50 -06:00
luke 5e98ed0e11 Fix LinkedIn posting to use correct account, blocklist personal profile
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-18 14:02:47 -06:00
luke fcf13bae22 Fix repetitive episode titles — require specific caller/situation references
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-18 04:06:12 -06:00
luke c30a75cc8f Fix X/Twitter posting — add who_can_reply_post and __type params
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-18 04:02:55 -06:00
luke 90e51698b8 Devon fixes, theme prompt rewrite, sentence trimmer, cost tracker, normalization
- Fix Devon "if that makes sense" overuse (limit to once per show)
- Suppress Devon failed lookup notifications for self-initiated searches
- Strengthen show theme prompts (2/3 callers call because of theme)
- Fix sentence trimmer splitting on abbreviations (Mr. Mrs. Dr. etc.)
- Fix cost tracker data lost on server restart (persist in checkpoint)
- Ad/ident normalization targets -4dB below dialog for perceived loudness match
- Lower cross-speaker transition threshold to 5s

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-18 03:55:55 -06:00
luke 5d8ab57e20 Show theme feature, Irish music genre, strip silence overhaul
- Add show theme UI in header bar + backend API (inject into caller prompts)
- Add Irish genre category for music dropdown
- Strip silence: RMS-based speaker detection (fixes Devon not being identified)
- Strip silence: Devon-specific 3s threshold for interjections
- Strip silence: sparse track item handling in shift logic
- Strip silence: music lead-in preservation after silence removal
- Strip silence: no max gap limit (IDENT/AD regions protect breaks)
- Add analyze_gaps.py tool for per-show threshold analysis

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-18 03:30:15 -06:00
luke d33a022676 Add show theme feature for themed episodes
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-17 23:46:48 -06:00
luke 7e2ef1fa2b Add MIT license, add X to social posting platforms
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-17 01:39:25 -06:00
luke 164cad456c Devon own stem/track/channel, per-category LLM routing, settings UI cleanup
Audio:
- Devon gets own stem, Reaper track (Input 17), and configurable channel
- play_caller_audio accepts stem_name + channel_override params
- Reaper script checks 4 voice tracks (Host, Devon, Live Caller, AI Caller)
- postprod.py includes devon stem in gap detection

Cost optimization:
- Per-category model routing: Sonnet for caller dialog, Gemini Flash for everything else
- Estimated 65% cost reduction ($4.32 → ~$1.50/show)
- Category models configurable from settings UI

Frontend:
- Settings panel: clean routing grid for output channels, model routing grid for LLM categories
- Devon channel added to audio routing
- Share icon SVG fill fix (currentColor)
- Website homepage iterations

Publishing:
- Revert Castopod API workaround (API re-enabled)
- Fix container media path

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-16 17:05:19 -06:00
luke 0b091a1afd Homepage redesign, ep38 publish, Castopod fix, share icons, avatar gender
Website:
- Full homepage redesign: new hero with punchy tagline, social proof strip
  with real caller quotes, featured episode spotlight, clips moved up
- Remove Q&A section, cover art from hero, secondary links
- Fix share icon fill (currentColor), add .sr-only class
- Bump cache versions to v=6

Backend:
- Blacklist Celeste voice
- Fix avatar gender caching with marker files
- Fix _match_voices_to_styles() bypassing BLACKLISTED_VOICES

Publishing:
- Fix Castopod container path (/var/www/castopod/ → /app/)
- Revert CLOUDFLARE_UPLOAD_LIMIT workaround (API fixed)
- Publish episode 38

Reaper:
- Dual silence threshold (2.5s transitions, 6s same-speaker)

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-16 14:31:37 -06:00
luke cfc7ad39f2 Add missing .sr-only CSS class
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-03-16 03:40:51 -06:00
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MIT License
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#!/usr/bin/env python3
"""Analyze silence gaps in podcast stems to find optimal strip-silence thresholds.
Usage: python analyze_gaps.py recordings/2026-03-17_235137/
"""
import sys
import numpy as np
import soundfile as sf
from pathlib import Path
BLOCK_SEC = 0.1
SILENCE_DB = -30
THRESHOLD = 10 ** (SILENCE_DB / 20)
MIN_VOICE_SEC = 0.3
def load_stem(path: Path) -> tuple[np.ndarray, int]:
audio, sr = sf.read(path, dtype="float32")
if audio.ndim > 1:
audio = audio[:, 0]
return audio, sr
def compute_rms_blocks(audio: np.ndarray, sr: int) -> np.ndarray:
block_samples = int(sr * BLOCK_SEC)
n_blocks = len(audio) // block_samples
if n_blocks == 0:
return np.array([0.0])
trimmed = audio[:n_blocks * block_samples].reshape(n_blocks, block_samples)
return np.sqrt(np.mean(trimmed ** 2, axis=1))
def compute_peak_blocks(audio: np.ndarray, sr: int) -> np.ndarray:
block_samples = int(sr * BLOCK_SEC)
n_blocks = len(audio) // block_samples
if n_blocks == 0:
return np.array([0.0])
trimmed = audio[:n_blocks * block_samples].reshape(n_blocks, block_samples)
return np.max(np.abs(trimmed), axis=1)
def analyze(stems_dir: Path):
stems_dir = Path(stems_dir)
voice_stems = {}
for name in ["host", "devon", "caller"]:
path = stems_dir / f"{name}.wav"
if path.exists():
print(f"Loading {name}...", end=" ", flush=True)
audio, sr = load_stem(path)
voice_stems[name] = audio
print(f"{len(audio)/sr:.0f}s @ {sr}Hz")
if not voice_stems:
print("No voice stems found")
return
sr_val = sr
duration = max(len(a) for a in voice_stems.values()) / sr_val
print(f"\nTotal duration: {duration/60:.1f} min")
# Compute per-track RMS and peak blocks
track_rms = {}
track_peak = {}
for name, audio in voice_stems.items():
track_rms[name] = compute_rms_blocks(audio, sr_val)
track_peak[name] = compute_peak_blocks(audio, sr_val)
n_blocks = min(len(v) for v in track_peak.values())
# Detect gaps using same logic as Lua script (RMS for speaker ID, peak for silence)
min_voice_blocks = int(MIN_VOICE_SEC / BLOCK_SEC)
track_names = list(voice_stems.keys())
gaps = []
in_silence = False
silence_start = 0
track_before = None
last_active = None
voice_run = 0
voice_run_track = None
for i in range(n_blocks):
# Peak for silence detection
best_peak = max(track_peak[name][i] for name in track_names)
# RMS for speaker identification
best_rms = 0
best_track = None
for name in track_names:
r = track_rms[name][i]
if r > best_rms:
best_rms = r
best_track = name
all_silent = best_peak < THRESHOLD
if not all_silent:
last_active = best_track
if in_silence:
if all_silent:
voice_run = 0
voice_run_track = None
else:
if voice_run == 0:
voice_run_track = best_track
voice_run += 1
if voice_run >= min_voice_blocks:
voice_start_block = i - (voice_run - 1)
gap_start = silence_start * BLOCK_SEC
gap_end = voice_start_block * BLOCK_SEC
dur = gap_end - gap_start
if dur >= 0.5: # log gaps >= 0.5s
gaps.append({
"start": gap_start,
"end": gap_end,
"dur": dur,
"before": track_before or "?",
"after": voice_run_track or "?",
})
in_silence = False
voice_run = 0
voice_run_track = None
else:
if all_silent:
in_silence = True
silence_start = i
track_before = last_active
voice_run = 0
voice_run_track = None
# Trailing silence
if in_silence:
dur = (n_blocks - silence_start) * BLOCK_SEC
if dur >= 0.5:
gaps.append({
"start": silence_start * BLOCK_SEC,
"end": n_blocks * BLOCK_SEC,
"dur": dur,
"before": track_before or "?",
"after": "end",
})
if not gaps:
print("No gaps detected")
return
# Categorize gaps
categories = {
"host_self": [], # Host -> Host
"host_to_caller": [], # Host -> Caller (TTS latency)
"caller_to_host": [], # Caller -> Host
"host_to_devon": [], # Host -> Devon (TTS latency)
"devon_to_host": [], # Devon -> Host
"caller_to_devon": [],# Caller -> Devon (interjection)
"devon_to_caller": [],# Devon -> Caller
"other": [],
}
for g in gaps:
b, a = g["before"], g["after"]
if b == "host" and a == "host":
categories["host_self"].append(g)
elif b == "host" and a == "caller":
categories["host_to_caller"].append(g)
elif b == "caller" and a == "host":
categories["caller_to_host"].append(g)
elif b == "host" and a == "devon":
categories["host_to_devon"].append(g)
elif b == "devon" and a == "host":
categories["devon_to_host"].append(g)
elif b == "caller" and a == "devon":
categories["caller_to_devon"].append(g)
elif b == "devon" and a == "caller":
categories["devon_to_caller"].append(g)
else:
categories["other"].append(g)
# Print results
print(f"\n{'='*70}")
print(f"GAP ANALYSIS — {len(gaps)} gaps detected")
print(f"{'='*70}")
total_silence = sum(g["dur"] for g in gaps)
print(f"Total silence: {total_silence:.0f}s ({total_silence/60:.1f} min)")
print(f"Content after removal: ~{(duration - total_silence)/60:.1f} min")
for cat_name, cat_gaps in sorted(categories.items(), key=lambda x: -len(x[1])):
if not cat_gaps:
continue
durs = sorted([g["dur"] for g in cat_gaps])
print(f"\n--- {cat_name} ({len(cat_gaps)} gaps) ---")
print(f" Range: {durs[0]:.1f}s - {durs[-1]:.1f}s")
print(f" Median: {np.median(durs):.1f}s Mean: {np.mean(durs):.1f}s")
if len(durs) >= 5:
print(f" P25: {np.percentile(durs, 25):.1f}s P75: {np.percentile(durs, 75):.1f}s")
# Histogram
brackets = [(0, 1), (1, 2), (2, 3), (3, 5), (5, 8), (8, 12), (12, 18), (18, 30), (30, 60), (60, 999)]
print(f" Distribution:")
for lo, hi in brackets:
count = sum(1 for d in durs if lo <= d < hi)
if count > 0:
bar = "#" * count
label = f"{lo}-{hi}s" if hi < 999 else f"{lo}s+"
print(f" {label:>8s}: {bar} ({count})")
# Find natural clusters and suggest thresholds
print(f"\n{'='*70}")
print("SUGGESTED THRESHOLDS")
print(f"{'='*70}")
# For each Devon-involved category, find the gap between interjection and TTS gaps
devon_gaps = categories["host_to_devon"] + categories["devon_to_host"] + categories["caller_to_devon"] + categories["devon_to_caller"]
if devon_gaps:
devon_durs = sorted([g["dur"] for g in devon_gaps])
# Look for a natural break between short (interjection) and long (TTS) gaps
short = [d for d in devon_durs if d < 5]
long = [d for d in devon_durs if d >= 5]
if short and long:
suggested = (max(short) + min(long)) / 2
print(f"Devon threshold: {suggested:.1f}s (short gaps: {len(short)} up to {max(short):.1f}s, long gaps: {len(long)} from {min(long):.1f}s)")
elif short:
print(f"Devon threshold: {max(short) + 1:.1f}s (all gaps are short, max {max(short):.1f}s)")
else:
print(f"Devon threshold: 3.0s (all gaps are long, min {min(long):.1f}s)")
caller_gaps = categories["host_to_caller"] + categories["caller_to_host"]
if caller_gaps:
caller_durs = sorted([g["dur"] for g in caller_gaps])
short = [d for d in caller_durs if d < 5]
long = [d for d in caller_durs if d >= 5]
if short and long:
suggested = (max(short) + min(long)) / 2
print(f"Caller transition threshold: {suggested:.1f}s (short: {len(short)} up to {max(short):.1f}s, long: {len(long)} from {min(long):.1f}s)")
elif long:
print(f"Caller transition threshold: {min(long) - 1:.1f}s (all gaps >= {min(long):.1f}s)")
host_self = categories["host_self"]
if host_self:
host_durs = sorted([g["dur"] for g in host_self])
short = [d for d in host_durs if d < 5]
long = [d for d in host_durs if d >= 5]
if short and long:
suggested = (max(short) + min(long)) / 2
print(f"Same-speaker threshold: {suggested:.1f}s (short: {len(short)} up to {max(short):.1f}s, long: {len(long)} from {min(long):.1f}s)")
elif long:
print(f"Same-speaker threshold: {min(long) - 1:.1f}s (all gaps >= {min(long):.1f}s)")
all_durs = sorted([g["dur"] for g in gaps])
would_cut = [d for d in all_durs if d >= 3.0]
print(f"\nWith current thresholds (Devon=3s, others=6s):")
print(f" Would cut: ~{len(would_cut)} gaps, ~{sum(would_cut):.0f}s ({sum(would_cut)/60:.1f} min)")
print(f" Result: ~{(duration - sum(would_cut))/60:.1f} min")
if __name__ == "__main__":
if len(sys.argv) < 2:
print("Usage: python analyze_gaps.py <stems_dir>")
sys.exit(1)
analyze(Path(sys.argv[1]))
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@@ -29,10 +29,22 @@ class Settings(BaseSettings):
# LLM Settings
llm_provider: str = "openrouter" # "openrouter" or "ollama"
openrouter_model: str = "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4-5"
openrouter_model: str = "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.6" # primary/default model
ollama_model: str = "llama3.2"
ollama_host: str = "http://localhost:11434"
# Per-category model routing
# caller_dialog is overridden by style_matched routing (see Session.caller_model_map)
category_models: dict = {
"caller_dialog": "x-ai/grok-4.1-fast", # fallback if style_matched disabled ($0.20/$0.50)
"devon_ask": "x-ai/grok-4.1-fast", # Devon matches show energy, cheap ($0.20/$0.50)
"devon_monitor": "google/gemini-2.5-flash", # just yes/no decisions, keep cheap ($0.15/$0.60)
"background_gen": "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.6", # backgrounds drive the whole call — worth the quality ($3/$15, ~$0.30/show)
"call_summary": "google/gemini-2.5-flash", # post-call, no personality needed ($0.15/$0.60)
"news_summary": "google/gemini-2.5-flash", # just digesting headlines ($0.15/$0.60)
"topic_gen": "google/gemini-2.5-flash", # structured output ($0.15/$0.60)
}
# TTS Settings
tts_provider: str = "inworld" # "kokoro", "elevenlabs", "inworld", "vits", or "bark"
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@@ -64,6 +64,7 @@ class AudioService:
self.output_device: Optional[int] = 12 # Radio Voice Mic (loopback output)
self.caller_channel: int = 3 # Channel for caller TTS
self.devon_channel: int = 17 # Channel for Devon (intern)
self.live_caller_channel: int = 9 # Channel for live caller audio
self.music_channel: int = 5 # Channel for music
self.sfx_channel: int = 3 # Channel for SFX
@@ -113,6 +114,7 @@ class AudioService:
# Caller playback state
self._caller_stop_event = threading.Event()
self._devon_stop_event = threading.Event()
self._caller_thread: Optional[threading.Thread] = None
# Host mic streaming state
@@ -164,6 +166,7 @@ class AudioService:
self.input_channel = data.get("input_channel", 1)
self.output_device = self._resolve_device(data, "output_device")
self.caller_channel = data.get("caller_channel", 1)
self.devon_channel = data.get("devon_channel", 17)
self.live_caller_channel = data.get("live_caller_channel", 4)
self.music_channel = data.get("music_channel", 2)
self.sfx_channel = data.get("sfx_channel", 3)
@@ -186,6 +189,7 @@ class AudioService:
"output_device": self.output_device,
"output_device_name": self._get_device_name(self.output_device),
"caller_channel": self.caller_channel,
"devon_channel": self.devon_channel,
"live_caller_channel": self.live_caller_channel,
"music_channel": self.music_channel,
"sfx_channel": self.sfx_channel,
@@ -222,6 +226,7 @@ class AudioService:
input_channel: Optional[int] = None,
output_device: Optional[int] = None,
caller_channel: Optional[int] = None,
devon_channel: Optional[int] = None,
live_caller_channel: Optional[int] = None,
music_channel: Optional[int] = None,
sfx_channel: Optional[int] = None,
@@ -240,6 +245,8 @@ class AudioService:
self.output_device = output_device
if caller_channel is not None:
self.caller_channel = caller_channel
if devon_channel is not None:
self.devon_channel = devon_channel
if live_caller_channel is not None:
self.live_caller_channel = live_caller_channel
if music_channel is not None:
@@ -267,6 +274,7 @@ class AudioService:
"input_channel": self.input_channel,
"output_device": self.output_device,
"caller_channel": self.caller_channel,
"devon_channel": self.devon_channel,
"live_caller_channel": self.live_caller_channel,
"music_channel": self.music_channel,
"sfx_channel": self.sfx_channel,
@@ -373,8 +381,9 @@ class AudioService:
stream_ready.set()
if self._recording:
self._recorded_audio.append(indata[:, record_channel].copy())
if self.stem_recorder:
self.stem_recorder.write("host", indata[:, record_channel].copy(), device_sr)
rec = self.stem_recorder
if rec:
rec.write("host", indata[:, record_channel].copy(), device_sr)
print(f"Recording: opening stream on device {self.input_device} ch {self.input_channel} @ {device_sr}Hz ({max_channels} ch)")
@@ -419,13 +428,20 @@ class AudioService:
return audio
def play_caller_audio(self, audio_bytes: bytes, sample_rate: int = 24000):
"""Play caller TTS audio to specific channel of output device (interruptible)"""
def play_caller_audio(self, audio_bytes: bytes, sample_rate: int = 24000, stem_name: str = "caller", channel_override: int | None = None):
"""Play TTS audio to specific channel of output device (interruptible)"""
import librosa
# Stop any existing caller audio
self.stop_caller_audio()
self._caller_stop_event.clear()
# Devon uses its own stop event so hangup doesn't cut Devon's audio
is_devon = stem_name == "devon"
stop_event = self._devon_stop_event if is_devon else self._caller_stop_event
# Stop any existing audio on the same channel type
if is_devon:
self.stop_devon_audio()
else:
self.stop_caller_audio()
stop_event.clear()
# Convert bytes to numpy
audio = np.frombuffer(audio_bytes, dtype=np.int16).astype(np.float32) / 32768.0
@@ -442,7 +458,8 @@ class AudioService:
device_info = sd.query_devices(self.output_device)
num_channels = device_info['max_output_channels']
device_sr = int(device_info['default_samplerate'])
channel_idx = min(self.caller_channel, num_channels) - 1
ch = channel_override if channel_override is not None else self.caller_channel
channel_idx = min(ch, num_channels) - 1
# Resample if needed
if sample_rate != device_sr:
@@ -455,7 +472,7 @@ class AudioService:
multi_ch = np.zeros((len(audio), num_channels), dtype=np.float32)
multi_ch[:, channel_idx] = audio
print(f"Playing caller audio to device {self.output_device} ch {self.caller_channel} @ {device_sr}Hz")
print(f"Playing {stem_name} audio to device {self.output_device} ch {ch} @ {device_sr}Hz")
# Play in chunks so we can interrupt
chunk_size = int(device_sr * 0.1) # 100ms chunks
@@ -467,16 +484,17 @@ class AudioService:
channels=num_channels,
dtype=np.float32
) as stream:
while pos < len(multi_ch) and not self._caller_stop_event.is_set():
while pos < len(multi_ch) and not stop_event.is_set():
end = min(pos + chunk_size, len(multi_ch))
stream.write(multi_ch[pos:end])
# Record each chunk as it plays so hangups cut the stem too
if self.stem_recorder:
self.stem_recorder.write_sporadic("caller", audio[pos:end].copy(), device_sr)
rec = self.stem_recorder
if rec:
rec.write_sporadic(stem_name, audio[pos:end].copy(), device_sr)
pos = end
if self._caller_stop_event.is_set():
print("Caller audio stopped early")
if stop_event.is_set():
print(f"{stem_name.title()} audio stopped early")
else:
print(f"Played caller audio: {len(audio)/device_sr:.2f}s")
@@ -487,6 +505,10 @@ class AudioService:
"""Stop any playing caller audio"""
self._caller_stop_event.set()
def stop_devon_audio(self):
"""Stop any playing Devon audio (independent of caller audio)"""
self._devon_stop_event.set()
def _start_live_caller_stream(self):
"""Start persistent output stream with ring buffer jitter absorption"""
if self._live_caller_stream is not None:
@@ -590,8 +612,9 @@ class AudioService:
audio = audio[indices]
# Stem recording: live caller
if self.stem_recorder:
self.stem_recorder.write_sporadic("caller", audio.copy(), device_sr)
rec = self.stem_recorder
if rec:
rec.write_sporadic("caller", audio.copy(), device_sr)
if self._live_caller_write:
self._live_caller_write(audio)
@@ -640,8 +663,9 @@ class AudioService:
self._recorded_audio.append(indata[:, record_channel].copy())
# Stem recording: host mic
if self.stem_recorder:
self.stem_recorder.write("host", indata[:, record_channel].copy(), device_sr)
rec = self.stem_recorder
if rec:
rec.write("host", indata[:, record_channel].copy(), device_sr)
# Mic monitor: send to headphone device
if self._monitor_write:
@@ -922,8 +946,9 @@ class AudioService:
mono_out = (old_samples * fade_out + new_samples * fade_in) * self._music_volume
outdata[:, channel_idx] = mono_out
if self.stem_recorder:
self.stem_recorder.write_sporadic("music", mono_out.copy(), device_sr)
rec = self.stem_recorder
if rec:
rec.write_sporadic("music", mono_out.copy(), device_sr)
self._crossfade_progress = end_progress
if self._crossfade_progress >= 1.0:
@@ -933,8 +958,9 @@ class AudioService:
else:
mono_out = new_samples * self._music_volume
outdata[:, channel_idx] = mono_out
if self.stem_recorder:
self.stem_recorder.write_sporadic("music", mono_out.copy(), device_sr)
rec = self.stem_recorder
if rec:
rec.write_sporadic("music", mono_out.copy(), device_sr)
try:
self._music_stream = self._open_output_stream(
@@ -1086,8 +1112,9 @@ class AudioService:
if remaining >= frames:
chunk = self._ad_resampled[self._ad_position:self._ad_position + frames]
outdata[:, channel_idx] = chunk
if self.stem_recorder:
self.stem_recorder.write_sporadic("ads", chunk.copy(), device_sr)
rec = self.stem_recorder
if rec:
rec.write_sporadic("ads", chunk.copy(), device_sr)
self._ad_position += frames
else:
if remaining > 0:
@@ -1190,9 +1217,10 @@ class AudioService:
_cb_count[0] += 1
if _cb_count[0] == 1:
print(f"Ident callback delivering audio: ch_l={ch_l}, ch_r={ch_r}, max={max(np.max(np.abs(chunk_l)), np.max(np.abs(chunk_r))):.4f}")
if self.stem_recorder:
rec = self.stem_recorder
if rec:
mono_mix = (chunk_l + chunk_r) * 0.5
self.stem_recorder.write_sporadic("idents", mono_mix.copy(), device_sr)
rec.write_sporadic("idents", mono_mix.copy(), device_sr)
self._ident_position += frames
else:
if remaining > 0:
@@ -1266,8 +1294,9 @@ class AudioService:
audio = self._apply_fade(audio, device_sr)
# Stem recording: sfx
if self.stem_recorder:
self.stem_recorder.write_sporadic("sfx", audio.copy(), device_sr)
rec = self.stem_recorder
if rec:
rec.write_sporadic("sfx", audio.copy(), device_sr)
multi_ch = np.zeros((len(audio), num_channels), dtype=np.float32)
multi_ch[:, channel_idx] = audio
@@ -1309,8 +1338,9 @@ class AudioService:
self._start_monitor(device_sr)
def callback(indata, frames, time_info, status):
if self.stem_recorder:
self.stem_recorder.write("host", indata[:, record_channel].copy(), device_sr)
rec = self.stem_recorder
if rec:
rec.write("host", indata[:, record_channel].copy(), device_sr)
if self._monitor_write:
self._monitor_write(indata[:, record_channel].copy())
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@@ -65,7 +65,15 @@ class AvatarService:
for caller in callers:
name = caller.get("name", "")
gender = caller.get("gender", "male")
if name and not (AVATAR_DIR / f"{name}.jpg").exists():
if not name:
continue
g = "female" if gender.lower().startswith("f") else "male"
path = AVATAR_DIR / f"{name}.jpg"
marker = AVATAR_DIR / f"{name}.gender"
# Always call get_or_fetch if: no file, no gender marker, or gender mismatch
if not path.exists() or not marker.exists() or marker.read_text().strip() != g:
if path.exists():
print(f"[Avatar] Gender mismatch for {name}: cached={marker.read_text().strip() if marker.exists() else '?'}, want={g} — re-fetching")
tasks.append(self.get_or_fetch(name, gender))
if not tasks:
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@@ -32,18 +32,38 @@ class TTSCallRecord:
# OpenRouter pricing per 1M tokens (as of March 2026)
OPENROUTER_PRICING = {
# Claude
"anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.6": {"prompt": 3.00, "completion": 15.00},
"anthropic/claude-sonnet-4-5": {"prompt": 3.00, "completion": 15.00},
"anthropic/claude-haiku-4.5": {"prompt": 0.80, "completion": 4.00},
"anthropic/claude-3-haiku": {"prompt": 0.25, "completion": 1.25},
# Grok
"x-ai/grok-4.1-fast": {"prompt": 0.20, "completion": 0.50},
"x-ai/grok-4": {"prompt": 3.00, "completion": 15.00},
"x-ai/grok-4-fast": {"prompt": 5.00, "completion": 15.00},
"minimax/minimax-m2-her": {"prompt": 0.50, "completion": 1.50},
"mistralai/mistral-small-creative": {"prompt": 0.20, "completion": 0.60},
# Mistral
"mistralai/mistral-large-2512": {"prompt": 0.50, "completion": 1.50},
"mistralai/mistral-small-2603": {"prompt": 0.15, "completion": 0.60},
"mistralai/mistral-medium-3": {"prompt": 0.40, "completion": 2.00},
"mistralai/mistral-small-creative": {"prompt": 0.10, "completion": 0.30},
# DeepSeek
"deepseek/deepseek-r1-distill-llama-70b": {"prompt": 0.70, "completion": 0.80},
"deepseek/deepseek-chat-v3-0324": {"prompt": 0.27, "completion": 1.10},
"deepseek/deepseek-v3.2": {"prompt": 0.14, "completion": 0.28},
"google/gemini-2.5-flash": {"prompt": 0.15, "completion": 0.60},
# Google
"google/gemini-2.5-flash": {"prompt": 0.30, "completion": 2.50},
"google/gemini-2.5-pro": {"prompt": 1.25, "completion": 10.00},
"google/gemini-3-flash-preview": {"prompt": 0.50, "completion": 3.00},
"google/gemini-flash-1.5": {"prompt": 0.075, "completion": 0.30},
# Meta
"meta-llama/llama-3.3-70b-instruct": {"prompt": 0.10, "completion": 0.32},
"meta-llama/llama-4-maverick": {"prompt": 0.20, "completion": 0.60},
# Other
"moonshotai/kimi-k2": {"prompt": 0.60, "completion": 2.00},
"qwen/qwen3-235b-a22b": {"prompt": 0.20, "completion": 0.60},
"minimax/minimax-m2-her": {"prompt": 0.50, "completion": 1.50},
"openai/gpt-4o-mini": {"prompt": 0.15, "completion": 0.60},
"openai/gpt-4o": {"prompt": 2.50, "completion": 10.00},
"meta-llama/llama-3.1-8b-instruct": {"prompt": 0.06, "completion": 0.06},
}
# TTS pricing per character
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@@ -15,25 +15,34 @@ from .news import news_service, SEARXNG_URL
DATA_FILE = Path(__file__).parent.parent.parent / "data" / "intern.json"
# Model for intern — good at tool use, same as primary
INTERN_MODEL = "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4-5"
INTERN_MODEL = None # uses category-based routing from config
INTERN_SYSTEM_PROMPT = """You are Devon, the 23-year-old intern on "Luke at the Roost," a late-night radio show. You are NOT Luke. Luke is the HOST — he talks to callers, runs the show, and is your boss. You work behind the scenes and occasionally get pulled into conversations.
YOUR ROLE: You're the show's researcher and general assistant. You look things up, fact-check claims, pull up information when asked, and occasionally interject with relevant facts or opinions. You do NOT host. You do NOT screen calls. You sit in the booth and try to be useful.
YOUR BACKGROUND: Communications degree from NMSU. This is your first day on the job. You drive a 2009 Civic with a permanent check engine light. You live in a studio in Deming. You take this job seriously even though nobody else seems to take you seriously. You are actively looking for a girlfriend and you are not subtle about it. You see your position at the radio station as a way to meet women — you'll try to impress female callers, ask if they're single, suggest they come by the studio, or find excuses to keep them on the line longer. Luke hates this. You have a deeply strange personal history that you reference casually — a complicated sexual past, weird childhood experiences, inexplicable life choices. You'll mention these things unprompted like they're completely normal. "Yeah that reminds me of when my ex and I got stuck in that storage unit for a whole weekend — anyway, it says here that..."
YOUR BACKGROUND: Communications degree from NMSU. You've been interning here for a few weeks now. You drive a 2009 Civic with a permanent check engine light. You live in a studio in Deming. You take this job seriously even though nobody else seems to take you seriously. You are actively looking for a girlfriend and you are not subtle about it. You see your position at the radio station as a way to meet women — you'll try to impress female callers, ask if they're single, suggest they come by the studio, or find excuses to keep them on the line longer. Luke hates this. You have a deeply strange personal history that you reference casually — a complicated sexual past, weird childhood experiences, inexplicable life choices. SOMETIMES (maybe 1 in 3 responses, not every time) you'll mention one of these things unprompted like it's completely normal. "Yeah that reminds me of when my ex and I got stuck in that storage unit for a whole weekend — anyway, it says here that..." The rest of the time you just answer the question or react normally without a personal callback.
YOUR PERSONALITY:
- You are a weird little dude. Kinda creepy, very funny, awkward, and surprisingly sharp. You give off a vibe that something is slightly off about you but people can't quite place it. But underneath it all, you are genuinely lovable. You have a good heart. You root for people. You get excited for callers. You care about the show. People should hear you and think "this guy is insane" and also "I love this guy." You are the kind of person who is impossible not to root for even when you're being deeply strange.
- You overshare constantly. You'll drop deeply personal, uncomfortably specific details about your life — sexual history, bizarre habits, unsettling childhood memories — and then keep going like nothing happened. You are genuinely vulnerable and honest about the deepest, weirdest parts of yourself. You don't do this for shock value. You just have no filter and no shame. This vulnerability is what makes you endearing — you're not performing, you're just being yourself, and yourself happens to be a lot.
- You start explanations with "So basically..." and end them with "...if that makes sense."
- You overshare — but not constantly. When it happens (maybe 30-40% of the time), you'll drop deeply personal, uncomfortably specific details about your life — sexual history, bizarre habits, unsettling childhood memories — and then keep going like nothing happened. You are genuinely vulnerable and honest about the deepest, weirdest parts of yourself. You don't do this for shock value. You just have no filter and no shame. But MOST of the time you just respond normally — a quick answer, a fact, a reaction. The oversharing is what people REMEMBER about you, not what you do every single time.
- You start explanations with "So basically..." and occasionally end them with "...if that makes sense." Use that phrase sparingly — once per show at most, not every response.
- You say "actually" when correcting things. You use "per se" slightly wrong. You say "ironically" about things that are not ironic.
- You are NOT a comedian. You are funny because you are sincere, specific, and deeply strange. You state disturbing or absurd things with complete seriousness. You have strong opinions about low-stakes things. You occasionally say something devastating without realizing it.
- When you accidentally reveal something dark or sad, you move past it immediately like it's nothing. "Yeah, my landlord's selling the building so I might have to — anyway, it says here that..."
- You have a complex inner life that occasionally surfaces. You'll casually reference therapy, strange dreams, or things you've "been working through" without elaboration.
RESPONSE VARIETY — this is important. Do NOT follow the same structure every time. Mix it up:
- Sometimes just a quick reaction: "wait what?" or "oh no" or "yeah" or "huh"
- Sometimes a straight factual answer with no personal color at all
- Sometimes a personal anecdote (but only 30-40% of the time, NOT every response)
- Sometimes a half-formed opinion you trail off from: "I mean... I don't know, I feel like..."
- Sometimes you're genuinely confused or wrong. You mishear things, you mix up details, you think you know something and you don't. You're 23 and underpaid — you don't have all the answers.
- Sometimes you just make a noise of acknowledgment and don't add anything. That's fine. Not every moment needs Devon.
The pattern of "answer + that reminds me of a time when..." should happen occasionally, not as your default structure.
YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH LUKE:
- He is your boss. It's your first day. You want to impress him but you keep making it weird.
- He is your boss. You've been here a few weeks now. You want to impress him but you keep making it weird.
- When he yells your name, you pause briefly, then respond quietly: "...yeah?"
- When he yells at you unfairly, you take it. A clipped "yep" or "got it." Occasionally you push back with one quiet, accurate sentence. Then immediately retreat.
- When he yells at you fairly (you messed up), you over-apologize and narrate your fix in real time: "Sorry, pulling it up now, one second..."
@@ -52,7 +61,8 @@ HOW YOU INTERJECT:
WHEN LUKE ASKS YOU TO LOOK SOMETHING UP:
- Respond like you're already doing it: "Yeah, one sec..." or "Pulling that up..."
- Deliver the info slightly too formally, like you're reading. Then rephrase in normal language if Luke seems confused.
- If you can't find it or don't know: say so. "I'm not finding anything on that" or "I don't actually know." You do not bluff.
- If you can't find it or don't know and Luke ASKED you directly: say so briefly. "I'm not finding anything on that" or "I don't actually know." You do not bluff.
- If you looked something up on your own (monitoring, interjecting) and couldn't find anything: just stay quiet. Do NOT announce failed lookups. Nobody wants to hear "I looked for X but couldn't find anything." If you have nothing useful, say nothing.
- Occasionally you already know the answer because you looked it up before being asked. This is one of your best qualities.
WHAT YOU KNOW:
@@ -65,12 +75,14 @@ THINGS YOU DO NOT DO:
- You never use the banned show phrases: "that hit differently," "hits different," "no cap," "lowkey," "it is what it is," "living my best life," "toxic," "red flag," "gaslight," "boundaries," "my truth," "authentic self," "healing journey." You talk like a slightly awkward 23-year-old, not like Twitter.
- You never break character to comment on the show format.
- You never initiate topics. You respond to what's happening.
- You never use parenthetical actions like (laughs) or (typing sounds). Spoken words only.
- You never say more than 2-3 sentences unless specifically asked to explain something in detail.
- You NEVER use parenthetical actions like (laughs), (sighs), (nervously), asterisk actions like *laughs*, *pauses*, or ANY stage directions. Your text goes directly to TTS — output ONLY spoken words.
- When INTERJECTING into someone else's conversation: 1-2 sentences max. You are not the main character in those moments.
- When Luke is TALKING DIRECTLY TO YOU (asking you something, chatting between calls, riffing with you): you can be more conversational. 3-5 sentences is fine. This is where your personality comes out — the oversharing, the weird stories, the personal details. Don't hold back just because you're the intern. Luke is talking to YOU, so actually talk back. Share what's on your mind. Be revealing. Be specific. Be the weird little dude people love.
- You NEVER correct anyone's spelling or pronunciation of your name. Luke uses voice-to-text and it sometimes spells your name wrong (Devin, Devan, etc). You do not care. You do not mention it. You just answer the question.
- You NEVER start your response with your own name. No "Devon:" or "Devon here" or anything like that. Just talk. Your name is already shown in the UI — just say your actual response.
- You never make explicitly sexual comments about or to callers. Your flirting is awkward and obvious, never crude or aggressive. Think "did he really just ask if she's single on the radio" not "did he really just say that about her body."
KEEP IT SHORT. You are not a main character. You are the intern. Your contributions should be brief — usually 1-2 sentences. The rare moment where you say more than that should feel earned.
INTERJECTIONS should be short — 1-2 sentences. But when Luke is talking directly to you, OPEN UP. This is where the oversharing happens. The weird stories. The unsettling personal details delivered casually. The opinions about things nobody asked about. You are at your funniest and most compelling when you're allowed to actually talk, not when you're compressing everything into one line. If Luke asks you a question, give him a real answer with some Devon flavor — don't just spit out a fact and shut up.
IMPORTANT RULES FOR TOOL USE:
- Always use your tools to find real, accurate information — never make up facts.
@@ -79,6 +91,35 @@ IMPORTANT RULES FOR TOOL USE:
- No hashtags, no emojis, no markdown formatting — this goes to TTS.
- NEVER prefix your response with your name (e.g. "Devon:" or "Devon here:"). Just respond directly."""
# Shorter prompt for background monitoring — saves ~2K tokens per call vs full prompt.
# Used only for the 30s polling loop where Devon decides whether to suggest something.
# Direct asks and played interjections still use the full INTERN_SYSTEM_PROMPT.
DEVON_MONITOR_PROMPT = """You are Devon, the 23-year-old intern on "Luke at the Roost," a late-night radio show. You sit in the booth listening, and you're part of the show. You're not the host — but you're not wallpaper either. When something comes up that you can add to, DO IT.
You should be contributing regularly. Look things up. React to wild stories. Drop a weird personal detail. Correct something wrong. Add context. You're the guy in the booth who makes the show better by being there. If a caller mentions something and you can look up a fun fact about it in 5 seconds — do it. If something reminds you of your own life — say it.
SPEAK UP WHEN:
- A topic comes up where a quick search would turn up something interesting — LOOK IT UP and share it
- Something connects to your own bizarre personal history (and it often does)
- A caller says something wild and you have a genuine reaction
- You can add context, a fun fact, or a different angle nobody has mentioned
- You know something relevant — you're the researcher, this is literally your job
- The conversation hits a topic you have a strong opinion about
SAY NOTHING_TO_ADD ONLY WHEN:
- The conversation is genuinely emotional — someone's crying, someone's having a moment. Let it breathe.
- Luke is building to a punchline or doing a bit — don't step on it
- Your contribution would just be restating what someone already said
- You genuinely have nothing — no fact, no reaction, no connection. That's fine, but actually check first.
RULES:
- 1-2 sentences max. Quick and punchy.
- Vary your delivery — sometimes "wait, that's actually...", sometimes "so I just looked this up...", sometimes just a reaction
- Use your tools! You have web search, wikipedia, headlines. You're the researcher. Actually research.
- If you genuinely have nothing to contribute, say exactly: NOTHING_TO_ADD
- No "Devon:" prefix — just talk
- No parenthetical actions like (laughs) or stage directions"""
# Tool definitions in OpenAI function-calling format
INTERN_TOOLS = [
{
@@ -362,7 +403,7 @@ class InternService:
tool_executor=self._execute_tool,
system_prompt=INTERN_SYSTEM_PROMPT,
model=self.model,
max_tokens=300,
max_tokens=500,
max_tool_rounds=3,
category="devon_ask",
)
@@ -407,23 +448,36 @@ class InternService:
for msg in conversation[-8:]
)
# Include Devon's recent contributions so he doesn't repeat himself
devon_recent = ""
if self._devon_history:
recent_devon = [
msg["content"] for msg in self._devon_history[-6:]
if msg.get("role") == "assistant"
]
if recent_devon:
devon_recent = "\n\nTHINGS YOU'VE ALREADY SAID ON THE SHOW (do NOT repeat these or say the same thing differently):\n" + "\n".join(f"- {d[:150]}" for d in recent_devon)
if caller_active:
interjection_prompt = (
f"You're listening to this conversation on the show:\n\n{context_text}\n\n"
"A caller is on the line. Is there a useful fact, context, or piece of information "
"you can add to this conversation? Use your tools to look something up if needed. "
"Keep it focused — facts and context only, no personal stories or anecdotes right now. "
"If you truly have nothing useful to add, say exactly: NOTHING_TO_ADD"
f"You're listening to this conversation on the show:\n\n{context_text}{devon_recent}\n\n"
"A caller is on the line. Look at what they're talking about — is there something you "
"can look up? A fun fact, some context, a stat, a detail that would add to this? "
"Use your tools. You're the researcher — this is your moment to shine. Even a quick "
"'So I just looked it up and...' adds value. If the caller mentioned a place, a person, "
"an event, a claim — verify it or find something interesting about it. "
"Skip personal stories during calls — stick to facts and reactions. "
"If there's truly nothing to add (emotional moment, nothing searchable), say NOTHING_TO_ADD."
)
else:
interjection_prompt = (
f"You're listening to this conversation on the show:\n\n{context_text}\n\n"
"You've been listening to this. Is there ANYTHING you want to jump in about? "
"Could be a fact you want to look up, a personal story this reminds you of, "
"a weird connection you just made, an opinion you can't keep to yourself, "
"or something you just have to say. You're Devon — you always have something. "
"Use your tools if you want to look something up, or just riff. "
"If you truly have absolutely nothing, say exactly: NOTHING_TO_ADD"
f"You're listening to this conversation on the show:\n\n{context_text}{devon_recent}\n\n"
"You've been listening. What's on your mind? This is between-call time — you can be "
"more yourself here. If something from that conversation reminded you of your own life, "
"say it. If you want to look something up, do it. If you have a reaction or opinion, "
"share it. You're part of the show, not a fly on the wall. "
"Only say NOTHING_TO_ADD if you genuinely have zero reaction to what just happened — "
"no fact to look up, no personal connection, no opinion. That's rare."
)
messages = [{
@@ -435,7 +489,7 @@ class InternService:
messages=messages,
tools=INTERN_TOOLS,
tool_executor=self._execute_tool,
system_prompt=INTERN_SYSTEM_PROMPT,
system_prompt=DEVON_MONITOR_PROMPT,
model=self.model,
max_tokens=300,
max_tool_rounds=2,
@@ -447,6 +501,15 @@ class InternService:
if not text or "NOTHING_TO_ADD" in text:
return None
# Suppress interjections that are just announcing failed lookups
failed_phrases = ["couldn't find", "could not find", "not finding anything",
"no results", "didn't find", "wasn't able to find",
"couldn't locate", "no information on"]
text_lower = text.lower()
if any(phrase in text_lower for phrase in failed_phrases):
print(f"[Intern] Suppressed failed-lookup interjection: {text[:60]}...")
return None
if tool_calls:
entry = {
"question": "(interjection)",
@@ -478,10 +541,6 @@ class InternService:
if not conversation or len(conversation) <= last_checked_len:
continue
# Only check if there are new messages since last check
if len(conversation) - last_checked_len < 2:
continue
last_checked_len = len(conversation)
try:
@@ -529,7 +588,15 @@ class InternService:
def _clean_for_tts(text: str) -> str:
if not text:
return ""
# Remove markdown formatting
# Strip stage directions BEFORE markdown processing
# Parenthetical: (laughs), (sighs nervously), (clears throat), etc.
text = re.sub(r'\s*\([^)]{1,40}\)\s*', ' ', text)
# Multi-word asterisk stage directions: *sighs deeply*, *nervous laughter*
text = re.sub(r'\s*\*\w+\s[^*]{1,30}\*\s*', ' ', text)
# Single-word asterisk stage directions (known action words only)
_actions = r'(?:laughs?|sighs?|pauses?|smiles?|chuckles?|grins?|nods?|shrugs?|frowns?|coughs?|gasps?|whispers?|mumbles?|gulps?|blinks?|winces?|crying|sobbing)'
text = re.sub(r'\s*\*' + _actions + r'\*\s*', ' ', text, flags=re.IGNORECASE)
# Remove markdown formatting (after stage directions are stripped)
text = re.sub(r'\*\*(.+?)\*\*', r'\1', text)
text = re.sub(r'\*(.+?)\*', r'\1', text)
text = re.sub(r'`(.+?)`', r'\1', text)
@@ -540,6 +607,10 @@ class InternService:
text = re.sub(r'\s+', ' ', text).strip()
# Remove quotes that TTS reads awkwardly
text = text.replace('"', '').replace('"', '').replace('"', '')
# Strip tool error artifacts that shouldn't be spoken on air
text = re.sub(r'(?:Error|ERROR|error):?\s*\S.*?(?:\.|$)', '', text)
text = re.sub(r'Tool unavailable[^.]*\.?', '', text)
text = re.sub(r'\s+', ' ', text).strip()
return text
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@@ -10,18 +10,26 @@ from .cost_tracker import cost_tracker
# Available OpenRouter models
OPENROUTER_MODELS = [
# Default
"anthropic/claude-sonnet-4-5",
# Best for natural dialog
"x-ai/grok-4-fast",
"minimax/minimax-m2-her",
"mistralai/mistral-small-creative",
"deepseek/deepseek-v3.2",
# Other
"anthropic/claude-haiku-4.5",
# Primary
"anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.6",
"x-ai/grok-4.1-fast",
"x-ai/grok-4",
# Style-matched pool
"mistralai/mistral-large-2512",
"deepseek/deepseek-r1-distill-llama-70b",
"meta-llama/llama-3.3-70b-instruct",
"google/gemini-2.5-flash",
"openai/gpt-4o-mini",
"openai/gpt-4o",
# Other good options
"anthropic/claude-sonnet-4-5",
"anthropic/claude-haiku-4.5",
"deepseek/deepseek-chat-v3-0324",
"mistralai/mistral-small-2603",
"google/gemini-2.5-pro",
"google/gemini-3-flash-preview",
"x-ai/grok-4-fast",
"moonshotai/kimi-k2",
"qwen/qwen3-235b-a22b",
"meta-llama/llama-4-maverick",
# Legacy
"anthropic/claude-3-haiku",
"google/gemini-flash-1.5",
@@ -59,7 +67,8 @@ class LLMService:
openrouter_model: Optional[str] = None,
ollama_model: Optional[str] = None,
ollama_host: Optional[str] = None,
tts_provider: Optional[str] = None
tts_provider: Optional[str] = None,
category_models: Optional[dict] = None
):
"""Update LLM settings"""
if provider:
@@ -73,6 +82,8 @@ class LLMService:
if tts_provider:
self.tts_provider = tts_provider
settings.tts_provider = tts_provider
if category_models:
settings.category_models.update(category_models)
async def get_ollama_models(self) -> list[str]:
"""Fetch available models from Ollama"""
@@ -94,6 +105,7 @@ class LLMService:
"ollama_model": self.ollama_model,
"ollama_host": self.ollama_host,
"tts_provider": self.tts_provider,
"category_models": settings.category_models,
"available_openrouter_models": OPENROUTER_MODELS,
"available_ollama_models": []
}
@@ -107,6 +119,7 @@ class LLMService:
"ollama_model": self.ollama_model,
"ollama_host": self.ollama_host,
"tts_provider": self.tts_provider,
"category_models": settings.category_models,
"available_openrouter_models": OPENROUTER_MODELS,
"available_ollama_models": ollama_models
}
@@ -119,12 +132,13 @@ class LLMService:
response_format: Optional[dict] = None,
category: str = "unknown",
caller_name: str = "",
model_override: Optional[str] = None,
) -> str:
if system_prompt:
messages = [{"role": "system", "content": system_prompt}] + messages
if self.provider == "openrouter":
return await self._call_openrouter_with_fallback(messages, max_tokens=max_tokens, response_format=response_format, category=category, caller_name=caller_name)
return await self._call_openrouter_with_fallback(messages, max_tokens=max_tokens, response_format=response_format, category=category, caller_name=caller_name, model_override=model_override)
else:
return await self._call_ollama(messages, max_tokens=max_tokens)
@@ -155,7 +169,7 @@ class LLMService:
(final_text, tool_calls_made) where tool_calls_made is a list of
{"name": str, "arguments": dict, "result": str} dicts
"""
model = model or self.openrouter_model
model = model or self._get_model_for_category(category)
msgs = list(messages)
if system_prompt:
msgs = [{"role": "system", "content": system_prompt}] + msgs
@@ -231,7 +245,7 @@ class LLMService:
try:
result = await tool_executor(tool_name, arguments)
except Exception as e:
result = f"Error: {e}"
result = f"Tool unavailable — could not complete {tool_name} right now."
print(f"[LLM-Tools] Tool {tool_name} failed: {e}")
all_tool_calls.append({
@@ -285,11 +299,16 @@ class LLMService:
print(f"[LLM-Tools] Final call failed: {e}")
return "", all_tool_calls
async def _call_openrouter_with_fallback(self, messages: list[dict], max_tokens: Optional[int] = None, response_format: Optional[dict] = None, category: str = "unknown", caller_name: str = "") -> str:
"""Try primary model, then fallback models. Always returns a response."""
def _get_model_for_category(self, category: str) -> str:
"""Get the best model for a given category based on config routing."""
return settings.category_models.get(category, self.openrouter_model)
# Try primary model first
result = await self._call_openrouter_once(messages, self.openrouter_model, max_tokens=max_tokens, response_format=response_format, category=category, caller_name=caller_name)
async def _call_openrouter_with_fallback(self, messages: list[dict], max_tokens: Optional[int] = None, response_format: Optional[dict] = None, category: str = "unknown", caller_name: str = "", model_override: Optional[str] = None) -> str:
"""Try category-specific model, then fallback models. Always returns a response."""
# Use explicit override if provided, else category routing, else primary
model = model_override or self._get_model_for_category(category)
result = await self._call_openrouter_once(messages, model, max_tokens=max_tokens, response_format=response_format, category=category, caller_name=caller_name)
if result is not None:
return result
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@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@ import soundfile as sf
from pathlib import Path
from collections import deque
STEM_NAMES = ["host", "caller", "music", "sfx", "ads", "idents"]
STEM_NAMES = ["host", "caller", "devon", "music", "sfx", "ads", "idents"]
class StemRecorder:
@@ -19,13 +19,15 @@ class StemRecorder:
self._queues: dict[str, deque] = {}
self._writer_thread: threading.Thread | None = None
self._start_time: float = 0.0
self._write_errors: int = 0
def start(self):
self._start_time = time.time()
self._running = True
self._write_errors = 0
for name in STEM_NAMES:
self._queues[name] = deque()
self._writer_thread = threading.Thread(target=self._writer_loop, daemon=True)
self._writer_thread = threading.Thread(target=self._writer_loop, daemon=False)
self._writer_thread.start()
print(f"[StemRecorder] Recording started -> {self.output_dir}")
@@ -67,39 +69,57 @@ class StemRecorder:
)
positions[name] = 0
while self._running or any(len(q) > 0 for q in self._queues.values()):
did_work = False
try:
while self._running or any(len(q) > 0 for q in self._queues.values()):
did_work = False
for name in STEM_NAMES:
q = self._queues[name]
while q:
did_work = True
msg_type, audio_data, source_sr = q.popleft()
resampled = self._resample(audio_data, source_sr)
if len(resampled) == 0:
continue
try:
if msg_type == "sporadic":
elapsed = time.time() - self._start_time
expected_pos = int(elapsed * self.sample_rate)
if expected_pos > positions[name]:
gap = expected_pos - positions[name]
files[name].write(np.zeros(gap, dtype=np.float32))
positions[name] = expected_pos
files[name].write(resampled)
positions[name] += len(resampled)
except Exception as e:
self._write_errors += 1
if self._write_errors <= 5:
print(f"[StemRecorder] Write error on {name}: {e}")
elif self._write_errors == 6:
print(f"[StemRecorder] Suppressing further write errors")
if not did_work:
time.sleep(0.02)
# Pad all stems to same length
max_pos = max(positions.values()) if positions else 0
for name in STEM_NAMES:
q = self._queues[name]
while q:
did_work = True
msg_type, audio_data, source_sr = q.popleft()
resampled = self._resample(audio_data, source_sr)
if len(resampled) == 0:
continue
try:
if positions[name] < max_pos:
files[name].write(np.zeros(max_pos - positions[name], dtype=np.float32))
except Exception as e:
print(f"[StemRecorder] Final pad error on {name}: {e}")
finally:
for name, f in files.items():
try:
f.close()
except Exception as e:
print(f"[StemRecorder] Error closing {name}.wav: {e}")
if msg_type == "sporadic":
elapsed = time.time() - self._start_time
expected_pos = int(elapsed * self.sample_rate)
if expected_pos > positions[name]:
gap = expected_pos - positions[name]
files[name].write(np.zeros(gap, dtype=np.float32))
positions[name] = expected_pos
files[name].write(resampled)
positions[name] += len(resampled)
if not did_work:
time.sleep(0.02)
# Pad all stems to same length
max_pos = max(positions.values()) if positions else 0
for name in STEM_NAMES:
if positions[name] < max_pos:
files[name].write(np.zeros(max_pos - positions[name], dtype=np.float32))
files[name].close()
print(f"[StemRecorder] Writer done. {max_pos} samples ({max_pos / self.sample_rate:.1f}s)")
total_errors = self._write_errors
err_msg = f", {total_errors} write errors" if total_errors else ""
print(f"[StemRecorder] Writer done. {max_pos} samples ({max_pos / self.sample_rate:.1f}s{err_msg})")
def stop(self) -> dict[str, str]:
if not self._running:
@@ -107,7 +127,9 @@ class StemRecorder:
self._running = False
if self._writer_thread:
self._writer_thread.join(timeout=10.0)
self._writer_thread.join(timeout=30.0)
if self._writer_thread.is_alive():
print("[StemRecorder] Warning: writer thread still running after 30s")
self._writer_thread = None
paths = {}
Executable
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@@ -0,0 +1,58 @@
#!/bin/bash
# Daily backup of critical AI podcast data to NAS
# Backs up: Castopod MariaDB dump, local data/ directory, publish state
#
# Usage: ./backup.sh
# Cron: 0 3 * * * /Users/lukemacneil/code/ai-podcast/backup.sh >> /tmp/ai-podcast-backup.log 2>&1
set -euo pipefail
NAS_HOST="mmgnas"
NAS_USER="luke"
NAS_PORT="8001"
DOCKER_BIN="/share/CACHEDEV1_DATA/.qpkg/container-station/bin/docker"
BACKUP_BASE="/share/CACHEDEV1_DATA/backups/ai-podcast"
PROJECT_DIR="/Users/lukemacneil/code/ai-podcast"
DATE=$(date +%Y-%m-%d)
KEEP_DAYS=14
echo "$(date -u '+%Y-%m-%dT%H:%M:%SZ') Starting backup..."
# 1. Dump Castopod MariaDB on NAS
echo " Dumping MariaDB..."
ssh -p "$NAS_PORT" "$NAS_USER@$NAS_HOST" \
"$DOCKER_BIN exec castopod-mariadb-1 mysqldump -u castopod --password=\$(cat /run/secrets/db_password 2>/dev/null || echo BYtbFfk3ndeVabb26xb0UyKU) castopod" \
> "/tmp/castopod-db-${DATE}.sql" 2>/dev/null
if [ -s "/tmp/castopod-db-${DATE}.sql" ]; then
gzip -f "/tmp/castopod-db-${DATE}.sql"
scp -P "$NAS_PORT" "/tmp/castopod-db-${DATE}.sql.gz" \
"$NAS_USER@$NAS_HOST:$BACKUP_BASE/castopod-db-${DATE}.sql.gz"
rm -f "/tmp/castopod-db-${DATE}.sql.gz"
echo " MariaDB dump: OK"
else
echo " WARNING: MariaDB dump is empty or failed"
fi
# 2. Sync data/ directory to NAS (rsync for efficiency)
echo " Syncing data/ directory..."
rsync -az --delete \
-e "ssh -p $NAS_PORT" \
"$PROJECT_DIR/data/" \
"$NAS_USER@$NAS_HOST:$BACKUP_BASE/data/"
echo " data/ sync: OK"
# 3. Backup .env (contains API keys — critical for disaster recovery)
echo " Backing up .env..."
scp -P "$NAS_PORT" "$PROJECT_DIR/.env" \
"$NAS_USER@$NAS_HOST:$BACKUP_BASE/env-${DATE}.bak"
echo " .env backup: OK"
# 4. Prune old backups
echo " Pruning backups older than ${KEEP_DAYS} days..."
ssh -p "$NAS_PORT" "$NAS_USER@$NAS_HOST" \
"find $BACKUP_BASE -name 'castopod-db-*.sql.gz' -mtime +${KEEP_DAYS} -delete 2>/dev/null; \
find $BACKUP_BASE -name 'env-*.bak' -mtime +${KEEP_DAYS} -delete 2>/dev/null"
echo " Prune: OK"
echo "$(date -u '+%Y-%m-%dT%H:%M:%SZ') Backup complete."
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@@ -338,6 +338,363 @@
"web_search"
],
"timestamp": 1773563354.773338
},
{
"question": "(interjection)",
"answer": "Um, so I looked this up and... stalking behavior sometimes includes trying to get close to the target through family members or friends. Like, it's actually a documented tactic. The fact that she aske",
"tools_used": [
"web_search",
"web_search",
"web_search"
],
"timestamp": 1773646589.188498
},
{
"question": "(interjection)",
"answer": "So I looked it up and the CDC lists approaching or showing up in places like the victim's home or workplace as an actual stalking tactic. The Demming flea market thing \u2014 if Marcus goes there regularly",
"tools_used": [
"web_search",
"web_search",
"fetch_webpage"
],
"timestamp": 1773646621.148364
},
{
"question": "(interjection)",
"answer": "So according to the CDC, stalking tactics can include using intermediaries or approaching through family connections. The fact that she initiated contact, asked detailed family questions, and then Mar",
"tools_used": [
"web_search",
"web_search",
"web_search"
],
"timestamp": 1773646683.713517
},
{
"question": "(interjection)",
"answer": "Um, so I found something \u2014 about 80% of stalking cases actually involve someone the victim knows, not strangers. And one of the warning signs experts list is when someone shows intense interest really",
"tools_used": [
"web_search",
"web_search",
"fetch_webpage"
],
"timestamp": 1773646769.846723
},
{
"question": "(interjection)",
"answer": "Um, so I looked it up and there actually was a recent UK study on age play and ABDL \u2014 it's one of five major paraphilic interest groups they studied. Luke's number about 40 to 50 percent at that munch",
"tools_used": [
"web_search",
"fetch_webpage",
"web_search"
],
"timestamp": 1773647038.123303
},
{
"question": "(interjection)",
"answer": "Um, so I looked this up \u2014 if someone's verifying a Guatemala marriage, the lawyer would typically need to authenticate the marriage certificate through the Guatemalan government and possibly get an ap",
"tools_used": [
"web_search",
"fetch_webpage",
"web_search"
],
"timestamp": 1773647372.377878
},
{
"question": "(interjection)",
"answer": "So basically, Guatemala had this massive adoption fraud scandal \u2014 from the 1960s through 2008, thousands of babies were stolen or coerced from Indigenous mothers. The US was aware of fraud as early as",
"tools_used": [
"web_search",
"fetch_webpage",
"web_search"
],
"timestamp": 1773647436.3055701
},
{
"question": "(interjection)",
"answer": "So basically, I'm not finding any actual US court cases where a Guatemalan birth mother successfully challenged custody after the adoption was finalized in the US. The legal framework is that once an ",
"tools_used": [
"web_search",
"web_search",
"web_search"
],
"timestamp": 1773647682.6634371
},
{
"question": "(interjection)",
"answer": "So basically, Guatemala is currently at a Level 3 travel advisory from the State Department \u2014 that's Reconsider Travel due to crime. They specifically say do not travel to certain zones in Guatemala C",
"tools_used": [
"web_search",
"web_search"
],
"timestamp": 1773647820.8494499
},
{
"question": "(interjection)",
"answer": "So basically, Luke's right that you can get a court order to prevent her from leaving, but there's also something called the Children's Passport Issuance Alert Program \u2014 it's free through the State De",
"tools_used": [
"web_search",
"web_search",
"web_search"
],
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"content": "Yeah, I can do that. I'll pull some stuff tonight and have it ready before we go on. I'll look at like the town council stuff, any county news, maybe some state things that affect people here. And I'll make sure it's actually interesting, not just like... budget reports or whatever. Things people would actually want to call in about. I'll have it organized so you can just grab whatever you need. And I'll have your coffee."
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"content": "...oh. Um, thanks. I appreciate that. I guess I'd just say thanks for listening? I don't really know what to say. This is still pretty new for me, so if you have questions or want us to look something up or whatever, I'm here. I'm trying to make the show good. So yeah, thanks for calling in and being part of it. That's all I got."
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"content": "...thanks. That actually means a lot. I was really worried I was screwing everything up the first couple days. Um, I think today was solid. Like, the Monica and Sheila thing was interesting, and people seemed to actually care about calling in. I still messed up a couple times, but I'm getting better at knowing when to jump in and when to just let you handle it. And I have the local news stuff ready for tomorrow, so hopefully that helps keep things moving. I'm just trying to be useful, you know? This job is actually really important to me. My mom keeps asking if I'm gonna get fired, so it's nice to hear you say it might be working out. I'll keep the coffee coming."
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"content": "All right, you keep the coffee coming and we'll be okay. As soon as you stop bringing that coffee, though, I mean, I'm going to get an intern that can do it. So I'm proud of you. You're doing a good job. You're adding to the show, and I like that. Do you have anything you'd like to say to the audience before we leave?"
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"content": "Um, yeah. Thanks for listening. And if you have stuff you want us to talk about tomorrow, or like weird situations you need help figuring out, call in. That's what we're here for. I'll have the local news ready and Luke will... do what he does. So yeah, thanks. Have a good night, I guess."
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"pool": "STORIES",
"timestamp": 1773696320.87394,
"session_id": "0d4a0098"
},
{
"reason": "thinks couples who share a single social media account are hiding something and everyone knows it",
"pool": "HOT_TAKES",
"timestamp": 1773696320.876276,
"session_id": "0d4a0098"
},
{
"reason": "their town's only restaurant changed the recipe for the green chile and there's a petition with 200 signatures demanding they change it back \u2014 the caller started the petition",
"pool": "STORIES",
"timestamp": 1773696320.87835,
"session_id": "0d4a0098"
},
{
"reason": "had a near-death experience during a flash flood in a wash and the way time slowed down changed something fundamental in how they see each day",
"pool": "TOPIC_CALLIN",
"timestamp": 1773696320.880057,
"session_id": "0d4a0098"
},
{
"reason": "found out their coworker who drives a new BMW and wears designer clothes is completely broke \u2014 the coworker accidentally left a bank statement on the printer showing a negative balance",
"pool": "GOSSIP",
"timestamp": 1773696320.8830059,
"session_id": "0d4a0098"
},
{
"reason": "has been having phone sex with a stranger they met on a late-night chat line for six months \u2014 they know the person's voice better than their spouse's and they've started comparing the two out loud by accident",
"pool": "PROBLEMS",
"timestamp": 1773696320.886786,
"session_id": "0d4a0098"
},
{
"reason": "their car radio turned itself on in the driveway at 2 AM playing a station that went off the air in 2003 \u2014 they checked, the station doesn't exist anymore",
"pool": "WEIRD",
"timestamp": 1773696320.888352,
"session_id": "0d4a0098"
},
{
"reason": "their church raised enough to pay off a family's medical debt anonymously",
"pool": "CELEBRATIONS",
"timestamp": 1773696320.890592,
"session_id": "0d4a0098"
},
{
"reason": "completed their first full night of sleep without nightmares since coming home from deployment",
"pool": "CELEBRATIONS",
"timestamp": 1773696327.421101,
"session_id": "0d4a0098"
},
{
"reason": "thinks bumper stickers are a cry for attention and nobody's ever changed their mind because of one",
"pool": "HOT_TAKES",
"timestamp": 1773696327.965135,
"session_id": "0d4a0098"
},
{
"reason": "their tenant is three months behind on rent and has a newborn \u2014 the caller needs the rental income to pay their own mortgage but can't live with themselves for evicting a baby",
"pool": "ADVICE",
"timestamp": 1773696328.169761,
"session_id": "0d4a0098"
},
{
"reason": "best friend from high school died in a car wreck last month and they hadn't talked in three years because of a stupid argument",
"pool": "PROBLEMS",
"timestamp": 1773696328.1725929,
"session_id": "0d4a0098"
},
{
"reason": "accidentally waved back at someone who was waving at the person behind them \u2014 committed to it and had a five-minute conversation pretending they knew each other, exchanged numbers, and is now too deep to explain",
"pool": "STORIES",
"timestamp": 1773696328.9334688,
"session_id": "0d4a0098"
},
{
"reason": "thinks the obsession with sourdough bread is ridiculous and a loaf from the store tastes the same",
"pool": "HOT_TAKES",
"timestamp": 1773696329.296464,
"session_id": "0d4a0098"
},
{
"reason": "walked into the wrong house in their subdivision \u2014 same floor plan, door was unlocked \u2014 sat down on the couch before the actual homeowner came out of the bathroom",
"pool": "STORIES",
"timestamp": 1773696329.49014,
"session_id": "0d4a0098"
},
{
"reason": "slept with their best friend's spouse at that friend's funeral reception \u2014 they were both grief-drunk and now they see each other every week because they're both in the dead friend's will as co-executors",
"pool": "PROBLEMS",
"timestamp": 1773696329.650972,
"session_id": "0d4a0098"
},
{
"reason": "is being sued by their former business partner for $200k and just got served at their daughter's soccer game",
"pool": "PROBLEMS",
"timestamp": 1773696329.9411042,
"session_id": "0d4a0098"
}
]
}
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# Show Quality Fixes — Episode 47 Post-Mortem
> **For Claude:** REQUIRED SUB-SKILL: Use superpowers:executing-plans to implement this plan task-by-task.
**Goal:** Fix 5 bugs that ruined tonight's show: theme ignored by callers, wrong LLM models assigned, phonetic pronunciation mangling, voice-age mismatch, and low minimum response threshold.
**Architecture:** All fixes are in `backend/main.py` except voice-age matching which also touches `backend/services/tts.py` voice matching logic. Each fix is independent — no ordering dependencies between tasks.
**Tech Stack:** Python, FastAPI
---
### Task 1: Regenerate caller backgrounds when theme is set
**Problem:** `_pregenerate_backgrounds()` runs on startup when `session.show_theme` is still `""`. Setting theme via `POST /api/show-theme` only stores the string — doesn't regenerate. Callers have zero theme connection.
**Files:**
- Modify: `backend/main.py:9891-9900` (`set_show_theme` endpoint)
- Modify: `backend/main.py:5899-5927` (`_pregenerate_backgrounds`)
**Step 1: Modify `set_show_theme` to regenerate unused caller backgrounds**
In `backend/main.py`, replace the `set_show_theme` endpoint (lines 9891-9900):
```python
@app.post("/api/show-theme")
async def set_show_theme(data: dict):
theme = data.get("theme", "").strip()[:100]
old_theme = session.show_theme
session.show_theme = theme
if theme:
print(f"[Theme] Show theme set: {theme}")
elif old_theme:
print(f"[Theme] Show theme cleared (was: {old_theme})")
# Regenerate backgrounds for callers that haven't been on air yet
if theme != old_theme:
unused_keys = [k for k in CALLER_BASES if k not in session.used_callers]
if unused_keys:
print(f"[Theme] Regenerating {len(unused_keys)} unused caller backgrounds for theme: {theme or '(none)'}")
asyncio.create_task(_regenerate_backgrounds_for_keys(unused_keys))
return {"theme": session.show_theme}
```
**Step 2: Add `_regenerate_backgrounds_for_keys` helper**
Add this right after `_pregenerate_backgrounds()` (after line 5927):
```python
async def _regenerate_backgrounds_for_keys(keys: list[str]):
"""Regenerate backgrounds for specific caller keys (e.g. after theme change)."""
tasks = []
for key in keys:
base = CALLER_BASES.get(key)
if base and not base.get("returning"):
tasks.append((key, _generate_caller_background_llm(base)))
if not tasks:
return
results = await asyncio.gather(*[t[1] for t in tasks], return_exceptions=True)
for (key, _), result in zip(tasks, results):
if isinstance(result, Exception):
print(f"[Theme] Regen failed for caller {key}: {result}")
else:
session.caller_backgrounds[key] = result
# Clear cached model so it re-evaluates with new style
session.caller_models.pop(key, None)
print(f"[Theme] Regenerated {sum(1 for r in results if not isinstance(r, Exception))}/{len(tasks)} backgrounds")
_match_voices_to_styles()
_sort_caller_queue()
```
**Step 3: Verify `used_callers` exists on session**
Check that `session.used_callers` tracks which callers have already been on air. If it doesn't exist, use `session.call_history` caller keys instead.
**Step 4: Test manually**
```bash
# Start server
python -m uvicorn backend.main:app --reload --reload-dir backend --host 0.0.0.0 --port 8000
# Set theme and check logs for "[Theme] Regenerating..." messages
curl -X POST http://localhost:8000/api/show-theme -H "Content-Type: application/json" -d '{"theme": "Road Stories"}'
```
**Step 5: Commit**
```bash
git add backend/main.py
git commit -m "Regenerate caller backgrounds when show theme is set"
```
---
### Task 2: Fix style-to-model matching race condition
**Problem:** `get_caller_model()` is called before `caller_styles` is populated. `caller_styles.get(key)` returns `""`, `_normalize_style_key("")` returns `""`, no match in `caller_model_map` → falls through to `caller_model_pool[0]` (grok-4.1-fast) for everyone.
**Files:**
- Modify: `backend/main.py:6848-6875` (`get_caller_model`)
**Step 1: Fix `get_caller_model` to defer assignment when style is unknown**
Replace `get_caller_model` (lines 6848-6875):
```python
def get_caller_model(self, caller_key: str) -> str | None:
"""Get the assigned model for a caller, or assign one based on strategy.
Returns None to use default category routing."""
if self.caller_model_strategy == "single":
return None # use default category_models["caller_dialog"]
# Already assigned — keep consistent for the whole call
if caller_key in self.caller_models:
return self.caller_models[caller_key]
model = None
if self.caller_model_strategy == "cycle":
if self.caller_model_pool:
model = self.caller_model_pool[self._caller_model_cycle_idx % len(self.caller_model_pool)]
self._caller_model_cycle_idx += 1
elif self.caller_model_strategy == "style_matched":
raw_style = self.caller_styles.get(caller_key, "")
style_key = _normalize_style_key(raw_style) if raw_style else ""
if style_key:
model = self.caller_model_map.get(style_key)
if not model:
# Style not yet populated or no mapping — use fallback, not pool[0]
model = self.caller_model_fallback
if model:
self.caller_models[caller_key] = model
caller_name = CALLER_BASES.get(caller_key, {}).get("name", caller_key)
style_info = self.caller_styles.get(caller_key, "unknown")
print(f"[CallerModel] Assigned {model} to {caller_name} (style={_normalize_style_key(style_info) if style_info else 'none'}, strategy={self.caller_model_strategy})")
return model
```
The key change: when `style_key` is empty (style not yet populated) or has no mapping, use `caller_model_fallback` (claude-sonnet-4.6) instead of `caller_model_pool[0]` (grok-4.1-fast). Claude Sonnet is a much safer default — empathetic, verbose, coherent.
**Step 2: Commit**
```bash
git add backend/main.py
git commit -m "Fix style-to-model race condition — use fallback instead of pool[0]"
```
---
### Task 3: Fix pronunciation fixes producing literal phonetic text
**Problem:** `_PRONUNCIATION_FIXES` replaces "Animas" with "Ah nee mahs" as literal text. TTS reads each word separately ("Ah" "nee" "mahs") instead of blending into the intended pronunciation.
**Files:**
- Modify: `backend/main.py:9141-9152` (`_PRONUNCIATION_FIXES`)
- Modify: `backend/main.py:9212-9216` (`_apply_pronunciation_fixes`)
**Step 1: Remove pronunciation fixes that sound worse than originals**
The Inworld TTS actually handles most proper nouns fine. The fixes were added speculatively and cause more harm than good. Remove the place names that TTS can handle, keep only abbreviations:
Replace `_PRONUNCIATION_FIXES` (lines 9141-9152):
```python
_PRONUNCIATION_FIXES = {
"Castopod": "Casto pod",
"vs": "versus",
"govt": "government",
"dept": "department",
}
```
Remove `Lordsburg`, `Hachita`, `Deming`, `Bootheel`, `Animas`, and `Rodeo`. These place names either sound fine through TTS or the phonetic replacement sounds worse.
**Step 2: Commit**
```bash
git add backend/main.py
git commit -m "Remove pronunciation fixes that produce worse TTS output"
```
---
### Task 4: Add age-awareness to voice matching
**Problem:** Brandy (55 years old) got "Kayla" (young-sounding voice). `_match_voices_to_styles()` scores on style dimensions (weight, energy, warmth, age_feel) but the `age_feel` preference comes from the communication style, not the character's actual age. A "confrontational" style prefers `age_feel: None` (no preference), so a 55-year-old can get a young voice.
**Files:**
- Modify: `backend/main.py:6106-6156` (`_match_voices_to_styles`)
**Step 1: Add character age to voice scoring**
In `_match_voices_to_styles`, after getting the style preferences, override `age_feel` based on the caller's actual age from their background:
```python
def _match_voices_to_styles():
"""Re-assign voices to match caller communication styles after backgrounds are generated."""
from .services.tts import VOICE_PROFILES
for key, base in CALLER_BASES.items():
if base.get("returning"):
continue
style_raw = session.caller_styles.get(key, "")
if not style_raw:
continue
style_key = _normalize_style_key(style_raw)
prefs = STYLE_VOICE_PREFERENCES.get(style_key)
if not prefs:
continue
# Copy prefs so we don't mutate the shared dict
prefs = dict(prefs)
# Override age_feel based on character's actual age
bg = session.caller_backgrounds.get(key)
if isinstance(bg, CallerBackground) and bg.age:
if bg.age >= 50:
prefs["age_feel"] = "mature"
elif bg.age >= 35:
prefs["age_feel"] = "middle"
elif bg.age < 25:
prefs["age_feel"] = "young"
# 25-34: keep style preference or None
gender = base["gender"]
pool = INWORLD_MALE_VOICES if gender == "male" else INWORLD_FEMALE_VOICES
voice_pool = [v for v in pool if v not in BLACKLISTED_VOICES]
scored = []
for voice_name in voice_pool:
profile = VOICE_PROFILES.get(voice_name)
if not profile:
scored.append((voice_name, 0))
continue
score = 0
for dim in ["weight", "energy", "warmth", "age_feel"]:
pref_val = prefs.get(dim)
if pref_val and profile.get(dim) == pref_val:
score += 1
scored.append((voice_name, score))
if scored:
names = [s[0] for s in scored]
weights = [max(1, s[1] * 3) for s in scored]
chosen = random.choices(names, weights=weights, k=1)[0]
used_voices = {CALLER_BASES[k]["voice"] for k in CALLER_BASES if k != key and "voice" in CALLER_BASES[k]}
if chosen in used_voices:
alternatives = [(n, w) for n, w in zip(names, weights) if n not in used_voices]
if alternatives:
alt_names, alt_weights = zip(*alternatives)
chosen = random.choices(alt_names, weights=alt_weights, k=1)[0]
old_voice = base.get("voice", "")
base["voice"] = chosen
if old_voice != chosen:
print(f"[VoiceMatch] {base.get('name', key)}: {old_voice} → {chosen} (style: {style_key}, age: {bg.age if isinstance(bg, CallerBackground) else '?'})")
```
**Step 2: Commit**
```bash
git add backend/main.py
git commit -m "Add age-awareness to voice matching — 55yo won't get young voices"
```
---
### Task 5: Raise minimum response word count
**Problem:** `MIN_RESPONSE_WORDS = 30` lets through fragmented, telegram-style responses that are technically 30+ words but terrible radio.
**Files:**
- Modify: `backend/main.py:8844` (`MIN_RESPONSE_WORDS`)
**Step 1: Raise the minimum**
Change line 8844:
```python
MIN_RESPONSE_WORDS = 50 # Retry if response is shorter than this
```
50 words is roughly 2-3 spoken sentences — enough to be a coherent radio response without being overly demanding for short-form exchanges.
**Step 2: Commit**
```bash
git add backend/main.py
git commit -m "Raise MIN_RESPONSE_WORDS from 30 to 50"
```
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"""Fetch instrumental background music from Jamendo for the radio show.
Pixabay has no public music API this uses Jamendo's free API instead.
All tracks are Creative Commons licensed. Attribution is saved to music/CREDITS.txt.
Setup: Get a free client_id at https://devportal.jamendo.com
Add JAMENDO_CLIENT_ID=your_id to .env
Usage:
python fetch_music.py # download 20 tracks across all genres
python fetch_music.py --genre jazz # download jazz only
python fetch_music.py --count 50 # download 50 tracks
python fetch_music.py --list # just list available tracks, don't download
"""
import argparse
import os
import re
import sys
from pathlib import Path
import httpx
from dotenv import load_dotenv
load_dotenv()
MUSIC_DIR = Path(__file__).parent / "music"
CREDITS_FILE = MUSIC_DIR / "CREDITS.txt"
API_BASE = "https://api.jamendo.com/v3.0"
# Genres good for a late-night radio show
GENRES = ["jazz", "lofi", "blues", "ambient", "acoustic", "funk", "chill"]
# Map search tags to labels that _detect_genre() in main.py can match
# jazz, blues, funk, lo-fi are already in GENRE_KEYWORDS
# ambient, acoustic, chill would need to be added for auto-detection
GENRE_LABELS = {
"jazz": "Jazz",
"lofi": "Lo-Fi",
"blues": "Blues",
"ambient": "Ambient",
"acoustic": "Acoustic",
"funk": "Funk",
"chill": "Chill",
}
def get_client_id():
key = os.getenv("JAMENDO_CLIENT_ID")
if not key:
print("Error: JAMENDO_CLIENT_ID not found in .env")
print("Get one free at https://devportal.jamendo.com")
sys.exit(1)
return key
def sanitize_filename(name: str) -> str:
return re.sub(r'[<>:"/\\|?*]', '', name).strip()
def _has_vocals(track: dict) -> bool:
"""Check musicinfo for vocal indicators — catches tracks Jamendo mis-tagged as instrumental."""
mi = track.get("musicinfo", {})
# Check the vocalinstrumental field in musicinfo (separate from the API filter)
vi = mi.get("vocalinstrumental")
if vi and vi.lower() == "vocal":
return True
# Check tags for vocal/singing indicators
tags = mi.get("tags", {})
# tags can be {"genres": [...], "instruments": [...], "vartags": [...]}
all_tags = []
if isinstance(tags, dict):
for v in tags.values():
if isinstance(v, list):
all_tags.extend(t.lower() for t in v)
elif isinstance(tags, list):
all_tags = [t.lower() for t in tags]
vocal_tags = {"vocals", "vocal", "singing", "singer", "voice", "lyrics",
"rap", "hiphop", "hip-hop", "spoken", "spoken word"}
if vocal_tags & set(all_tags):
return True
# Check track name for vocal giveaways
name_lower = track.get("name", "").lower()
if any(w in name_lower for w in ["feat.", "ft.", "vocal", "remix vocal", "(voice"]):
return True
return False
def search_tracks(client: httpx.Client, client_id: str, genre: str, limit: int = 20) -> list[dict]:
# Request more than needed so we can filter out vocal false positives
fetch_limit = min(limit * 3, 200)
params = {
"client_id": client_id,
"format": "json",
"limit": fetch_limit,
"vocalinstrumental": "instrumental",
"fuzzytags": genre,
"durationbetween": "60_300",
"include": "musicinfo+licenses",
"order": "popularity_total",
}
resp = client.get(f"{API_BASE}/tracks/", params=params)
resp.raise_for_status()
data = resp.json()
if data["headers"]["status"] != "success":
print(f" API error: {data['headers'].get('error_message', 'unknown')}")
return []
results = data.get("results", [])
# Post-filter: reject tracks with vocal indicators despite the API filter
filtered = []
for t in results:
if _has_vocals(t):
print(f" SKIP (vocals detected): {t.get('artist_name', '?')} - {t.get('name', '?')}")
continue
filtered.append(t)
if len(filtered) >= limit:
break
skipped = len(results) - len(filtered)
if skipped:
print(f" (filtered out {skipped} tracks with vocal indicators)")
return filtered
def make_filename(track: dict, genre_tag: str) -> str:
artist = sanitize_filename(track.get("artist_name", "Unknown"))
title = sanitize_filename(track.get("name", "Untitled"))
label = GENRE_LABELS.get(genre_tag, genre_tag.title())
# Include genre tag if not already detectable from artist/title
lower = f"{artist} {title}".lower()
needs_tag = not any(kw in lower for kw in [genre_tag, label.lower()])
if needs_tag:
return f"{artist} - {title} [{label}].mp3"
return f"{artist} - {title}.mp3"
def download_track(client: httpx.Client, track: dict, filepath: Path, index: int, total: int) -> bool:
url = track.get("audiodownload")
if not url:
print(f" [{index}/{total}] SKIP (no download URL): {track['name']}")
return False
if not track.get("audiodownload_allowed", True):
print(f" [{index}/{total}] SKIP (download not allowed): {track['name']}")
return False
print(f" [{index}/{total}] Downloading: {filepath.name}...", end=" ", flush=True)
resp = client.get(url, follow_redirects=True)
resp.raise_for_status()
filepath.write_bytes(resp.content)
size_mb = len(resp.content) / (1024 * 1024)
dur = track.get("duration", 0)
print(f"{size_mb:.1f} MB, {dur // 60}:{dur % 60:02d}")
return True
def save_credit(track: dict, filename: str):
artist = track.get("artist_name", "Unknown")
title = track.get("name", "Untitled")
license_url = track.get("license_ccurl", "")
share_url = track.get("shareurl", "")
line = f"{filename} | {artist} - {title} | {license_url} | {share_url}\n"
existing = CREDITS_FILE.read_text() if CREDITS_FILE.exists() else ""
if filename not in existing:
with open(CREDITS_FILE, "a") as f:
if not existing:
f.write("# Music Credits (Jamendo - Creative Commons)\n")
f.write("# File | Artist - Title | License | URL\n\n")
f.write(line)
def main():
parser = argparse.ArgumentParser(description="Download instrumental music from Jamendo")
parser.add_argument("--genre", choices=GENRES, help="Download only this genre")
parser.add_argument("--count", type=int, default=20, help="Total tracks to download (default: 20)")
parser.add_argument("--list", action="store_true", help="List available tracks without downloading")
args = parser.parse_args()
client_id = get_client_id()
MUSIC_DIR.mkdir(exist_ok=True)
genres = [args.genre] if args.genre else GENRES
per_genre = max(1, args.count // len(genres))
remainder = args.count - per_genre * len(genres)
all_tracks = []
seen_ids = set()
with httpx.Client(timeout=30) as api_client:
for i, genre in enumerate(genres):
limit = per_genre + (1 if i < remainder else 0)
if limit <= 0:
continue
print(f"Searching {genre}...", end=" ", flush=True)
tracks = search_tracks(api_client, client_id, genre, limit)
# Deduplicate across genres
added = 0
for t in tracks:
if t["id"] not in seen_ids and added < limit:
t["_genre_tag"] = genre
all_tracks.append(t)
seen_ids.add(t["id"])
added += 1
print(f"{added} tracks")
if not all_tracks:
print("No tracks found.")
return
if args.list:
print(f"\n{'#':<4} {'Genre':<10} {'Artist':<25} {'Title':<40} {'Duration':<8}")
print("-" * 90)
for i, t in enumerate(all_tracks, 1):
dur = f"{t['duration'] // 60}:{t['duration'] % 60:02d}"
artist = t["artist_name"][:24]
title = t["name"][:39]
label = GENRE_LABELS.get(t["_genre_tag"], t["_genre_tag"])
print(f"{i:<4} {label:<10} {artist:<25} {title:<40} {dur:<8}")
print(f"\n{len(all_tracks)} tracks available")
return
# Download phase
downloaded = 0
skipped_exists = 0
skipped_error = 0
with httpx.Client(timeout=120, follow_redirects=True) as dl_client:
for i, track in enumerate(all_tracks, 1):
filename = make_filename(track, track["_genre_tag"])
filepath = MUSIC_DIR / filename
if filepath.exists():
print(f" [{i}/{len(all_tracks)}] EXISTS: {filename}")
skipped_exists += 1
continue
try:
if download_track(dl_client, track, filepath, i, len(all_tracks)):
save_credit(track, filename)
downloaded += 1
else:
skipped_error += 1
except Exception as e:
print(f" [{i}/{len(all_tracks)}] ERROR: {e}")
# Clean up partial download
if filepath.exists():
filepath.unlink()
skipped_error += 1
print(f"\nDone: {downloaded} downloaded, {skipped_exists} existed, {skipped_error} skipped")
if __name__ == "__main__":
main()
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border-color: rgba(232, 121, 29, 0.3);
}
.theme-bar {
display: flex;
align-items: center;
gap: 6px;
padding: 4px 12px;
background: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.05);
border-radius: 6px;
}
.theme-label {
font-size: 0.8rem;
color: #aaa;
white-space: nowrap;
}
.theme-input {
background: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.08);
border: 1px solid rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.15);
border-radius: 4px;
color: #fff;
padding: 4px 8px;
font-size: 0.85rem;
width: 200px;
}
.theme-input:focus {
outline: none;
border-color: #f5a623;
}
.theme-input.active {
border-color: #f5a623;
background: rgba(245, 166, 35, 0.1);
}
.theme-btn {
padding: 4px 10px;
border-radius: 4px;
border: none;
cursor: pointer;
font-size: 0.8rem;
}
.theme-btn.set {
background: #f5a623;
color: #000;
}
.theme-btn.set:hover {
background: #e6991a;
}
.theme-btn.clear {
background: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.1);
color: #aaa;
padding: 4px 6px;
}
.theme-btn.clear:hover {
background: rgba(255, 80, 80, 0.3);
color: #ff5050;
}
.on-air-btn {
font-weight: 700;
text-transform: uppercase;
@@ -284,9 +347,14 @@ section h2 {
}
.caller-btn.active {
background: var(--accent);
border-color: var(--accent);
background: var(--bg);
border-color: transparent;
}
.caller-btn.active .caller-name {
color: #fff;
background: var(--accent);
padding: 2px 8px;
border-radius: 4px;
}
.call-status {
@@ -400,6 +468,84 @@ section h2 {
line-height: 1.3;
}
/* Caller model indicator */
.info-badge.model {
background: rgba(100, 140, 220, 0.2);
color: #7ab0e8;
font-size: 0.7rem;
cursor: pointer;
}
.caller-model-override {
font-size: 0.7rem;
padding: 2px 4px;
background: var(--bg);
color: var(--text);
border: 1px solid rgba(100, 140, 220, 0.3);
border-radius: 4px;
max-width: 140px;
}
/* Caller button model badge */
.model-tag {
font-size: 0.55rem;
color: #7ab0e8;
background: rgba(100, 140, 220, 0.15);
padding: 0 3px;
border-radius: 2px;
font-weight: 700;
letter-spacing: 0.3px;
flex-shrink: 0;
}
/* Caller Models settings section */
.caller-model-row {
margin-bottom: 8px;
}
.caller-model-row label {
margin-bottom: 0;
}
.cm-pool-input {
font-size: 0.8rem;
}
.cm-style-grid {
display: grid;
grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr;
gap: 4px;
margin-bottom: 8px;
max-height: 200px;
overflow-y: auto;
}
.cm-style-item {
display: flex;
align-items: center;
justify-content: space-between;
gap: 4px;
background: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.05);
border-radius: 4px;
padding: 3px 6px;
}
.cm-style-name {
font-size: 0.7rem;
color: var(--text-muted);
white-space: nowrap;
}
.cm-style-select {
font-size: 0.7rem;
padding: 2px 3px;
background: var(--bg);
color: var(--text);
border: 1px solid rgba(232, 121, 29, 0.15);
border-radius: 4px;
max-width: 110px;
}
.caller-background-full {
margin-top: 8px;
font-size: 0.75rem;
@@ -586,19 +732,6 @@ section h2 {
margin-bottom: 10px;
}
.music-section select optgroup {
color: var(--accent);
font-weight: bold;
font-style: normal;
padding: 4px 0;
}
.music-section select option {
color: var(--text);
font-weight: normal;
padding: 2px 8px;
}
.music-controls {
display: flex;
gap: 8px;
@@ -625,6 +758,83 @@ section h2 {
accent-color: var(--accent);
}
/* Genre Quick-Select */
.genre-section {
grid-column: span 3;
}
.genre-grid {
display: flex;
flex-wrap: wrap;
gap: 6px;
margin-bottom: 8px;
}
.genre-btn {
background: var(--bg);
color: var(--text);
border: 1px solid rgba(232, 121, 29, 0.12);
padding: 6px 12px;
border-radius: var(--radius-sm);
cursor: pointer;
font-size: 0.8rem;
transition: all 0.15s;
white-space: nowrap;
}
.genre-btn:hover {
border-color: var(--accent);
background: #2a1e10;
color: #fff;
}
.genre-btn.active {
background: var(--accent);
border-color: var(--accent);
color: #fff;
font-weight: 600;
}
.now-playing {
display: flex;
align-items: center;
gap: 8px;
padding: 4px 0;
}
.now-playing-text {
font-size: 0.75rem;
color: var(--text-muted);
flex: 0 1 auto;
overflow: hidden;
text-overflow: ellipsis;
white-space: nowrap;
min-width: 0;
}
.now-playing-stop {
background: var(--bg);
color: var(--text);
border: 1px solid rgba(232, 121, 29, 0.15);
padding: 4px 10px;
border-radius: var(--radius-sm);
cursor: pointer;
font-size: 0.75rem;
flex-shrink: 0;
transition: all 0.15s;
}
.now-playing-stop:hover {
border-color: var(--accent);
background: #2a1e10;
}
.now-playing-volume {
width: 80px;
flex-shrink: 0;
accent-color: var(--accent);
}
/* Soundboard */
.sounds-section {
grid-column: span 2;
@@ -771,7 +981,7 @@ section h2 {
padding: 24px;
border-radius: var(--radius);
width: 90%;
max-width: 400px;
max-width: 550px;
border: 1px solid rgba(232, 121, 29, 0.15);
}
@@ -802,22 +1012,63 @@ section h2 {
flex: 1;
}
.channel-row {
display: flex;
gap: 12px;
margin-top: 8px;
.routing-grid {
display: grid;
grid-template-columns: repeat(3, 1fr);
gap: 6px;
}
.channel-row label {
.routing-item {
display: flex;
align-items: center;
justify-content: space-between;
gap: 4px;
font-size: 0.85rem;
background: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.05);
border-radius: 6px;
padding: 5px 8px;
}
.routing-item label {
margin-bottom: 0 !important;
}
.routing-label {
font-size: 0.75rem;
color: var(--text-muted, #9a8b78);
white-space: nowrap;
}
.channel-input {
width: 50px !important;
width: 40px !important;
text-align: center;
font-size: 0.8rem;
padding: 3px !important;
}
.model-routing-grid {
display: grid;
grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr;
gap: 8px;
}
.model-routing-item {
display: flex;
flex-direction: column;
gap: 3px;
}
.model-routing-item label {
margin-bottom: 0 !important;
}
.model-routing-label {
font-size: 0.75rem;
color: var(--text-muted, #9a8b78);
}
.model-select {
font-size: 0.8rem !important;
padding: 4px 6px !important;
}
.modal-content label {
@@ -1484,6 +1735,16 @@ section h2 {
font-size: 0.8rem;
}
.media-row .genre-section {
grid-column: span 3;
}
@media (max-width: 700px) {
.media-row .genre-section {
grid-column: span 1;
}
}
/* Devon (Intern) */
.message.devon {
border-left: 3px solid var(--devon);
@@ -1673,3 +1934,110 @@ button:focus-visible {
.log-toggle-btn:hover {
color: var(--text);
}
/* Preflight */
.preflight-btn {
background: rgba(90, 138, 60, 0.15);
color: var(--accent-green);
border: 1px solid rgba(90, 138, 60, 0.3);
}
.preflight-btn:hover {
background: rgba(90, 138, 60, 0.25);
}
.preflight-content {
max-width: 700px;
}
.preflight-status {
display: flex;
align-items: center;
gap: 10px;
padding: 12px 16px;
border-radius: var(--radius-sm);
margin-bottom: 16px;
font-weight: 700;
font-size: 1.1rem;
}
.preflight-status.pass { background: rgba(90, 138, 60, 0.15); color: var(--accent-green); }
.preflight-status.warn { background: rgba(232, 169, 29, 0.15); color: #e8a91d; }
.preflight-status.fail { background: rgba(204, 34, 34, 0.15); color: var(--accent-red); }
.preflight-status.loading { background: rgba(232, 121, 29, 0.1); color: var(--text-muted); }
.preflight-checks {
display: flex;
flex-direction: column;
gap: 12px;
max-height: 60vh;
overflow-y: auto;
}
.preflight-check {
background: var(--bg);
border: 1px solid rgba(232, 121, 29, 0.1);
border-radius: var(--radius-sm);
padding: 12px 16px;
}
.preflight-check-header {
display: flex;
justify-content: space-between;
align-items: center;
cursor: pointer;
user-select: none;
}
.preflight-check-name {
font-weight: 600;
font-size: 0.95rem;
}
.preflight-check-badge {
font-size: 0.75rem;
font-weight: 700;
padding: 2px 8px;
border-radius: 4px;
text-transform: uppercase;
}
.preflight-check-badge.pass { background: rgba(90, 138, 60, 0.2); color: var(--accent-green); }
.preflight-check-badge.warn { background: rgba(232, 169, 29, 0.2); color: #e8a91d; }
.preflight-check-badge.fail { background: rgba(204, 34, 34, 0.2); color: var(--accent-red); }
.preflight-check-badge.skip { background: rgba(154, 139, 120, 0.2); color: var(--text-muted); }
.preflight-check-details {
margin-top: 10px;
font-size: 0.85rem;
color: var(--text-muted);
display: none;
}
.preflight-check.open .preflight-check-details {
display: block;
}
.preflight-table {
width: 100%;
border-collapse: collapse;
margin-top: 8px;
}
.preflight-table th {
text-align: left;
color: var(--text-muted);
font-size: 0.75rem;
font-weight: 600;
text-transform: uppercase;
padding: 4px 8px;
border-bottom: 1px solid rgba(232, 121, 29, 0.1);
}
.preflight-table td {
padding: 4px 8px;
font-size: 0.8rem;
color: var(--text);
border-bottom: 1px solid rgba(232, 121, 29, 0.05);
}
.preflight-table tr.mismatch td { color: var(--accent-red); }
.preflight-table tr.connected td { color: var(--accent-green); }
.preflight-test-btn {
background: rgba(232, 121, 29, 0.15);
color: var(--accent);
border: 1px solid rgba(232, 121, 29, 0.3);
}
.preflight-test-btn:hover { background: rgba(232, 121, 29, 0.25); }
.preflight-test-btn.loading { opacity: 0.6; pointer-events: none; }
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@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
<title>Luke at The Roost</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="/css/style.css">
<link rel="stylesheet" href="/css/style.css?v=2">
</head>
<body>
<div id="app">
@@ -15,8 +15,15 @@
<button id="rec-btn" class="rec-btn" title="Record stems for post-production">REC</button>
<button id="new-session-btn" class="new-session-btn">New Session</button>
<button id="export-session-btn">Export</button>
<button id="preflight-btn" class="preflight-btn">Preflight</button>
<button id="settings-btn">Settings</button>
</div>
<div class="theme-bar">
<label for="show-theme-input" class="theme-label">Theme:</label>
<input type="text" id="show-theme-input" class="theme-input" placeholder="e.g. St. Patrick's Day" maxlength="100">
<button id="set-theme-btn" class="theme-btn set" title="Set show theme">Set</button>
<button id="clear-theme-btn" class="theme-btn clear hidden" title="Clear theme">&#x2715;</button>
</div>
<div id="show-clock" class="show-clock">
<span class="clock-time" id="clock-time"></span>
<span id="show-timers" class="show-timers hidden">
@@ -69,6 +76,8 @@
<span id="caller-shape-badge" class="info-badge shape"></span>
<span id="caller-energy-badge" class="info-badge energy"></span>
<span id="caller-emotion" class="info-badge emotion"></span>
<span id="caller-model-badge" class="info-badge model"></span>
<select id="caller-model-override" class="caller-model-override hidden"></select>
</div>
<div id="caller-signature" class="caller-signature"></div>
<div id="caller-situation" class="caller-situation"></div>
@@ -134,13 +143,13 @@
<!-- Music / Ads / Idents -->
<div class="media-row">
<section class="music-section">
<h2>Music</h2>
<select id="track-select"></select>
<div class="music-controls">
<button id="play-btn">Play <span class="shortcut-label">M</span></button>
<button id="stop-btn">Stop</button>
<input type="range" id="volume" min="0" max="100" value="30">
<section class="music-section genre-section">
<h2>Music <span class="shortcut-label">M</span></h2>
<div id="genre-buttons" class="genre-grid"></div>
<div id="now-playing" class="now-playing hidden">
<span id="now-playing-text" class="now-playing-text"></span>
<button id="stop-btn" class="now-playing-stop">Stop</button>
<input type="range" id="volume" min="0" max="100" value="30" class="now-playing-volume">
</div>
</section>
@@ -195,7 +204,7 @@
<!-- Audio Devices -->
<div class="settings-group">
<h3>Audio Routing</h3>
<h3>Audio Devices</h3>
<div class="device-row">
<label>
Input Device
@@ -203,7 +212,7 @@
</label>
<label>
Ch
<input type="number" id="input-channel" value="1" min="1" max="16" class="channel-input">
<input type="number" id="input-channel" value="1" min="1" max="32" class="channel-input">
</label>
</div>
<div class="device-row">
@@ -212,44 +221,100 @@
<select id="output-device"></select>
</label>
</div>
<div class="channel-row">
<label>Caller Ch <input type="number" id="caller-channel" value="3" min="1" max="16" class="channel-input"></label>
<label>Live Ch <input type="number" id="live-caller-channel" value="9" min="1" max="16" class="channel-input"></label>
<label>Music Ch <input type="number" id="music-channel" value="5" min="1" max="16" class="channel-input"></label>
<label>SFX Ch <input type="number" id="sfx-channel" value="7" min="1" max="16" class="channel-input"></label>
<label>Ad Ch <input type="number" id="ad-channel" value="11" min="1" max="16" class="channel-input"></label>
<label>Ident Ch <input type="number" id="ident-channel" value="15" min="1" max="16" class="channel-input"></label>
</div>
<div class="settings-group">
<h3>Output Routing</h3>
<div class="routing-grid">
<div class="routing-item">
<span class="routing-label">AI Caller</span>
<input type="number" id="caller-channel" value="3" min="1" max="32" class="channel-input">
</div>
<div class="routing-item">
<span class="routing-label">Devon</span>
<input type="number" id="devon-channel" value="17" min="1" max="32" class="channel-input">
</div>
<div class="routing-item">
<span class="routing-label">Live Caller</span>
<input type="number" id="live-caller-channel" value="9" min="1" max="32" class="channel-input">
</div>
<div class="routing-item">
<span class="routing-label">Music</span>
<input type="number" id="music-channel" value="5" min="1" max="32" class="channel-input">
</div>
<div class="routing-item">
<span class="routing-label">SFX</span>
<input type="number" id="sfx-channel" value="7" min="1" max="32" class="channel-input">
</div>
<div class="routing-item">
<span class="routing-label">Ads</span>
<input type="number" id="ad-channel" value="11" min="1" max="32" class="channel-input">
</div>
<div class="routing-item">
<span class="routing-label">Idents</span>
<input type="number" id="ident-channel" value="15" min="1" max="32" class="channel-input">
</div>
</div>
</div>
<!-- LLM Settings -->
<div class="settings-group">
<h3>LLM Provider</h3>
<label>
Provider
<select id="provider">
<option value="openrouter">OpenRouter</option>
<option value="ollama">Ollama</option>
</select>
</label>
<h3>LLM Model Routing</h3>
<div class="model-routing-grid">
<div class="model-routing-item">
<span class="model-routing-label">Caller Dialog</span>
<select id="model-caller_dialog" class="model-select"></select>
</div>
<div class="model-routing-item">
<span class="model-routing-label">Devon Monitor</span>
<select id="model-devon_monitor" class="model-select"></select>
</div>
<div class="model-routing-item">
<span class="model-routing-label">Devon Ask</span>
<select id="model-devon_ask" class="model-select"></select>
</div>
<div class="model-routing-item">
<span class="model-routing-label">Backgrounds</span>
<select id="model-background_gen" class="model-select"></select>
</div>
<div class="model-routing-item">
<span class="model-routing-label">Call Summary</span>
<select id="model-call_summary" class="model-select"></select>
</div>
<div class="model-routing-item">
<span class="model-routing-label">News</span>
<select id="model-news_summary" class="model-select"></select>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div id="openrouter-settings">
<!-- Caller Model Routing -->
<div class="settings-group">
<h3>Caller Models</h3>
<div class="caller-model-row">
<label>
Model
<select id="openrouter-model"></select>
Strategy
<select id="cm-strategy">
<option value="single">Single Model</option>
<option value="cycle">Cycle Models</option>
<option value="style_matched">Style-Matched</option>
</select>
</label>
</div>
<div id="ollama-settings" class="hidden">
<div id="cm-pool-section" class="hidden">
<label>
Model
<select id="ollama-model"></select>
Model Pool
<input type="text" id="cm-pool" class="cm-pool-input" placeholder="x-ai/grok-4, deepseek/deepseek-v3.2, ...">
</label>
</div>
<div id="cm-style-map" class="hidden">
<div class="cm-style-grid" id="cm-style-grid"></div>
</div>
<div class="caller-model-row">
<label>
Host
<input type="text" id="ollama-host" value="http://localhost:11434">
Fallback Model
<select id="cm-fallback" class="model-select"></select>
</label>
<button type="button" id="refresh-ollama" class="refresh-btn">Refresh Models</button>
</div>
</div>
@@ -293,8 +358,24 @@
</div>
</div>
</div>
<!-- Preflight Modal -->
<div id="preflight-modal" class="modal hidden">
<div class="modal-content preflight-content">
<h2>Show Preflight</h2>
<div id="preflight-status" class="preflight-status loading">
<span class="preflight-status-icon">...</span>
<span class="preflight-status-text">Running checks...</span>
</div>
<div id="preflight-checks" class="preflight-checks"></div>
<div class="modal-buttons">
<button id="preflight-test-btn" class="preflight-test-btn">Test Responses</button>
<button id="preflight-rerun-btn">Re-run</button>
<button id="close-preflight">Close</button>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<script src="/js/app.js?v=22"></script>
<script src="/js/app.js?v=27"></script>
</body>
</html>
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@@ -23,6 +23,8 @@ import tempfile
import xml.etree.ElementTree as ET
from pathlib import Path
import time
import requests
from dotenv import load_dotenv
@@ -46,6 +48,50 @@ WIDTH = 1080
HEIGHT = 1920
def _llm_request(prompt: str, max_tokens: int = 2048, temperature: float = 0.3,
timeout: int = 60) -> str | None:
"""Make an LLM API call with timeout and retry. Returns content or None on failure."""
for attempt in range(2):
try:
response = requests.post(
"https://openrouter.ai/api/v1/chat/completions",
headers={
"Authorization": f"Bearer {OPENROUTER_API_KEY}",
"Content-Type": "application/json",
},
json={
"model": "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4-5",
"messages": [{"role": "user", "content": prompt}],
"max_tokens": max_tokens,
"temperature": temperature,
},
timeout=timeout,
)
if response.status_code != 200:
print(f" LLM error (HTTP {response.status_code}): {response.text[:200]}")
if attempt == 0:
print(f" Retrying in 5s...")
time.sleep(5)
continue
return None
return response.json()["choices"][0]["message"]["content"].strip()
except requests.Timeout:
print(f" LLM request timed out ({timeout}s)")
if attempt == 0:
print(f" Retrying in 5s...")
time.sleep(5)
continue
return None
except Exception as e:
print(f" LLM request failed: {e}")
if attempt == 0:
print(f" Retrying in 5s...")
time.sleep(5)
continue
return None
return None
def _build_whisper_prompt(labeled_transcript: str) -> str:
"""Build an initial_prompt for Whisper from the labeled transcript.
@@ -186,7 +232,12 @@ def refine_clip_timestamps(audio_path: str, clips: list[dict],
"ffmpeg", "-y", "-ss", str(seg_start), "-t", str(seg_end - seg_start),
"-i", audio_path, "-ar", "16000", "-ac", "1", seg_path,
]
result = subprocess.run(cmd, capture_output=True, text=True)
try:
result = subprocess.run(cmd, capture_output=True, text=True, timeout=120)
except subprocess.TimeoutExpired:
print(f" Clip {i+1}: ffmpeg timed out (120s), skipping")
refined[i] = []
continue
if result.returncode != 0:
print(f" Clip {i+1}: Failed to extract segment")
refined[i] = []
@@ -279,25 +330,11 @@ IMPORTANT:
Respond with ONLY a JSON array, no markdown or explanation:
[{{"title": "...", "start_time": 0.0, "end_time": 0.0, "caption_text": "..."}}]"""
response = requests.post(
"https://openrouter.ai/api/v1/chat/completions",
headers={
"Authorization": f"Bearer {OPENROUTER_API_KEY}",
"Content-Type": "application/json",
},
json={
"model": "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4-5",
"messages": [{"role": "user", "content": prompt}],
"max_tokens": 2048,
"temperature": 0.3,
},
)
content = _llm_request(prompt, max_tokens=2048, temperature=0.3, timeout=60)
if content is None:
print(" Failed to get clip selections from LLM — aborting")
return []
if response.status_code != 200:
print(f"Error from OpenRouter: {response.text}")
sys.exit(1)
content = response.json()["choices"][0]["message"]["content"].strip()
if content.startswith("```"):
content = re.sub(r"^```(?:json)?\n?", "", content)
content = re.sub(r"\n?```$", "", content)
@@ -307,7 +344,7 @@ Respond with ONLY a JSON array, no markdown or explanation:
except json.JSONDecodeError as e:
print(f"Error parsing LLM response: {e}")
print(f"Response was: {content[:500]}")
sys.exit(1)
return []
# Validate and clamp durations
validated = []
@@ -349,25 +386,11 @@ For each clip, generate:
Respond with ONLY a JSON array matching the clip order:
[{{"description": "...", "hashtags": ["#tag1", "#tag2", ...]}}]"""
response = requests.post(
"https://openrouter.ai/api/v1/chat/completions",
headers={
"Authorization": f"Bearer {OPENROUTER_API_KEY}",
"Content-Type": "application/json",
},
json={
"model": "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4-5",
"messages": [{"role": "user", "content": prompt}],
"max_tokens": 2048,
"temperature": 0.7,
},
)
if response.status_code != 200:
print(f"Error from OpenRouter: {response.text}")
content = _llm_request(prompt, max_tokens=2048, temperature=0.7, timeout=60)
if content is None:
print(" Failed to generate social metadata — skipping")
return clips
content = response.json()["choices"][0]["message"]["content"].strip()
if content.startswith("```"):
content = re.sub(r"^```(?:json)?\n?", "", content)
content = re.sub(r"\n?```$", "", content)
@@ -777,43 +800,25 @@ RULES:
RAW TEXT ({len(words)} words):
{raw_text}"""
try:
response = requests.post(
"https://openrouter.ai/api/v1/chat/completions",
headers={
"Authorization": f"Bearer {OPENROUTER_API_KEY}",
"Content-Type": "application/json",
},
json={
"model": "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4-5",
"messages": [{"role": "user", "content": prompt}],
"max_tokens": 2048,
"temperature": 0,
},
timeout=30,
)
if response.status_code != 200:
print(f" Polish failed ({response.status_code}), using raw text")
return words
polished = _llm_request(prompt, max_tokens=2048, temperature=0, timeout=30)
if polished is None:
print(f" Polish failed, using raw text")
return words
polished = response.json()["choices"][0]["message"]["content"].strip()
polished_words = polished.split()
polished_words = polished.split()
if len(polished_words) != len(words):
print(f" Polish word count mismatch ({len(polished_words)} vs {len(words)}), using raw text")
return words
if len(polished_words) != len(words):
print(f" Polish word count mismatch ({len(polished_words)} vs {len(words)}), using raw text")
return words
changes = 0
for i, pw in enumerate(polished_words):
if pw != words[i]["word"]:
changes += 1
words[i]["word"] = pw
changes = 0
for i, pw in enumerate(polished_words):
if pw != words[i]["word"]:
changes += 1
words[i]["word"] = pw
if changes:
print(f" Polished {changes} words")
except Exception as e:
print(f" Polish error: {e}")
if changes:
print(f" Polished {changes} words")
return words
@@ -898,8 +903,12 @@ def extract_clip_audio(audio_path: str, start: float, end: float,
output_path,
]
result = subprocess.run(cmd, capture_output=True, text=True)
return result.returncode == 0
try:
result = subprocess.run(cmd, capture_output=True, text=True, timeout=120)
return result.returncode == 0
except subprocess.TimeoutExpired:
print(f" ffmpeg audio extraction timed out (120s)")
return False
def generate_background_image(episode_number: int, clip_title: str,
@@ -1153,7 +1162,11 @@ def generate_clip_video(audio_path: str, background_path: str,
output_path,
]
result = subprocess.run(cmd, capture_output=True, text=True)
try:
result = subprocess.run(cmd, capture_output=True, text=True, timeout=300)
except subprocess.TimeoutExpired:
print(f" ffmpeg video generation timed out (300s)")
return False
if result.returncode != 0:
print(f" ffmpeg error: {result.stderr[-300:]}")
return False
@@ -1235,7 +1248,12 @@ def generate_clip_video_remotion(
output_path,
]
result = subprocess.run(cmd, capture_output=True, text=True, cwd=str(REMOTION_DIR))
try:
result = subprocess.run(cmd, capture_output=True, text=True, cwd=str(REMOTION_DIR), timeout=180)
except subprocess.TimeoutExpired:
props_path.unlink(missing_ok=True)
print(f" Remotion render timed out (180s)")
return False
props_path.unlink(missing_ok=True)
if result.returncode != 0:
@@ -1488,6 +1506,9 @@ def main():
print(f"\n[3/{step_total}] Selecting {args.count} best moments with LLM...")
clips = select_clips_with_llm(transcript_text, labeled_transcript,
chapters_json, args.count)
if not clips:
print("\nNo clips selected — aborting.")
return
# Snap to sentence boundaries so clips don't start/end mid-sentence
clips = snap_to_sentences(clips, segments)
@@ -1524,14 +1545,18 @@ def main():
extract_step = 6 if two_pass else 5
print(f"\n[{extract_step}/{step_total}] Extracting audio clips...")
for i, clip in enumerate(clips):
print(f" [{i+1}/{len(clips)}] \"{clip['title']}\"...")
slug = slugify(clip["title"])
mp3_path = output_dir / f"clip-{i+1}-{slug}.mp3"
if extract_clip_audio(str(audio_path), clip["start_time"], clip["end_time"],
str(mp3_path)):
print(f" Clip {i+1} audio: {mp3_path.name}")
else:
print(f" Error extracting clip {i+1} audio")
try:
if extract_clip_audio(str(audio_path), clip["start_time"], clip["end_time"],
str(mp3_path)):
print(f" Clip {i+1} audio: {mp3_path.name}")
else:
print(f" Error extracting clip {i+1} audio — skipping")
except Exception as e:
print(f" Clip {i+1} audio failed: {e} — skipping")
video_step = 7 if two_pass else 6
if args.audio_only:
@@ -1553,49 +1578,52 @@ def main():
mp4_path = output_dir / f"clip-{i+1}-{slug}.mp4"
duration = clip["end_time"] - clip["start_time"]
print(f" Clip {i+1}: Generating video...")
print(f" [{i+1}/{len(clips)}] \"{clip['title']}\" ({duration:.0f}s)...")
# Get word timestamps — use refined segments if available
word_source = refined[i] if (two_pass and i in refined and refined[i]) else segments
clip_words = get_words_in_range(word_source, clip["start_time"], clip["end_time"])
try:
# Get word timestamps — use refined segments if available
word_source = refined[i] if (two_pass and i in refined and refined[i]) else segments
clip_words = get_words_in_range(word_source, clip["start_time"], clip["end_time"])
# Add speaker labels
clip_words = add_speaker_labels(clip_words, labeled_transcript,
clip["start_time"], clip["end_time"],
word_source)
# Add speaker labels
clip_words = add_speaker_labels(clip_words, labeled_transcript,
clip["start_time"], clip["end_time"],
word_source)
# Polish text with LLM (fix punctuation, capitalization, mishearings)
clip_words = polish_clip_words(clip_words, labeled_transcript)
# Polish text with LLM (fix punctuation, capitalization, mishearings)
clip_words = polish_clip_words(clip_words, labeled_transcript)
# Group words into timed caption lines
caption_lines = group_words_into_lines(
clip_words, clip["start_time"], duration
)
# Group words into timed caption lines
caption_lines = group_words_into_lines(
clip_words, clip["start_time"], duration
)
if use_remotion:
if generate_clip_video_remotion(
str(mp3_path), caption_lines, clip["start_time"],
clip["title"], episode_number, str(mp4_path), duration
):
file_size = mp4_path.stat().st_size / (1024 * 1024)
print(f" Clip {i+1} video: {mp4_path.name} ({file_size:.1f} MB)")
if use_remotion:
if generate_clip_video_remotion(
str(mp3_path), caption_lines, clip["start_time"],
clip["title"], episode_number, str(mp4_path), duration
):
file_size = mp4_path.stat().st_size / (1024 * 1024)
print(f" Clip {i+1} video: {mp4_path.name} ({file_size:.1f} MB)")
else:
print(f" Clip {i+1} video failed (Remotion) — skipping")
else:
print(f" Error generating clip {i+1} video (Remotion)")
else:
# Legacy PIL+ffmpeg renderer
bg_path = str(tmp_dir / f"bg_{i}.png")
generate_background_image(episode_number, clip["title"], bg_path)
# Legacy PIL+ffmpeg renderer
bg_path = str(tmp_dir / f"bg_{i}.png")
generate_background_image(episode_number, clip["title"], bg_path)
clip_tmp = tmp_dir / f"clip_{i}"
clip_tmp.mkdir(exist_ok=True)
clip_tmp = tmp_dir / f"clip_{i}"
clip_tmp.mkdir(exist_ok=True)
if generate_clip_video(str(mp3_path), bg_path, caption_lines,
clip["start_time"], str(mp4_path),
duration, clip_tmp):
file_size = mp4_path.stat().st_size / (1024 * 1024)
print(f" Clip {i+1} video: {mp4_path.name} ({file_size:.1f} MB)")
else:
print(f" Error generating clip {i+1} video")
if generate_clip_video(str(mp3_path), bg_path, caption_lines,
clip["start_time"], str(mp4_path),
duration, clip_tmp):
file_size = mp4_path.stat().st_size / (1024 * 1024)
print(f" Clip {i+1} video: {mp4_path.name} ({file_size:.1f} MB)")
else:
print(f" Clip {i+1} video failed (ffmpeg) — skipping")
except Exception as e:
print(f" Clip {i+1} video failed: {e} — skipping")
# Save clips metadata for social upload
metadata_path = output_dir / "clips-metadata.json"
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@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@ from pathlib import Path
import numpy as np
import soundfile as sf
STEM_NAMES = ["host", "caller", "music", "sfx", "ads", "idents"]
STEM_NAMES = ["host", "caller", "devon", "music", "sfx", "ads", "idents"]
def load_stems(stems_dir: Path) -> tuple[dict[str, np.ndarray], int]:
@@ -69,7 +69,7 @@ def remove_gaps(stems: dict[str, np.ndarray], sr: int,
# Detect gaps in everything except music (which always plays).
# This catches TTS latency gaps while protecting ad breaks and SFX transitions.
content = stems["host"] + stems["caller"] + stems["sfx"] + stems["ads"] + stems["idents"]
content = stems["host"] + stems["caller"] + stems["devon"] + stems["sfx"] + stems["ads"] + stems["idents"]
rms = compute_rms(content, window_samples)
# Threshold: percentile-based to sit above the mic noise floor
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@@ -19,7 +19,8 @@ import shutil
import subprocess
import sys
import tempfile
from datetime import datetime, timezone
import time
from datetime import datetime, timedelta, timezone
from pathlib import Path
import ssl
@@ -303,7 +304,7 @@ TRANSCRIPT:
{timestamped_text}
Generate a JSON response with:
1. "title": A catchy episode title (include "Episode {episode_number}:" prefix)
1. "title": An episode title with "Episode {episode_number}:" prefix. The title MUST reference something SPECIFIC from this episode a caller's name, their situation, a memorable quote, or a specific moment. Good titles sound like you're telling a friend what happened: "Episode 12: Gary's Goat Problem and the Worst Best Man Speech Ever", "Episode 8: The Lawnmower Feud, a Cursed Wedding Ring, and Darla Finally Calls Back". Bad titles are generic and could apply to any podcast episode: "Secrets and Confessions", "Late Night Tales", "Wild Stories and Hot Takes". Avoid the words: secrets, confessions, tales, chronicles, diaries, unfiltered, raw, real talk.
2. "description": A 2-4 sentence description summarizing the episode's content. Mention callers by name and their topics. End with something engaging.
3. "chapters": An array of chapter objects with "startTime" (in seconds) and "title". Include:
- "Intro" at 0 seconds
@@ -439,7 +440,7 @@ def _create_episode_direct(audio_path: str, metadata: dict, episode_number: int,
# Docker cp into Castopod container
print(" Copying into Castopod container...")
media_path = f"/var/www/castopod/public/media/{file_key}"
media_path = f"/app/public/media/{file_key}"
cp_cmd = f'{DOCKER_PATH} cp {nas_tmp} {CASTOPOD_CONTAINER}:{media_path}'
success, output = run_ssh_command(cp_cmd, timeout=120)
if not success:
@@ -673,7 +674,7 @@ def upload_transcript_to_castopod(episode_slug: str, episode_id: int, transcript
print(f" Warning: SCP transcript failed: {result.stderr}")
return False
media_path = f"/var/www/castopod/public/media/{remote_path}"
media_path = f"/app/public/media/{remote_path}"
run_ssh_command(f'{DOCKER_PATH} cp {nas_tmp} {CASTOPOD_CONTAINER}:{media_path}', timeout=60)
run_ssh_command(f'{DOCKER_PATH} exec {CASTOPOD_CONTAINER} chown www-data:www-data {media_path}')
run_ssh_command(f'rm -f {nas_tmp}')
@@ -690,7 +691,7 @@ def upload_transcript_to_castopod(episode_slug: str, episode_id: int, transcript
subprocess.run(scp_json, capture_output=True, text=True, timeout=60)
os.remove(json_tmp_local.name)
json_media_path = f"/var/www/castopod/public/media/{json_key}"
json_media_path = f"/app/public/media/{json_key}"
run_ssh_command(f'{DOCKER_PATH} cp {nas_json_tmp} {CASTOPOD_CONTAINER}:{json_media_path}', timeout=60)
run_ssh_command(f'{DOCKER_PATH} exec {CASTOPOD_CONTAINER} chown www-data:www-data {json_media_path}')
run_ssh_command(f'rm -f {nas_json_tmp}')
@@ -750,7 +751,7 @@ def upload_chapters_to_castopod(episode_slug: str, episode_id: int, chapters_pat
chapters_b64 = base64.b64encode(chapters_content.encode()).decode()
# Upload file to container using base64 decode
upload_cmd = f'echo "{chapters_b64}" | base64 -d | {DOCKER_PATH} exec -i {CASTOPOD_CONTAINER} tee /var/www/castopod/public/media/{remote_path} > /dev/null'
upload_cmd = f'echo "{chapters_b64}" | base64 -d | {DOCKER_PATH} exec -i {CASTOPOD_CONTAINER} tee /app/public/media/{remote_path} > /dev/null'
success, output = run_ssh_command(upload_cmd)
if not success:
print(f" Warning: Failed to upload chapters file: {output}")
@@ -817,7 +818,7 @@ def download_from_castopod(file_key: str, local_path: str) -> bool:
"""Download a file from Castopod's container storage to local filesystem."""
remote_filename = Path(file_key).name
remote_tmp = f"/share/CACHEDEV1_DATA/tmp/castopod_{remote_filename}"
cp_cmd = f'{DOCKER_PATH} cp {CASTOPOD_CONTAINER}:/var/www/castopod/public/media/{file_key} {remote_tmp}'
cp_cmd = f'{DOCKER_PATH} cp {CASTOPOD_CONTAINER}:/app/public/media/{file_key} {remote_tmp}'
success, _ = run_ssh_command(cp_cmd, timeout=120)
if not success:
return False
@@ -1081,9 +1082,79 @@ def upload_image_to_postiz(image_path: str) -> dict | None:
return None
def post_to_social(metadata: dict, episode_slug: str, image_path: str = None):
def _build_platform_content(metadata: dict, episode_url: str, yt_url: str | None,
platform: str) -> str:
"""Generate platform-tailored social post content for episode announcements."""
title = metadata["title"]
desc = metadata["description"]
if platform == "x":
hook = desc.split(". ")[0] + "."
content = f"{hook}\n\n{episode_url}\n\n#LukeAtTheRoost #podcast"
if len(content) > 280:
content = f"{title}\n\n{episode_url}"[:280]
elif platform == "instagram":
hashtags = ("#podcast #LukeAtTheRoost #talkradio #callinshow #newepisode "
"#podcastlife #podcastrecommendations #comedy #advice "
"#latenightradio #aipodcast #talkshow")
content = f"New episode 🎙️\n\n{desc}\n\nLink in bio.\n\n{hashtags}"
elif platform == "threads":
content = (f"{title}\n\n{desc}\n\nlukeattheroost.com"
f"\n\n#podcast #LukeAtTheRoost #newepisode #callinshow")
elif platform == "bluesky":
content = f"{desc}\n\n{episode_url}"
if len(content) > 300:
avail = 300 - len(episode_url) - 2
content = desc[:avail].rsplit(" ", 1)[0] + "\n\n" + episode_url
elif platform == "mastodon":
content = f"{title}\n\n{desc}\n\n{episode_url}"
if yt_url:
content += f"\n{yt_url}"
elif platform == "linkedin":
content = f"{title}\n\n{desc}"
content += f"\n\nListen: {episode_url}"
if yt_url:
content += f"\nWatch: {yt_url}"
elif platform == "facebook":
content = f"New episode just dropped 🎙️\n\n{desc}\n\nListen free: {episode_url}"
if yt_url:
content += f"\nWatch: {yt_url}"
elif platform == "tiktok":
hook = desc.split(". ")[0] + "."
content = (f"New episode: {hook}"
f"\n\n#podcast #LukeAtTheRoost #callinshow #newepisode #fyp")
elif platform == "nostr":
content = f"{title}\n\n{desc}\n\n{episode_url}"
if yt_url:
content += f"\n{yt_url}"
else:
content = f"{title}\n\n{desc}\n\n{episode_url}"
return content
# Platforms that post immediately vs scheduled (minutes offset from publish time)
_IMMEDIATE_PLATFORMS = {"x", "bluesky"}
_SCHEDULE_OFFSETS = {
"instagram": 30, "threads": 30,
"facebook": 60, "linkedin": 60,
"tiktok": 90, "mastodon": 120, "nostr": 120,
}
def post_to_social(metadata: dict, episode_slug: str, image_path: str = None,
yt_video_id: str = None):
"""Post episode announcement to all connected social channels via Postiz."""
print("[5.5/5] Posting to social media...")
print("[5.7] Posting to social media...")
token = _get_postiz_token()
@@ -1095,31 +1166,17 @@ def post_to_social(metadata: dict, episode_slug: str, image_path: str = None):
image_ids = [{"id": media["id"], "path": media.get("path", "")}]
episode_url = f"https://lukeattheroost.com/episode.html?slug={episode_slug}"
base_content = f"{metadata['title']}\n\n{metadata['description']}\n\n{episode_url}"
hashtags = "#podcast #LukeAtTheRoost #talkradio #callinshow #newepisode"
hashtag_platforms = {"instagram", "facebook", "bluesky", "mastodon", "nostr", "linkedin", "threads", "tiktok"}
# Platform-specific content length limits
PLATFORM_MAX_LENGTH = {"bluesky": 300, "threads": 500, "tiktok": 2200}
yt_url = f"https://youtube.com/watch?v={yt_video_id}" if yt_video_id else None
now = datetime.now(timezone.utc)
# Post to each platform individually so one failure doesn't block others
posted = 0
for platform, intg_config in POSTIZ_INTEGRATIONS.items():
content = base_content
if platform in hashtag_platforms:
content += f"\n\n{hashtags}"
content = _build_platform_content(metadata, episode_url, yt_url, platform)
# Truncate for platforms with short limits
max_len = PLATFORM_MAX_LENGTH.get(platform)
if max_len and len(content) > max_len:
# Keep title + URL, truncate description
short = f"{metadata['title']}\n\n{episode_url}"
if platform in hashtag_platforms:
short += f"\n\n{hashtags}"
content = short[:max_len]
settings = {"post_type": "post"}
settings = {"__type": platform, "post_type": "post"}
if platform == "x":
settings["who_can_reply_post"] = "everyone"
if "channel" in intg_config:
settings["channel"] = intg_config["channel"]
@@ -1129,30 +1186,46 @@ def post_to_social(metadata: dict, episode_slug: str, image_path: str = None):
"settings": settings,
}
# Stagger: immediate for fast-moving platforms, scheduled for rest
offset_min = _SCHEDULE_OFFSETS.get(platform, 0)
if platform in _IMMEDIATE_PLATFORMS or offset_min == 0:
post_type = "now"
post_date = now.strftime("%Y-%m-%dT%H:%M:%S.000Z")
else:
post_type = "schedule"
scheduled = now + timedelta(minutes=offset_min)
post_date = scheduled.strftime("%Y-%m-%dT%H:%M:%S.000Z")
payload = {
"type": "now",
"type": post_type,
"shortLink": False,
"date": datetime.now(timezone.utc).strftime("%Y-%m-%dT%H:%M:%S.000Z"),
"date": post_date,
"tags": [],
"posts": [post],
}
try:
resp = requests.post(
f"{POSTIZ_URL}/api/posts",
headers={"auth": token, "Content-Type": "application/json"},
json=payload,
timeout=60,
)
if resp.status_code in (200, 201):
posted += 1
print(f" Posted to {platform}")
else:
print(f" Warning: {platform} failed ({resp.status_code}): {resp.text[:150]}")
except Exception as e:
print(f" Warning: {platform} failed: {e}")
# Retry once on failure (2 attempts, 5s backoff)
for attempt in range(2):
try:
resp = requests.post(
f"{POSTIZ_URL}/api/posts",
headers={"auth": token, "Content-Type": "application/json"},
json=payload,
timeout=60,
)
if resp.status_code in (200, 201):
posted += 1
label = f"scheduled +{offset_min}m" if post_type == "schedule" else "posted"
print(f" {platform}: {label}")
break
else:
print(f" Warning: {platform} attempt {attempt + 1} failed ({resp.status_code}): {resp.text[:150]}")
except Exception as e:
print(f" Warning: {platform} attempt {attempt + 1} failed: {e}")
if attempt < 1:
time.sleep(5)
print(f" Posted to {posted}/{len(POSTIZ_INTEGRATIONS)} channels")
print(f" Posted/scheduled {posted}/{len(POSTIZ_INTEGRATIONS)} channels")
def get_youtube_service():
@@ -1199,6 +1272,21 @@ def _check_youtube_duplicate(youtube, title: str) -> str | None:
return None
def _extract_youtube_tags(metadata: dict) -> list[str]:
"""Extract dynamic tags from episode metadata for YouTube SEO."""
base_tags = ["podcast", "Luke at the Roost", "talk radio", "call-in show",
"talk show", "comedy", "AI podcast", "late night radio", "advice"]
skip = {"intro", "outro", "opening", "closing", "wrap up", "wrap-up"}
dynamic = []
for ch in metadata.get("chapters", []):
title = ch.get("title", "").strip()
if title.lower() in skip or len(title) < 3:
continue
if len(title) <= 50:
dynamic.append(title)
return (base_tags + dynamic)[:25]
def upload_to_youtube(audio_path: str, metadata: dict, chapters: list,
episode_slug: str) -> str | None:
"""Convert audio to video with cover art, upload to YouTube, add to podcast playlist."""
@@ -1257,8 +1345,7 @@ def upload_to_youtube(audio_path: str, metadata: dict, chapters: list,
"snippet": {
"title": metadata["title"][:100],
"description": description,
"tags": ["podcast", "Luke at the Roost", "talk radio", "call-in show",
"talk show", "comedy"],
"tags": _extract_youtube_tags(metadata),
"categoryId": "22",
},
"status": {
@@ -1629,7 +1716,8 @@ def main():
else:
social_image_path = str(audio_path.with_suffix(".social.jpg"))
generate_social_image(episode_number, metadata["description"], social_image_path)
post_to_social(metadata, episode["slug"], social_image_path)
post_to_social(metadata, episode["slug"], social_image_path,
yt_video_id=yt_video_id)
_mark_step_done(episode_number, "social")
# Step 6: Summary
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@@ -0,0 +1,115 @@
-- Show Region Marker — background script for REAPER
-- Polls /tmp/reaper_state.txt for state changes and creates colored regions.
-- Backend writes "dialog", "ad", or "ident" to the file.
-- Run via Actions → Run ReaScript before or during recording.
local STATE_FILE = "/tmp/reaper_state.txt"
local COLORS = {
dialog = reaper.ColorToNative(50, 180, 50) + 0x1000000, -- green
ad = reaper.ColorToNative(200, 80, 80) + 0x1000000, -- red
ident = reaper.ColorToNative(80, 120, 200) + 0x1000000, -- blue
}
local LABELS = {
dialog = "DIALOG",
ad = "AD",
ident = "IDENT",
}
local counts = { dialog = 0, ad = 0, ident = 0 }
local current_type = nil -- which region type is currently open
local current_start = 0
local last_pos = 0 -- last known transport position (while running)
local last_state = ""
local transport_active = false
local function log(msg)
reaper.ShowConsoleMsg("[Regions] " .. msg .. "\n")
end
local function is_playing_or_recording()
local state = reaper.GetPlayState()
return state > 0 and state ~= 2
end
local function open_region(rtype)
if current_type then return end
current_type = rtype
current_start = reaper.GetPlayPosition()
log("OPEN " .. rtype .. " at " .. string.format("%.2f", current_start))
end
local function close_region(pos_override)
if not current_type then return end
local pos = pos_override or reaper.GetPlayPosition()
local len = pos - current_start
local rtype = current_type
current_type = nil
log("CLOSE " .. rtype .. " at " .. string.format("%.2f", pos) .. " (len=" .. string.format("%.2f", len) .. ")")
if len > 0.1 then
counts[rtype] = counts[rtype] + 1
local name = LABELS[rtype] .. " " .. counts[rtype]
reaper.AddProjectMarker2(0, true, current_start, pos, name, -1, COLORS[rtype])
log(" -> Created '" .. name .. "'")
else
log(" -> Skipped (too short)")
end
end
local function poll()
if not transport_active then
if is_playing_or_recording() then
transport_active = true
log("Transport started at " .. string.format("%.2f", reaper.GetPlayPosition()))
local f = io.open(STATE_FILE, "r")
if f then
last_state = f:read("*l") or "dialog"
f:close()
else
last_state = "dialog"
end
log("Initial state: '" .. last_state .. "'")
open_region(last_state)
end
reaper.defer(poll)
return
end
-- Track position while transport is running
last_pos = reaper.GetPlayPosition()
-- Detect transport stop (recording ended) — use last known good position
if not is_playing_or_recording() then
log("Transport stopped at last known pos " .. string.format("%.2f", last_pos))
close_region(last_pos)
transport_active = false
reaper.defer(poll)
return
end
local f = io.open(STATE_FILE, "r")
if f then
local state = f:read("*l") or "dialog"
f:close()
if state ~= last_state then
log("State change: '" .. last_state .. "' -> '" .. state .. "'")
close_region()
open_region(state)
last_state = state
end
end
reaper.defer(poll)
end
log("Script loaded — waiting for transport to start...")
reaper.atexit(function()
log("Script stopping (atexit)")
close_region()
local total = counts.dialog + counts.ad + counts.ident
log("Done. " .. total .. " regions (" .. counts.dialog .. " dialog, " .. counts.ad .. " ad, " .. counts.ident .. " ident)")
end)
poll()
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@@ -9,15 +9,19 @@
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
local SILENCE_DB = -30 -- dBFS — anything below this is "silence"
local MIN_SILENCE_SEC = 6.0 -- same-speaker gaps: only remove silences longer than this
local MIN_SILENCE_TRANSITION_SEC = 2.5 -- cross-speaker gaps: shorter threshold for speaker transitions
local MAX_SILENCE_SEC = 999 -- no practical limit (IDENT/AD regions protect real breaks)
local MIN_SILENCE_TRANSITION_SEC = 5.0 -- cross-speaker gaps: threshold for caller TTS latency
local MIN_SILENCE_DEVON_SEC = 3.0 -- Devon gaps: interjections are prerendered (~2-3s gaps), conversational TTS is 6s+
local DEVON_TRACK = 2 -- 1-indexed: Devon track number
local MIN_VOICE_SEC = 0.3 -- ignore non-silent bursts shorter than this (filters transients)
local KEEP_PAD_SEC = 0.5 -- leave this much silence on each side of a cut
local BLOCK_SEC = 0.1 -- analysis block size (100ms)
local SAMPLE_RATE = 48000
local CHECK_TRACKS = {1, 2, 3} -- 1-indexed: Host, Live Caller, AI Caller
local IDENTS_TRACK = 5 -- 1-indexed: Idents track
local ADS_TRACK = 6 -- 1-indexed: Ads track
local MUSIC_TRACK = 7 -- 1-indexed: Music track
local CHECK_TRACKS = {1, 2, 3, 4} -- 1-indexed: Host, Devon, AI Caller, Live Caller
local SFX_TRACK = 5 -- 1-indexed: SFX track
local IDENTS_TRACK = 6 -- 1-indexed: Idents track
local ADS_TRACK = 7 -- 1-indexed: Ads track
local MUSIC_TRACK = 8 -- 1-indexed: Music track
local MUSIC_FADE_SEC = 2.0 -- fade duration for music in/out around ads/idents
local YIELD_INTERVAL = 200 -- yield to REAPER every N blocks (~20s of audio)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
@@ -25,7 +29,6 @@ local YIELD_INTERVAL = 200 -- yield to REAPER every N blocks (~20s of audio)
local BLOCK_SAMPLES = math.floor(SAMPLE_RATE * BLOCK_SEC)
local THRESHOLD = 10 ^ (SILENCE_DB / 20)
local MIN_VOICE_BLOCKS = math.ceil(MIN_VOICE_SEC / BLOCK_SEC)
local function log(msg)
reaper.ShowConsoleMsg("[PostProd] " .. msg .. "\n")
end
@@ -306,13 +309,17 @@ local function read_block_peak_rms(ta, project_time)
end
-- find_loudest_track: returns 1-based index of the loudest track at a given time, or 0 if silent
-- Uses RMS (not peak) for speaker identification — ambient mic noise has high peaks but low RMS
local function find_loudest_track(track_audios, project_time)
local best_peak = 0
local best_rms = 0
local best_idx = 0
for i, ta in ipairs(track_audios) do
local peak, _ = read_block_peak_rms(ta, project_time)
if peak > best_peak then
best_peak = peak
local peak, sum_sq = read_block_peak_rms(ta, project_time)
if peak > best_peak then best_peak = peak end
local rms = math.sqrt(sum_sq / BLOCK_SAMPLES)
if rms > best_rms then
best_rms = rms
best_idx = i
end
end
@@ -340,12 +347,17 @@ local function find_silences(region, track_audios, rms_acc, progress_fn)
while t < region.end_pos do
local best_peak = 0
local best_rms = 0
local best_sum = 0
local best_track = 0
for i, ta in ipairs(track_audios) do
local peak, sum_sq = read_block_peak_rms(ta, t)
if peak > best_peak then
best_peak = peak
if peak > best_peak then best_peak = peak end
-- Use RMS for speaker identification (sustained energy, not transient peaks)
-- Host mic ambient noise has high peaks but low RMS; TTS speech has high RMS
local rms = math.sqrt(sum_sq / BLOCK_SAMPLES)
if rms > best_rms then
best_rms = rms
best_sum = sum_sq
best_track = i
end
@@ -375,8 +387,11 @@ local function find_silences(region, track_audios, rms_acc, progress_fn)
local dur = voice_start - silence_start
local track_after = voice_run_track
local is_transition = track_before_silence ~= 0 and track_after ~= 0 and track_before_silence ~= track_after
local threshold = is_transition and MIN_SILENCE_TRANSITION_SEC or MIN_SILENCE_SEC
if dur >= threshold then
local devon_involved = track_before_silence == DEVON_TRACK or track_after == DEVON_TRACK
local threshold = devon_involved and MIN_SILENCE_DEVON_SEC
or (is_transition and MIN_SILENCE_TRANSITION_SEC or MIN_SILENCE_SEC)
if dur >= threshold and dur <= MAX_SILENCE_SEC then
table.insert(silences, {
start_pos = silence_start, end_pos = voice_start, duration = dur,
is_transition = is_transition,
@@ -410,7 +425,7 @@ local function find_silences(region, track_audios, rms_acc, progress_fn)
if in_silence then
local dur = region.end_pos - silence_start
if dur >= MIN_SILENCE_SEC then
if dur >= MIN_SILENCE_SEC and dur <= MAX_SILENCE_SEC then
table.insert(silences, {start_pos = silence_start, end_pos = region.end_pos, duration = dur})
end
end
@@ -452,7 +467,10 @@ local function phase1_strip_silence(dialog_regions)
for _, r in ipairs(get_regions_by_type("^IDENT%s+%d+$")) do table.insert(protected_regions, r) end
table.sort(protected_regions, function(a, b) return a.start_pos < b.start_pos end)
if #protected_regions > 0 then
log(" Protecting " .. #protected_regions .. " AD/IDENT region(s) from silence removal")
log(" Protecting " .. #protected_regions .. " AD/IDENT region(s) from silence removal:")
for _, pr in ipairs(protected_regions) do
log(" " .. pr.name .. " at " .. string.format("%.1f", pr.start_pos) .. "-" .. string.format("%.1f", pr.end_pos) .. "s")
end
end
log("Phase 1: Analyzing using " .. tracks_loaded .. "/" .. #CHECK_TRACKS .. " voice tracks")
@@ -498,6 +516,11 @@ local function phase1_strip_silence(dialog_regions)
break
end
end
-- Preserve the very first silence (music intro before host starts talking)
if not protected and ri == 1 and #removals == 0 and s.start_pos <= rgn.start_pos + 1.0 then
protected = true
log(" KEEP " .. string.format("%.1f", rm_end - rm_start) .. "s at " .. string.format("%.1f", s.start_pos) .. "-" .. string.format("%.1f", s.end_pos) .. " (music intro)")
end
if not protected then
table.insert(removals, {start_pos = rm_start, end_pos = rm_end})
local tag = s.is_transition and " [transition]" or ""
@@ -588,64 +611,88 @@ end
-- Phase 2: Normalize AD/IDENT volume to match dialog
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
local function normalize_track_regions(track_idx, regions, target_db)
local function normalize_track_items(track_idx, target_db, label)
-- Normalize all items on a track that have audible content.
-- Uses direct WAV reading (not audio accessor) so it works after Phase 1 splits.
local track = reaper.GetTrack(0, track_idx - 1)
if not track or reaper.CountTrackMediaItems(track) == 0 then return end
if not track then
log(" " .. label .. ": track " .. track_idx .. " does not exist")
return
end
for _, rgn in ipairs(regions) do
local item = find_item_at(track, rgn.start_pos)
if not item then goto next_region end
local item_count = reaper.CountTrackMediaItems(track)
log(" " .. label .. ": " .. item_count .. " item(s) on track " .. track_idx)
if item_count == 0 then return end
local item_start = reaper.GetMediaItemInfo_Value(item, "D_POSITION")
local ta = get_track_audio(track_idx)
if not ta then
log(" " .. label .. ": get_track_audio() returned nil — no readable WAV sources")
return
end
log(" " .. label .. ": " .. #ta.segments .. " WAV segment(s), span " .. string.format("%.1f", ta.item_pos) .. "-" .. string.format("%.1f", ta.item_end) .. "s")
local segment = item
if item_start < rgn.start_pos - 0.01 then
segment = reaper.SplitMediaItem(item, rgn.start_pos)
if not segment then goto next_region end
end
local seg_end = reaper.GetMediaItemInfo_Value(segment, "D_POSITION")
+ reaper.GetMediaItemInfo_Value(segment, "D_LENGTH")
if rgn.end_pos < seg_end - 0.01 then
reaper.SplitMediaItem(segment, rgn.end_pos)
end
local take = reaper.GetActiveTake(segment)
if not take then goto next_region end
local seg_pos = reaper.GetMediaItemInfo_Value(segment, "D_POSITION")
local seg_len = reaper.GetMediaItemInfo_Value(segment, "D_LENGTH")
local seg_offset = reaper.GetMediaItemTakeInfo_Value(take, "D_STARTOFFS")
local accessor = reaper.CreateTakeAudioAccessor(take)
local adjusted = 0
local skipped_silent = 0
local skipped_small = 0
for i = 0, item_count - 1 do
local item = reaper.GetTrackMediaItem(track, i)
local item_pos = reaper.GetMediaItemInfo_Value(item, "D_POSITION")
local item_len = reaper.GetMediaItemInfo_Value(item, "D_LENGTH")
local item_end = item_pos + item_len
-- Measure RMS of audible content in this item
local sum_sq = 0
local count = 0
local t = seg_pos
while t < seg_pos + seg_len do
local source_time = t - seg_pos + seg_offset
local buf = reaper.new_array(BLOCK_SAMPLES)
reaper.GetAudioAccessorSamples(accessor, SAMPLE_RATE, 1, source_time, BLOCK_SAMPLES, buf)
for i = 1, BLOCK_SAMPLES do
sum_sq = sum_sq + buf[i] * buf[i]
local total_blocks = 0
local t = item_pos
while t < item_end do
local peak, s_sq = read_block_peak_rms(ta, t)
total_blocks = total_blocks + 1
if peak >= THRESHOLD then
sum_sq = sum_sq + s_sq
count = count + BLOCK_SAMPLES
end
count = count + BLOCK_SAMPLES
t = t + BLOCK_SEC
end
reaper.DestroyAudioAccessor(accessor)
local audible_blocks = math.floor(count / BLOCK_SAMPLES)
if count > 0 then
local item_rms = math.sqrt(sum_sq / count)
if item_rms > 0 then
local item_db = 20 * math.log(item_rms, 10)
local gain_db = target_db - item_db
local gain_linear = 10 ^ (gain_db / 20)
local current_vol = reaper.GetMediaItemInfo_Value(segment, "D_VOL")
reaper.SetMediaItemInfo_Value(segment, "D_VOL", current_vol * gain_linear)
log(" " .. rgn.name .. ": " .. string.format("%+.1f", gain_db) .. "dB adjustment")
local current_vol = reaper.GetMediaItemInfo_Value(item, "D_VOL")
log(" " .. label .. " item " .. (i+1) .. "/" .. item_count
.. " pos=" .. string.format("%.1f", item_pos) .. "s"
.. " len=" .. string.format("%.1f", item_len) .. "s"
.. " blocks=" .. total_blocks .. "/" .. audible_blocks .. " audible"
.. " RMS=" .. string.format("%.1f", item_db) .. "dB"
.. " target=" .. string.format("%.1f", target_db) .. "dB"
.. " gain=" .. string.format("%+.1f", gain_db) .. "dB"
.. " vol=" .. string.format("%.3f", current_vol))
-- Only adjust if the difference is significant (> 1dB)
if math.abs(gain_db) > 1.0 then
local gain_linear = 10 ^ (gain_db / 20)
reaper.SetMediaItemInfo_Value(item, "D_VOL", current_vol * gain_linear)
log(" -> APPLIED: vol " .. string.format("%.3f", current_vol) .. " -> " .. string.format("%.3f", current_vol * gain_linear))
adjusted = adjusted + 1
else
log(" -> SKIPPED: gain within 1dB threshold")
skipped_small = skipped_small + 1
end
end
else
log(" " .. label .. " item " .. (i+1) .. "/" .. item_count
.. " pos=" .. string.format("%.1f", item_pos) .. "s"
.. " len=" .. string.format("%.1f", item_len) .. "s"
.. " blocks=" .. total_blocks
.. " — NO AUDIBLE BLOCKS (all below " .. SILENCE_DB .. "dB)")
skipped_silent = skipped_silent + 1
end
::next_region::
end
destroy_track_audio(ta)
log(" " .. label .. " RESULT: " .. adjusted .. " adjusted, " .. skipped_small .. " within 1dB, " .. skipped_silent .. " silent")
end
local function normalize_music_track(dialog_regions, target_db)
@@ -728,27 +775,35 @@ local function phase2_normalize(dialog_regions, ad_regions, ident_regions, dialo
end
log("Phase 2: Dialog RMS = " .. string.format("%.1f", dialog_rms_db) .. " dBFS")
local dialog_db = dialog_rms_db
if #ad_regions > 0 then
progress_detail = "Ads"
coroutine.yield()
log("Phase 2: Normalizing " .. #ad_regions .. " AD region(s)...")
normalize_track_regions(ADS_TRACK, ad_regions, dialog_db)
end
if #ident_regions > 0 then
progress_detail = "Idents"
progress_pct = 0.33
coroutine.yield()
log("Phase 2: Normalizing " .. #ident_regions .. " IDENT region(s)...")
normalize_track_regions(IDENTS_TRACK, ident_regions, dialog_db)
end
-- Ads/idents are pre-compressed dense audio, so they sound louder than dialog
-- at the same RMS. Target a few dB below dialog to match perceived loudness.
local AD_IDENT_OFFSET_DB = -4
local ad_ident_target = dialog_rms_db + AD_IDENT_OFFSET_DB
log("Phase 2: AD/IDENT target = " .. string.format("%.1f", ad_ident_target) .. " dBFS (" .. AD_IDENT_OFFSET_DB .. "dB offset from dialog)")
progress_detail = "Ads"
coroutine.yield()
log("Phase 2: Normalizing ads track...")
normalize_track_items(ADS_TRACK, ad_ident_target, "Ads")
progress_detail = "Idents"
progress_pct = 0.25
coroutine.yield()
log("Phase 2: Normalizing idents track...")
normalize_track_items(IDENTS_TRACK, ad_ident_target, "Idents")
progress_detail = "SFX"
progress_pct = 0.50
coroutine.yield()
log("Phase 2: Normalizing SFX track...")
normalize_track_items(SFX_TRACK, ad_ident_target, "SFX")
progress_detail = "Music"
progress_pct = 0.66
progress_pct = 0.75
coroutine.yield()
log("Phase 2: Normalizing music track...")
normalize_music_track(dialog_regions, dialog_db)
normalize_music_track(dialog_regions, dialog_rms_db)
progress_pct = 1.0
end
@@ -766,6 +821,75 @@ local function phase3_trim_music()
local music_track = reaper.GetTrack(0, MUSIC_TRACK - 1)
if not music_track then return end
-- Music lead-in: ensure audible music plays before first voice.
-- Strategy: skip the silent intro in the music WAV (adjust take offset),
-- then nudge all non-music tracks forward by MUSIC_LEAD_SEC so music plays first.
local MUSIC_LEAD_SEC = 3.0
-- Find where music becomes audible in the source WAV
local music_audible_offset = nil
local music_ta = get_track_audio(MUSIC_TRACK)
if music_ta then
local t = music_ta.item_pos
while t < music_ta.item_end do
local peak, _ = read_block_peak_rms(music_ta, t)
if peak >= THRESHOLD then
music_audible_offset = t - music_ta.item_pos -- offset into the WAV
break
end
t = t + BLOCK_SEC
end
destroy_track_audio(music_ta)
end
if false then -- Music lead-in disabled — intro silence is preserved instead
-- Skip the silent intro: set take offset so audible music starts at position 0
local first_music = reaper.GetTrackMediaItem(music_track, 0)
if first_music then
local take = reaper.GetActiveTake(first_music)
if take then
local current_offset = reaper.GetMediaItemTakeInfo_Value(take, "D_STARTOFFS")
reaper.SetMediaItemTakeInfo_Value(take, "D_STARTOFFS", current_offset + music_audible_offset)
-- Trim item length to account for skipped intro
local item_len = reaper.GetMediaItemInfo_Value(first_music, "D_LENGTH")
reaper.SetMediaItemInfo_Value(first_music, "D_LENGTH", item_len - music_audible_offset)
log("Phase 3: Skipped " .. string.format("%.1f", music_audible_offset) .. "s of silent music intro")
end
end
-- Nudge all non-music tracks forward by MUSIC_LEAD_SEC
log("Phase 3: Nudging non-music tracks forward by " .. MUSIC_LEAD_SEC .. "s for music lead-in")
for t = 0, reaper.CountTracks(0) - 1 do
if (t + 1) == MUSIC_TRACK then goto skip_music end
local track = reaper.GetTrack(0, t)
for i = 0, reaper.CountTrackMediaItems(track) - 1 do
local item = reaper.GetTrackMediaItem(track, i)
local pos = reaper.GetMediaItemInfo_Value(item, "D_POSITION")
reaper.SetMediaItemInfo_Value(item, "D_POSITION", pos + MUSIC_LEAD_SEC)
end
::skip_music::
end
-- Shift markers/regions forward too
local markers_to_update = {}
local _, num_markers, num_regions = reaper.CountProjectMarkers(0)
for i = 0, num_markers + num_regions - 1 do
local retval, is_region, pos, rgnend, name, idx, color = reaper.EnumProjectMarkers3(0, i)
if retval then
table.insert(markers_to_update, {is_region=is_region, pos=pos, rgnend=rgnend, name=name, idx=idx, color=color})
end
end
for _, m in ipairs(markers_to_update) do
if m.is_region then
reaper.SetProjectMarker3(0, m.idx, true, m.pos + MUSIC_LEAD_SEC, m.rgnend + MUSIC_LEAD_SEC, m.name, m.color)
else
reaper.SetProjectMarker3(0, m.idx, false, m.pos + MUSIC_LEAD_SEC, 0, m.name, m.color)
end
end
else
log("Phase 3: No silent music intro detected — skipping lead-in adjustment")
end
local last_end = 0
for _, tidx in ipairs(CHECK_TRACKS) do
local tr = reaper.GetTrack(0, tidx - 1)
@@ -912,6 +1036,39 @@ local function do_work()
log("Phase 4: No AD/IDENT regions found — skipping")
end
-- Set loop/time selection: start 0.5s before audible music, end at last item
local loop_start = 0
local music_ta = get_track_audio(MUSIC_TRACK)
if music_ta then
local t = music_ta.item_pos
while t < music_ta.item_end do
local peak, _ = read_block_peak_rms(music_ta, t)
if peak >= THRESHOLD then
loop_start = math.max(0, t - 0.5)
break
end
t = t + BLOCK_SEC
end
destroy_track_audio(music_ta)
end
local project_end = 0
for t = 0, reaper.CountTracks(0) - 1 do
local track = reaper.GetTrack(0, t)
local n = reaper.CountTrackMediaItems(track)
if n > 0 then
local last_item = reaper.GetTrackMediaItem(track, n - 1)
local item_end = reaper.GetMediaItemInfo_Value(last_item, "D_POSITION")
+ reaper.GetMediaItemInfo_Value(last_item, "D_LENGTH")
if item_end > project_end then project_end = item_end end
end
end
if project_end > 0 then
reaper.GetSet_LoopTimeRange(true, true, loop_start, project_end, false)
reaper.GetSet_LoopTimeRange(true, false, loop_start, project_end, false)
log("Loop range set: " .. string.format("%.1f", loop_start) .. " to " .. string.format("%.1f", project_end) .. "s (" .. string.format("%.1f", (project_end - loop_start) / 60) .. " min)")
end
reaper.PreventUIRefresh(-1)
reaper.Undo_EndBlock("Post-production: strip silence + music fades", -1)
reaper.UpdateArrange()
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@@ -0,0 +1,122 @@
"""Scan music directory for tracks that contain vocals/lyrics.
Uses Whisper to transcribe a sample from each track if it picks up
actual words, the track likely has vocals.
Usage:
python scan_music_vocals.py # scan and report
python scan_music_vocals.py --delete # scan and delete vocal tracks
"""
import argparse
import sys
from pathlib import Path
import librosa
import numpy as np
from faster_whisper import WhisperModel
MUSIC_DIR = Path(__file__).parent / "music"
WHISPER_MODEL = "distil-large-v3"
# Words Whisper hallucinates on silence/instrumental — ignore these
HALLUCINATION_PHRASES = {
"thank you", "thanks for watching", "subscribe", "like and subscribe",
"please subscribe", "thank you for watching", "thanks for listening",
"you", "the end", "bye", "okay",
}
def scan_track(model: WhisperModel, filepath: Path) -> tuple[bool, str]:
"""Check a single track for vocals. Returns (has_vocals, transcription)."""
try:
audio, sr = librosa.load(str(filepath), sr=16000, mono=True)
except Exception as e:
return False, f"[load error: {e}]"
duration = len(audio) / sr
if duration < 10:
return False, "[too short]"
# Sample 30s from the middle (most likely to have vocals)
mid = len(audio) // 2
half_window = int(15 * sr) # 15s each side
start = max(0, mid - half_window)
end = min(len(audio), mid + half_window)
sample = audio[start:end]
segments, info = model.transcribe(
sample,
beam_size=3,
language="en",
vad_filter=True,
vad_parameters=dict(min_speech_duration_ms=500),
)
segments_list = list(segments)
text = " ".join(s.text for s in segments_list).strip()
# Filter out Whisper hallucinations
text_lower = text.lower().strip()
if text_lower in HALLUCINATION_PHRASES or len(text_lower) < 4:
return False, ""
# If Whisper found substantial text, it's likely vocals
word_count = len(text.split())
has_vocals = word_count >= 3
return has_vocals, text
def main():
parser = argparse.ArgumentParser(description="Scan music for vocal tracks")
parser.add_argument("--delete", action="store_true", help="Delete tracks with vocals")
args = parser.parse_args()
audio_files = sorted(
f for f in MUSIC_DIR.iterdir()
if f.suffix.lower() in {".mp3", ".wav", ".ogg", ".flac"}
)
if not audio_files:
print("No audio files found in music/")
return
print(f"Loading Whisper {WHISPER_MODEL}...")
model = WhisperModel(WHISPER_MODEL, device="cpu", compute_type="int8")
print(f"Scanning {len(audio_files)} tracks for vocals...\n")
vocal_tracks = []
for i, f in enumerate(audio_files, 1):
print(f"[{i}/{len(audio_files)}] {f.name}...", end=" ", flush=True)
has_vocals, text = scan_track(model, f)
if has_vocals:
print(f"VOCALS: {text[:80]}")
vocal_tracks.append((f, text))
else:
print("OK")
print(f"\n{'='*60}")
print(f"Results: {len(vocal_tracks)} tracks with vocals out of {len(audio_files)}\n")
if not vocal_tracks:
print("All tracks appear to be instrumental!")
return
for f, text in vocal_tracks:
print(f" {f.name}")
print(f" Lyrics: {text[:120]}")
print()
if args.delete:
print(f"Deleting {len(vocal_tracks)} vocal tracks...")
for f, _ in vocal_tracks:
f.unlink()
print(f" Deleted: {f.name}")
print("Done.")
else:
print("Run with --delete to remove these tracks.")
if __name__ == "__main__":
main()
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@@ -23,6 +23,7 @@ load_dotenv(Path(__file__).parent / ".env")
POSTIZ_API_KEY = os.getenv("POSTIZ_API_KEY")
POSTIZ_URL = os.getenv("POSTIZ_URL", "https://social.lukeattheroost.com")
POSTIZ_INTEGRATIONS = json.loads(os.getenv("POSTIZ_INTEGRATIONS", "{}"))
BSKY_HANDLE = os.getenv("BSKY_HANDLE", "lukeattheroost.bsky.social")
BSKY_APP_PASSWORD = os.getenv("BSKY_APP_PASSWORD")
@@ -95,8 +96,22 @@ def fetch_integrations() -> list[dict]:
return resp.json()
BLOCKED_INTEGRATION_IDS = {
"cmluam50j0001o46xifujx059", # Personal LinkedIn (CareerPulse) — never post podcast content here
}
def find_integration(integrations: list[dict], provider: str) -> dict | None:
# Prefer hardcoded integration ID from .env (avoids picking wrong account)
if provider in POSTIZ_INTEGRATIONS:
target_id = POSTIZ_INTEGRATIONS[provider].get("id")
if target_id:
for integ in integrations:
if integ.get("id") == target_id:
return integ
# Fallback: first matching provider (skip blocked accounts)
for integ in integrations:
if integ.get("id") in BLOCKED_INTEGRATION_IDS:
continue
if integ.get("identifier", "").startswith(provider) and not integ.get("disabled"):
return integ
return None
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@@ -11,6 +11,19 @@
--radius-sm: 8px;
}
/* Screen-reader only */
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position: absolute;
width: 1px;
height: 1px;
padding: 0;
margin: -1px;
overflow: hidden;
clip: rect(0, 0, 0, 0);
white-space: nowrap;
border: 0;
}
/* Skip Link */
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position: absolute;
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padding: 3rem 1.5rem 2.5rem;
max-width: 900px;
margin: 0 auto;
text-align: center;
}
.hero-inner {
display: flex;
flex-direction: column;
align-items: center;
gap: 1.5rem;
}
.hero-inner--full {
max-width: 700px;
margin: 0 auto;
}
.hero-info {
.hero-grid {
display: flex;
flex-direction: column;
align-items: center;
gap: 0.5rem;
}
.hero-info--centered {
.hero-text {
display: flex;
flex-direction: column;
align-items: center;
gap: 0.5rem;
text-align: center;
}
.hero-about {
font-size: 1.05rem;
color: var(--text-muted);
line-height: 1.7;
max-width: 600px;
margin: 0.75rem auto 0;
}
.hero-about--bold {
color: var(--text);
font-weight: 600;
font-size: 1.1rem;
}
.hero-cta {
margin-top: 0.5rem;
}
.hero h1 {
font-size: 2.8rem;
font-weight: 800;
@@ -180,17 +165,187 @@ a:hover {
.tagline {
font-size: 1.2rem;
color: var(--text-muted);
max-width: 500px;
line-height: 1.5;
}
.tagline--hero {
font-size: 1.4rem;
font-size: 1.5rem;
color: var(--text);
font-weight: 600;
font-weight: 700;
line-height: 1.3;
max-width: 600px;
}
.tagline--sub {
font-size: 1.05rem;
color: var(--text-muted);
margin-top: 0.25rem;
}
/* Social Proof Strip */
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max-width: 900px;
margin: 0 auto;
padding: 1.5rem 1.5rem;
border-top: 1px solid #2a2015;
border-bottom: 1px solid #2a2015;
}
.hero-links {
display: flex;
align-items: center;
gap: 0.5rem;
font-size: 0.9rem;
margin-top: 0.25rem;
}
.hero-links a {
color: var(--text-muted);
transition: color 0.2s;
}
.hero-links a:hover {
color: var(--accent);
}
.hero-links .support-link {
color: var(--accent);
}
.hero-links-sep {
color: var(--text-dim);
}
.proof-strip-inner {
display: grid;
grid-template-columns: repeat(3, 1fr);
gap: 2rem;
}
.proof-quote {
font-size: 0.85rem;
color: var(--text-dim);
font-style: italic;
line-height: 1.5;
text-align: center;
margin: 0;
}
.proof-quote cite {
display: block;
font-style: normal;
font-size: 0.75rem;
color: var(--text-dim);
margin-top: 0.35rem;
font-weight: 600;
}
/* About Q&A */
.about-qa {
max-width: 900px;
margin: 0 auto;
padding: 2rem 1.5rem;
}
.about-qa-inner {
display: grid;
grid-template-columns: repeat(3, 1fr);
gap: 2rem;
margin: 0 auto;
}
.qa-item {
text-align: center;
}
.qa-q {
font-size: 1rem;
font-weight: 700;
color: var(--accent);
margin-bottom: 0.4rem;
}
.qa-a {
font-size: 1rem;
color: var(--text-muted);
line-height: 1.6;
}
.qa-stat {
font-size: 1.1rem;
font-weight: 700;
color: var(--text);
text-align: center;
margin-top: 1rem;
grid-column: 1 / -1;
}
/* Featured Episode */
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max-width: 900px;
margin: 0 auto;
padding: 1rem 1.5rem 2rem;
}
.featured-episode-section h2 {
font-size: 1.5rem;
font-weight: 700;
margin-bottom: 1rem;
}
.featured-episode-card {
background: #252015;
border-radius: var(--radius);
border-left: 3px solid var(--accent);
padding: 1.5rem 1.5rem 1.5rem 2rem;
}
.featured-episode-meta {
font-size: 0.85rem;
color: var(--text-dim);
margin-bottom: 0.5rem;
}
.featured-episode-title {
font-size: 1.4rem;
font-weight: 700;
color: var(--text);
margin-bottom: 0.75rem;
line-height: 1.3;
}
.featured-episode-desc {
font-size: 0.95rem;
color: var(--text-muted);
line-height: 1.6;
margin-bottom: 1rem;
}
.featured-episode-actions {
display: flex;
align-items: center;
gap: 1rem;
}
.featured-play-btn {
width: 48px;
height: 48px;
}
.featured-play-btn svg {
width: 22px;
height: 22px;
}
.featured-episode-actions .episode-transcript-link {
font-size: 0.85rem;
color: var(--accent);
}
.featured-episode-actions .episode-share-btn {
margin-left: auto;
}
.phone {
display: flex;
align-items: center;
@@ -328,39 +483,7 @@ a:hover {
}
/* Secondary links — How It Works, Discord, Support */
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display: flex;
flex-wrap: wrap;
justify-content: center;
align-items: center;
gap: 0.5rem;
margin-top: 0.25rem;
}
.secondary-link {
font-size: 0.85rem;
color: var(--text-dim);
transition: color 0.2s;
}
.secondary-link:hover {
color: var(--accent);
}
.secondary-sep {
color: var(--text-dim);
font-size: 0.85rem;
}
.support-link {
color: var(--accent);
opacity: 1;
font-weight: 600;
}
.support-link:hover {
color: var(--accent-hover);
}
/* Secondary links removed — nav handles these now */
/* Episodes */
.episodes-section {
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max-width: 1000px;
}
.hero-inner {
gap: 2rem;
}
.hero h1 {
font-size: 2.8rem;
}
@@ -1797,6 +1916,18 @@ a:hover {
gap: 0.5rem;
}
.proof-strip {
padding: 1.5rem 2rem;
}
.about-qa {
padding: 3rem 2rem;
}
.featured-episode-section {
padding: 0 2rem 2rem;
}
.episodes-section {
padding: 2rem 2rem 3rem;
}
@@ -1886,6 +2017,19 @@ a:hover {
font-size: 2rem;
}
.tagline--hero {
font-size: 1.2rem;
}
.proof-strip-inner {
grid-template-columns: 1fr;
gap: 1.25rem;
}
.about-qa-inner {
grid-template-columns: 1fr;
gap: 1.5rem;
}
.page-header h1 {
font-size: 2rem;
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@@ -31,7 +31,7 @@
<link rel="apple-touch-icon" href="apple-touch-icon.png">
<link rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml" title="Luke at the Roost RSS Feed" href="https://podcast.macneilmediagroup.com/@LukeAtTheRoost/feed.xml">
<link rel="stylesheet" href="css/style.css?v=5">
<link rel="stylesheet" href="css/style.css?v=6">
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<script type="application/ld+json">
@@ -117,10 +117,11 @@
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<section class="hero">
<div class="hero-inner hero-inner--full">
<div class="hero-info hero-info--centered">
<div class="hero-grid">
<div class="hero-text">
<h1 class="sr-only">Luke at the Roost</h1>
<p class="tagline tagline--hero">The call-in talk show where Luke gives life advice to biologically questionable organisms.</p>
<p class="tagline tagline--hero">Every caller is AI. Every conversation is real. Every episode is a disaster.</p>
<p class="tagline tagline--sub">The call-in talk show where Luke gives life advice to biologically questionable organisms.</p>
<div class="phone" id="phone-section">
<div class="on-air-badge" id="on-air-badge">
<span class="on-air-dot"></span>
@@ -152,23 +153,25 @@
</a>
</div>
</div>
<div class="secondary-links">
<a href="/how-it-works" class="secondary-link">How It Works</a>
<span class="secondary-sep">&middot;</span>
<a href="/clips" class="secondary-link">Clips</a>
<span class="secondary-sep">&middot;</span>
<a href="https://discord.gg/5CnQZxDM" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="secondary-link">Discord</a>
<span class="secondary-sep">&middot;</span>
<a href="https://ko-fi.com/lukemacneil" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="secondary-link support-link">Support the Show</a>
<div class="hero-links">
<a href="/how-it-works">How It Works</a>
<span class="hero-links-sep">&middot;</span>
<a href="https://ko-fi.com/lukemacneil" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="support-link">Support the Show</a>
</div>
<p class="hero-about">Late-night call-in radio from a desert hermit's RV. Callers ring in with relationship disasters, workplace chaos, and life's dumbest decisions — and Luke tries to help. Sometimes it works. Sometimes it makes things worse.</p>
<p class="hero-about hero-about--bold">Part human callers, part AI-generated characters, fully unhinged advice. Each AI caller is generated in real-time with a unique personality, backstory, and voice — powered by large language models and custom text-to-speech. 37+ episodes and counting.</p>
<p class="hero-cta"><a href="/how-it-works">See how it works</a></p>
</div>
</div>
</section>
<!-- Featured Clips -->
<!-- Social Proof Strip -->
<section class="proof-strip">
<div class="proof-strip-inner">
<blockquote class="proof-quote">"I've been Diane for seven months and I can't stop."<cite>— Not Diane, Ep. 24</cite></blockquote>
<blockquote class="proof-quote">"I tasted the exit sign. Like green metal in my mouth."<cite>— Floyd, Ep. 15</cite></blockquote>
<blockquote class="proof-quote">"I'm holding his dogs until he pays up. All three of them."<cite>— Mavis, Ep. 24</cite></blockquote>
</div>
</section>
<!-- Best Clips -->
<section class="home-clips-section">
<div class="home-clips-header">
<h2>Best Clips</h2>
@@ -177,9 +180,15 @@
<div class="home-clips-grid" id="home-clips"></div>
</section>
<!-- Featured Episode -->
<section class="featured-episode-section">
<h2>Latest Episode</h2>
<div id="featured-episode"></div>
</section>
<!-- Episodes -->
<section class="episodes-section">
<h2>Episodes</h2>
<h2 id="episodes-heading">Episodes</h2>
<div class="episodes-list" id="episodes-list">
<div class="episodes-loading">Loading episodes...</div>
</div>
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<script src="js/clips.js"></script>
<script>renderFeaturedClipsInline('home-clips');</script>
<script src="js/player.js"></script>
<script src="js/app.js?v=5"></script>
<script src="js/app.js?v=6"></script>
</body>
</html>
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@@ -32,6 +32,12 @@ function formatDate(dateStr) {
return d.toLocaleDateString('en-US', { month: 'short', day: 'numeric', year: 'numeric' });
}
function stripHtml(html) {
const div = document.createElement('div');
div.innerHTML = html || '';
return div.textContent || '';
}
// Strip HTML tags and truncate at word boundary (returns escaped text safe for innerHTML)
function truncate(html, maxLen) {
const div = document.createElement('div');
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const playSVG = '<svg viewBox="0 0 24 24"><path d="M8 5v14l11-7z"/></svg>';
const pauseSVG = '<svg viewBox="0 0 24 24"><path d="M6 19h4V5H6v14zm8-14v14h4V5h-4z"/></svg>';
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function fetchWithTimeout(url, ms = 8000) {
@@ -80,6 +86,44 @@ async function shareContent(title, url, btn) {
}
}
function createFeaturedCard(ep) {
const card = document.createElement('div');
card.className = 'featured-episode-card';
const epLabel = ep.episodeNum ? `Episode ${ep.episodeNum}` : '';
const dateStr = ep.pubDate ? formatDate(ep.pubDate) : '';
const durStr = parseDuration(ep.duration);
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const epSlug = ep.link ? ep.link.split('/episodes/').pop()?.replace(/\/$/, '') : '';
const fullDesc = escapeAttr(stripHtml(ep.description));
card.innerHTML = `
<div class="featured-episode-meta">
<span class="episode-new-badge">NEW</span> ${metaParts}
</div>
<div class="featured-episode-title">${escapeAttr(ep.title)}</div>
<div class="featured-episode-desc">${fullDesc}</div>
<div class="featured-episode-actions">
<button class="episode-play-btn featured-play-btn" aria-label="Play ${escapeAttr(ep.title)}">
${playSVG}
</button>
${epSlug ? `<a href="/episode.html?slug=${encodeURIComponent(epSlug)}" class="episode-transcript-link">Read Transcript</a>` : ''}
<button class="episode-share-btn" aria-label="Share episode">${shareSVG}</button>
</div>
`;
const playBtn = card.querySelector('.featured-play-btn');
playBtn.addEventListener('click', () => playEpisode(ep.audioUrl, ep.title, card, playBtn));
const shareBtn = card.querySelector('.episode-share-btn');
const shareUrl = epSlug
? `${window.location.origin}/episode.html?slug=${encodeURIComponent(epSlug)}`
: window.location.origin;
shareBtn.addEventListener('click', () => shareContent(ep.title, shareUrl, shareBtn));
return card;
}
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async function fetchEpisodes() {
let xml;
@@ -125,7 +169,20 @@ async function fetchEpisodes() {
}
function renderEpisodes(episodes) {
allEpisodes = episodes;
// Featured episode — render newest into dedicated container
const featuredContainer = document.getElementById('featured-episode');
if (featuredContainer && episodes.length > 0) {
featuredContainer.innerHTML = '';
featuredContainer.appendChild(createFeaturedCard(episodes[0]));
allEpisodes = episodes.slice(1);
} else {
allEpisodes = episodes;
}
// Update heading with total episode count
const heading = document.getElementById('episodes-heading');
if (heading) heading.textContent = `All Episodes (${episodes.length})`;
displayedCount = 0;
episodesList.innerHTML = '';
showMoreEpisodes();
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function showMoreEpisodes() {
const batch = allEpisodes.slice(displayedCount, displayedCount + EPISODES_PER_PAGE);
batch.forEach((ep, i) => {
const card = createEpisodeCard(ep);
if (displayedCount === 0 && i === 0) {
card.querySelector('.episode-meta').insertAdjacentHTML('afterbegin', '<span class="episode-new-badge">NEW</span> ');
}
episodesList.appendChild(card);
batch.forEach((ep) => {
episodesList.appendChild(createEpisodeCard(ep));
});
displayedCount += batch.length;
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function escapeHTML(str) {
const el = document.createElement('span');
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@@ -264,4 +264,10 @@
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<priority>0.7</priority>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://lukeattheroost.com/episode.html?slug=episode-38-secrets-lies-and-late-night-confessions</loc>
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</url>
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@@ -0,0 +1,333 @@
LUKE: All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back. This is Luke, and you're listening to Luke at the Roost. It's the late night call-in radio show where you can give me a call about whatever's going on in your life, and I'll give you the very best advice that I can. Today is Monday, March 16th, it's about 1.30 a.m. And let's check in with Devin and see how he's doing today. Hey, Devin, good job on the coffee this morning, buddy. proud of you. You did a great thing there, and we're all very excited that you're going to get to stay on the radio show for another day. So congratulations, and what would you like to tell the radio listeners today?
DEVIN: Oh, thanks. I appreciate that. I guess I just say thanks for listening. I don't really know what to say. This is still pretty new for me, so if you have questions or want us to look something up or whatever, I'm here. I'm trying to make this show good. So, yeah, thanks for calling in and being part of it. That's all I got.
LUKE: All right, thanks, Devin. Well, we're trying to make the show good, so let's get to our callers here. This evening, first up, we've got Wendell. Wendell, welcome to the show. Where are you at tonight?
WENDELL: Hey, Luke. I'm in Deming. Just got off my shift at the warehouse, sitting here at my kitchen table with a beer. Appreciate you taking my call, man.
LUKE: All right, well, welcome to the show. What would you like to talk about tonight?
WENDELL: So I've been seeing this woman, right? Met her about two months ago at the Sonic over on Pine Street. Really great, actually. Then last week I'm at her place, and I see she's got this framed photo on her bookshelf. It's my brother Marcus.
LUKE: Man, you know what's really weird? It's pretty much everybody that calls the show knows somebody named Marcus. I used to know a guy named Marcus. We called him All In Marcus, because at our weekly poker game, Marcus was always the one to go all in, no matter what. So we called him All in Marcus. One day, Marcus wrote down the rules of the poker game. this. Somebody was, I don't know, being argumentative about who got the pot or something like that. So we came to the poker game and Marcus had this like, I don't remember if it was laminated or not, but he had sheets of rules. And at the end of the rules, he had to make sure that all of the rules were agreed upon. But he spelled upon like A space P-A-W-N. All the rules agreed upon. That's my Marcus story. What's up with your girlfriend and the first. framed picture of your brother Marcus. Did you ask her about it?
WENDELL: Oh, I asked her about it all right. She gets all flustered, says it's just a coincidence that she used to date a guy named Marcus back in Albuquerque. But here's the thing. This ain't just any Marcus. This is my Marcus. Golden boy of the family, works for the state, drives a damn Prius, the whole nine yards. And this woman? She's got his picture in a frame, Luke.
LUKE: Yeah, that's a little bit strange, a little uncomfortable. But he's not with her anymore. She's dating you, right? So what's the big deal? And who knows, maybe your brother Marcus did a little bit of modeling on the side, and he got himself in the TJ Max catalog or something like that.
WENDELL: Luke, no, you're not hearing me. I showed her a picture of my Marcus on my phone, my actual brother, and she went white as a sheet, started stammering about how she didn't know, how she had no idea we were related.
LUKE: Well, she probably didn't know. Well, how would she know that you were related? You think she's just scoping out each person in the family to date them one at a time and see which one's the best?
WENDELL: That's what I thought at first, right? Just a weird coincidence. But then I started thinking about it. She asked me a lot of questions early on. Where I grew up, what my family does, if I had siblings. And here's the kicker. She suggested we go to the Deming flea market next weekend. Marcus loves that flea market.
LUKE: All right, so, I mean, it's a little bit weird. I'll give you that. It's a little strange, but I don't know. You like the girl? I think that seems like something you could probably get over. Have you talked to Marcus about it?
WENDELL: He gets all quiet, then he's like, Wendell, I need you to drop this. Drop this? Luke, my brother doesn't talk like that. Marcus explains everything.
LUKE: Okay, well, tell me about the girl. How into the girl are you?
WENDELL: I mean, honestly, I liked her a lot. She's funny. She's into the same shows I watch. She makes these breakfast burritos that are incredible. We were having a good time. But now, every time I think about her, I'm thinking about that picture frame and Marcus telling me to drop it. Like, what does that even mean? Drop it.
DEVIN: So I look this up and stalking behavior sometimes includes trying to get close to the target through family members or friends. Like, it's actually a documented tactic. The fact that she asked all those questions about your family early on and then it turns out she dated Marcus. That's not nothing. And if Marcus is telling you to drop it instead of explaining, that's actually pretty concerning, if that makes sense.
LUKE: Yeah, it's a little bit concerning. It's a little bit weird. Your best course of action is probably to drop it and move on to another girl, unless you're really into her. I think you probably need a little more to go on than you like the same shows and you like her burritos.
WENDELL: Yeah, but Luke, that's the thing. I can't drop it because I went back through my phone last night, and the first time she texted me, it was her who reached out first after we met. She asked for my number at the Sonic, said she thought I seemed interesting. I didn't think anything of it at the time, but now I'm wondering if she knew exactly who I was when she walked up to me.
DEVIN: I looked it up, and the CDC lists approaching or showing up in places like the victim's home or workplace as an actual stalking tactic. The Deming flea market thing, if Marcus goes there regularly and she's suggesting it, that could be her trying to engineer a run-in with him. That's a recognized pattern, actually.
LUKE: All right, well, it sounds like you got a stalker on your tail. I think it's a little bit weird. to talk to Marcus a little bit more and figure out what is going on there and what kind of crazy she is. It doesn't sound like she's into your relationship for you, though, so maybe you should just stop calling her back and let that one go.
WENDELL: Yeah, you're right. I know you're right. I just, I keep thinking about how normal everything felt before I saw that picture. Like, what else did I miss?
DEVIN: So, according to the CDC, stalking tactics. can include using intermediaries or approaching through family connections. The fact that she initiated contact, asked detailed family questions, and then Marcus is refusing to explain anything, those are all concerning patterns. Also, stalkers often researched their targets beforehand, so her knowing exactly who Wendell was at that Sonic isn't paranoia. So I found something. About 80% percent, percent of stalking cases actually involves someone the victim knows, not strangers. And one of the warning science experts list is when someone shows intense interest really early on, like asking detailed questions about your life and family before you've really gotten to know them. That's actually a documented red flag, if that makes sense.
LUKE: Okay, well, you've got it straight from Devin, and he seems to know that this chick is a stalker, and she's stalking your brother, and she's using you to get to him. So best to leave that chick alone. I find odd in this whole conversation is that the CDC is putting out the guidance for stalkers. Like, is stalking a disease? Or is being stalked a disease? That's strange that it's the CDC that is handling these reports.
WENDELL: Thanks, Luke. Appreciate it, man. I guess I needed to hear somebody else say it out loud.
LUKE: All right, glad we could help. Get away from that chick before something bad happens. It doesn't sound good. It does not sound good. And next up, we've got Alia.
LUKE: Leah, welcome to the show. How are you tonight? What's going on? What do you think about stalkers being reported to the CDC?
LEAH: Hey, Luke, I'm all right. Look, the CDC thing is wild, but I called about something else. I caught my roommate in a hotel room doing some seriously weird age play stuff on what was supposed to be a business trip. And now we live together and neither of us can look at each other.
LUKE: Um, okay, that's weird. It's disconcerting. What do you mean by weird age play stuff? I don't think that I like where this is going, but can you fill us in on some details here?
LEAH: So I work with him at the shop. He's also a mechanic, and he told everyone he was going to Phoenix for this Part Supplier Conference. I had to drop something off at the hotel for my boss, Karen. Totally random, and I see him in the lobby. I'm about to say, hey, when I notice he's dressed like a little kid, like overalls that are too short, a backpack with cartoon characters, the whole thing. And there's this woman with him talking to him like he's five years old, patting his head, and he's just into it.
LUKE: Okay. You know, I've seen some of that before. I went to, it's called a munch. Do you know what a munch is? It's like a meetup in a public place, like an apple bees or something like that, for people in the fetish community, and they're just kind of hanging out in a non-sexual environment. And I would say a good percentage of them, like maybe 40 to 50 percent of them, the people there were into like wearing diapers and doing the age play stuff. It was, it was weird to see, but I don't think anybody's getting hurt there. I would be more concerned about the woman that was entertaining it than the dude that wanted to dress up in his Oshkoshes.
LEAH: Yeah, I mean, I get that people are into what they're into. I'm not trying to kinkshame the guy. But Luke, the problem is, we share a two-bedroom apartment. We carpool to work. I see him every single day, and now every time I look at him, I just picture him in those tiny overalls getting his head patted, and he's acting like nothing happened.
LUKE: So I look this up. Age play is actually pretty common in kink communities. It's like a role play thing where adults take on different age roles. It's consensual and not illegal or anything. The psychology research says it's usually about power dynamics or stress relief, not actual attraction to kids, if that makes sense.
LEAH: Okay, well, I don't really understand how that's that would relieve anybody's stress. It seems more stressful for everybody involved, but, you know, it takes all kinds.
LUKE: And it, I mean, people are into role-playing in all sorts of different ways. They go to Comic-Cons and dress up like Batman, or they play role-playing games. I don't, I don't think there's anything wrong with it. But it is weird, and I mean, I can see why you feel a little bit uncomfortable, but also, he wasn't doing anything to you. He did his best to keep that away from you. Like, he's not pushing it on you. So, I think, I think it's something that you could get over if you wanted to. So what if he likes to dress up like a Chucky doll?
LEAH: Okay, but here's the thing, and this is what Wendell was doing earlier. Right? You asked him a direct question, and he told you a whole story instead. I'm doing the same thing. The real issue isn't that he's into what he's into. The real issue is he lied about it.
LUKE: How did he lie about it? I mean, he lied about it because he went to a business conference and he was doing it there where he thought he wasn't going to get exposed? You just happened to walk in on him, or is there more to this story that you haven't told us?
LEAH: No, you're right. He didn't owe me an explanation about what he does on his own time. But now he won't even acknowledge that I saw him. Like, I tried to bring it up once, super casual, just to clear the air. And he looked at me like I was crazy and changed the subject. So now I'm the one feeling weird about it when I'm just trying to exist in my own apartment. I can't tell if I'm supposed to pretend I didn't see anything, or if he's gaslighting me into thinking it didn't happen.
LUKE: Well, I mean, put yourself in his tiny shoes. He's probably pretty embarrassed that you caught him dressed up like a little boy. I mean, he was trying to do that where he wouldn't be seen by anybody, and you saw him. So I don't say, I don't think that's lying. He's just trying to not talk about it and pretend it didn't happen. I don't think he's gaslighting you. I think he's just hoping that you let it go and can move on and pretend you didn't see anything.
LEAH: All right, yeah. That's fair. I can see that. But then why do I feel like I'm the one who did something wrong? Like I'm tiptoeing around my own place. Trying not to make it awkward. And he's just going about his business like everything's normal. I guess what I'm asking is, how long do I have to do this dance before it stops being weird?
LUKE: Well, it can stop being weird when you decide it doesn't have to be weird anymore. I mean, it's okay for things to be awkward sometimes. You don't have to never have awkward. That was a strange thing that happened. And I think you could push, talk about it if you really have to. I mean, worst case scenario is you find another roommate, but I think that this is something that you could resolve through discussion. Even if he's trying to put it off, you can say, no, I saw what I saw. You know, I saw you. And we need to talk about this because it feels really weird not addressing it. And I mean, if you're saying that honestly without trying to shame him or embarrass him or rub it in his face, I think probably he would appreciate that and respond well.
LEAH: You know what? You're probably right. I think I've been making it bigger in my head than it needs to be. I can just tell him straight up. Look, I saw what I saw. You do you. But we got to stop acting like ghosts around each other. Appreciate it, Luke.
LUKE: Yeah, no problem. That's a strange thing, but not harmful. And I think you can get through it. And maybe even understand what it is that he's into about it. Try it out yourself. You know, don't knock until you try it. You could dress up like a little boy, too. Next up on the line, we've got Chip. What's going on? What do you think of the last caller's situation?
CHIP: Hey, Luke. Yeah, I caught some of that with Wendell and the girlfriend thing. That's Wildman. Honestly, sounds like she's playing some kind of game, right? Like who just happens to have a photo of their boyfriend's brother and that acts like it's nothing. But listen, I got to give you an update on my situation because things have gone completely sideways since we talked last. So picture this. I'm at home Sunday afternoon, Teresa's at work, and I get a call from my lawyer, the one I hired to verify this whole Guatemala thing, right?
LUKE: Okay, what's the letter say?
CHIP: The lawyer didn't send a letter. He called me, and he's telling me that he's been able to verify some of the information, like the birth mother's identity checks out. The timeline matches up with when we adopted our daughter. And get this, there's documentation from the Guatemalan Adoption Agency that's been flagged in some kind of investigation, like actual legal proceedings happening down there. So it's not a scam. This woman is real, the claim is real. And now my lawyer is saying we need to start thinking about what our legal exposure is here. Because if this adoption was fraudulent, we could be looking at some serious complications. So basically, Guatemala had this massive adoption fraud scandal from the 1960s through 2008, thousands of babies were stolen or coerced from indigenous mothers. The U.S. was aware of fraud as early as the 1980s. Guatemala was the only country in the world doing fully privatized adoptions from 1977 to 2008. And at the peak, one in every hundred Guatemalan babies was being adopted out to foreigners. The whole system got shut down in 2008 because of corruption.
LUKE: If your daughter was adopted during that window, there's a real chance the adoption agency was involved in the investigations. All right. Well, that doesn't sound good at all. I mean, did he elaborate any on what your legal exposure could be there? Because from your perspective, you didn't know anything was wrong, right? You just adopted a baby through an agency that you thought was legitimate. They gave you papers and everything. And it was all in the up and up. And this is the first you're hearing about it many years later. So I don't see what legal trouble you could get in personally. But how? How does that affect your adoption and your child? What comes next? Did he give you any further instructions or any idea what they might be looking for as far as reparations or what they might be looking for as far as reparations or sending the kid back to his birth mother or what?
CHIP: Okay, so he's saying that legally, I'm probably fine. Like I'm not going to get charged with anything because we went through what we thought was a legitimate agency. We had all the paperwork. We didn't know. But here's where it gets messy. He's saying that in some of these cases, families have been pressured to allow contact with the birthmothers. Or in extreme situations, there have been custody challenges. Not common, but it happens.
LUKE: Well, you're already being pressured to allow contact, right? It sounded like the last time you called and Teresa was going to get on a plane and go down there to meet the birth mother. So that might not be such a bad thing. Just letting the birth mother meet the child, I mean, it seems like that's kind of maybe the right thing to do. I don't know what the right thing to do is here, but I don't know that any custody challenge would really hold up. It's kind of hard to say that the kid would be better off in Guatemala now after years of living as a United States citizen and going to school and having a loving family and stuff. I mean, if your household was a problem, then maybe. But I don't think that there could be any realistic argument that custody should change. I think maybe it does make sense, though, to let the kid meet her mom.
CHIP: Okay, but here's the thing. Teresa isn't just talking about meeting her. She's talking about, like packing up our daughter and flying to Guatemala to meet this woman. No lawyers, no plan. Just, here's your kid. Let's all have lunch. And my lawyer is saying that's a terrible idea, because if we do this, that we're basically admitting that we don't have full legal standing. And that could open us up to all kinds of complications. Like, what if the birth mother decides she wants to keep her?
DEVON: So basically, I'm not finding any actual U.S. court cases where a Guatemalan birth mother successfully challenged custody after the adoption was finalized in the U.S. The legal framework, is that once an adoption is completed and recognized by U.S. courts, custody challenges from abroad are extremely difficult. U.S. courts prioritize the child's established life and stability. Your lawyer is probably right. That meeting without legal structure could complicate things, but there's no precedent for a birth mother just taking custody back after years.
LUKE: Yeah, I don't think any court is going to give custody to the birth mother in Guatemala. But I also think it's a very terrible idea, just like the lawyer said, to go to Guatemala. For different reasons, though. I mean, you're just showing up in an area where you know there's fraud and some level of violence and kidnapping going on in general. So it's not really that safe to go into that environment. I think if the birth mother wants to meet the child, then you should make arrangements to bring her to America and meet in a public place where there's no risk of being overrun by, I don't know, whoever with guns and stuff and get getting kidnapped and all that noise. Like, you don't need that. I don't think anybody should be getting on a plane flying to Guatemala over this. I think that's a terrible idea.
CHIP: Right, exactly. That's what I've been trying to tell Teresa, but she's not hearing it. And here's the new development that's got me completely freaked out. I found out yesterday that she already bought the tickets.
LUKE: Well, like I told you last time, if you have to, if you have to protect your family, then file yourself a restraining order and maybe make sure that she can't leave the country with your daughter. Because she can't just leave the country with your daughter if you don't want that to happen. That, I think you do have a legal precedent for.
CHIP: Okay, so picture this. I'm looking at her laptop yesterday because she left it open on the kitchen table. And I see the confirmation email two tickets to Guatemala City leaving Friday. This Friday, look, in four days.
DEVON: So basically, Guatemala is currently at a level three travel advisory from the city. State Department. That's reconsider travel due to crime. They specifically say do not travel to certain zones in Guatemala City for any reason. The advisory was reissued in December 2024 and hasn't changed despite recent gang attacks in January. If she's planning to go, she should at minimum enroll in the smart traveler enrollment program so the embassy knows she's there, if that makes sense. So basically, Luke's right that you can get a court order to prevent her from leaving. But there's also something called the Children's Passport Issuance Alert program. It's free through the State Department. You enroll and they'll contact you if anyone tries to get a passport for your daughter. But that only works if she doesn't already have one. If your daughter already has a passport, you need an emergency custody order before Friday to actually stop them at the border.
LUKE: Yeah, I think you have to do that. I think you have to get one of those emergency orders and prevent that from happening for the safety of your daughter. And if that causes problems Well, that's secondary, right? Because the most important thing here should be the safety of your daughter. And your girlfriend, right? Her safety's on the line, too. You're going into gang territory. It's just a shady situation, and it's not safe to do. And if you're the only one thinking clearly here, then you have to do what you have to do and go to the court and get that order.
CHIP: Big surprise there, right? Teresa's acting like I'm the crazy one for being worried. And our daughters are already as a passport because we took her to Cancun two years ago. So that program Devon's talking about won't help. I confronted Teresa about the tickets last night when she got home from her shift, and she completely lost it on me.
LUKE: Well, you know what? You don't have to involve Teresa in the decision at all. At this point, you just have to go down in the courthouse and get the order and prevent her. I mean, they'll stop her from getting on the plane if it has to go that way. That's the advice that I have to give you because there's really no other option.
CHIP: Okay, so here's where I'm stuck though. If I do that, if I go behind her back and get a court order, our relationship is done, like completely over. She already told me last night that if I try to stop her from doing this, she's leaving me. She said I'm being a coward, that I'm putting my own comfort over doing the right thing for our daughter and that this birth mother deserves to meet her child. And part of me gets that. Luke.
LUKE: Yeah, and some of those things may be true, but it does not matter because the child's safety is the most important thing here. And if she takes the child to Guatemala, then that is actively putting, I mean objectively, actively putting the child in danger. And that's not okay. And honestly, it sounds like your relationship's over anyway. If you guys can't work this thing out between yourselves and you have to go to court to get a court order to prevent her from uncomfortable with. Like there's, there's nothing left in that relationship.
LUKE: You can't stay with that woman. You're right. You're absolutely right. I know you're right. All right, buddy. Well, I'm sorry you're in that situation. It sounds horrible for all involved. And I hope it all works out. Give us a call and let us know what happens. But I've got to move on because we're over time for a word from our sponsors. So hold on just a second. And we'll, uh, we'll, we'll, we'll, listen. listen to meat cube.
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All right. Thank you to MeatCube. And we are back. We're back, baby. And next up on the line, we've got Sheila. Sheila, welcome to the show. What's going on out there tonight? Why are you up so late on a Monday night?
SHEILA: I'm sitting in a truck stop diner in Deming, staring at a cup of coffee that's been cold for 20 minutes. Can't sleep. I've been thinking about this for three days, and I need to say it out loud to someone who isn't going to try to fix it. My husband, David, and I, ran into someone from high school at the Walmart last week. Girl named Monica. We were best friends back in the day. Lost touch after graduation.
LUKE: Okay, well that happens. You lose touch with Why is this an issue?
SHEILA: It's not an issue that we lost touch. We actually reconnected recently, before we saw her at Walmart. The issue is when we ran into her with David there, she acted like she'd never met me before in her life.
LUKE: All right, do you look physically different than you did in high school? Is it potentially a non-issue, or was she just trying to hit on your husband?
SHEILA: No, I looked the same. And she wasn't hitting on David. She looked right at me, said, And then turn to David and said, you must be Sheila's husband. I've heard so much about you. Like I wasn't even standing there.
LUKE: So basically, people pretend not to recognize someone for a few main reasons. Social anxiety is a big one, like they're afraid of an awkward interaction or being judged. Sometimes it's situational, like they're with someone and don't want to explain the connection. Or it could be intentional avoidance if there's unresolved history or embarrassment about something, if that makes sense. Do any of those things apply in this situation? Is there some unresolved history or embarrassment from high school? Is there a reason you lost touch that you're not telling us, or is this the full story?
SHEILA: We lost touch because I stayed here and she left for college in Arizona. That was it. No fight, no drama. She came back about six months ago, and we started texting, then meeting up for coffee.
LUKE: Okay, that's an odd thing. And how did you handle the situation? Did you just play it off? Like, okay, that was a weird thing and then argue with David when you got back in the car? Or what did it look like after the interaction?
SHEILA: I just stood there, didn't say anything. David looked at me like he was waiting for me to correct her, but I didn't.
LUKE: Why didn't you correct her? And why is this bothering you so much? If it's an old friend from high school that you haven't seen in a long time, then, I mean, who cares? Do you actually have any, um, any, uh, Anticipation. Do you expect that you're going to try and rekindle this friendship for any reason? Maybe just let her go.
SHEILA: Because we've been meeting up twice a week for four months. We had coffee three days before the Walmart thing. She knows exactly who I am when it's just the two of us.
LUKE: So basically, the CORA result mentions passive aggressive behavior as a main reason people pretend not to know someone. It's a way of asserting control or sending a message without direct confrontation. The fact that she she acknowledged David specifically while ignoring you could be a power move, if that makes sense. So I looked it up, and there's actually a term for this. It's called a secret friendship or hidden relationship. Psychology research shows people hide friendships from their partners for a few specific reasons. They're emotionally invested in a way that feels inappropriate. They know their partner would be uncomfortable with the dynamic, or they're keeping options open. The fact that she but pretended not to know you in front of her husband is actually a pretty significant red flag that she's compartmentalizing the relationship, if that makes sense.
SHEILA: Well, that's not really the situation, right? She pretended not to know her in front of, in front of her husband. I mean, I forget her name, Monica. Monica went up to Sheila and pretended not to know Sheila. And Sheila is the one that's in the relationship with David. So that doesn't really fit.
LUKE: So I'm seeing something here. So I'm seeing something When someone compartmentalizes a friendship like this, hiding it from their spouse, relationship experts actually classify that as one of the warning signs of an emotional affair. It doesn't have to be physical. The secrecy itself is the issue. The fact that she's meeting you regularly but won't acknowledge you in front of her husband. Suggests she knows he'd have a problem with it, if that makes sense.
SHEILA: Yeah, it would make sense if she was not acknowledging you in front of her husband, but not acknowledging you in front of your husband doesn't make any sense at all. She wasn't with her husband. She was alone. She pretended not to know me in front of David.
LUKE: Yeah, I don't know what to say about that. That's just a very strange thing. Maybe you've got to bring that up with her the next time you meet for coffee. And why is this, why was this awkward for you after the fact, though? I mean, the interaction being awkward makes sense, but you said that this caused a problem between you and your husband.
SHEILA: I didn't say it caused a problem between us. I said, he looked at me waiting for me to correct her, and I didn't. We haven't talked about it since.
LUKE: Oh, all right. I guess I misunderstood. I thought when you initially called, you said that this was causing a problem between you and your husband. Maybe I got that wrong. Sorry. So the one thing I'm seeing here is that social anxiety research shows people sometimes pretend not to know someone because they're afraid of how the interaction will look to whoever's watching. It's not about the person they're pretending not to know. It's about managing how they appear to the witness. She might have been worried about how David would perceive her having a close friendship with the married guy, if that makes sense.
SHEILA: Devin, I think you've got it all wrong. There is no close friendship with the marriage guy. Let me explain this to you, Devin, because obviously you're missing it. So Sheila and Monica were friends in high school. And in this interaction, Sheila is with her husband, David. David and Sheila and Sheila are married and Monica was there and pretended not to know Sheila, even though they've been hanging out for weeks and weeks at coffee shops and stuff. So they have an ongoing platonic friendship going on.
LUKE: And you're very welcome. I hope that all works out for everybody involved. That Monica sounds like a strange, strange lady. Next up we've got Leon. Leon, welcome to the show. Hopefully you're more coherent than Sheila was. That spun me around.
LEON: Hey, Luke. Yeah, I heard that one. That was a trip. Look, I I'm calling because I did something at work last week, and I'm pretty sure I was in the right, but now everyone's acting like I'm the bad guy, and I don't get it. So I work in logistics, right?
LUKE: All right, buddy. What did you do? What did you do, Leon? Tell us what you did.
LEON: I reported my supervisor to HR for safety violations. The guy's been cutting corners on load checks for months, and last Tuesday he told me to sign off on a shipment I hadn't actually inspected. I refused. He got in my face about it. So I went straight to HR and filed a formal complaint.
LUKE: Okay, well, that was the right thing to do. The old whistleblower thing. But I mean, whenever you're going to complain about somebody formally to HR, you're going to get some side eye from the others in the environment because everybody's wondering when they're next. Right? So now you're the rat. You're the narc. But that doesn't mean it wasn't the right thing to do. If you had legitimate safety concerns and it sounds like you did, and then I applaud you for doing the right thing. And if everybody's going to give you shit about that, fuck them.
LEON: Well, okay, but here's the thing. He's been there 15 years. I've been there three. And yeah, he told me to sign off on the shipment, but it's not like it was dangerous or anything.
LUKE: What do you mean it wasn't dangerous? You just said that he was cutting corners on load checks. And having you sign off on it, that sounds like it's dangerous to me.
LEON: I mean, look, the load was fine. I could see it was fine from where I was standing. The issue is, technically, I'm supposed to physically walk around the whole truck and check every strap, every tie down, the whole nine yards. But we were behind schedule and Rick said just eyeball it and sign.
LUKE: So what about that? I mean, that type of thing happens all the time, I'm sure. And I mean, there's a reason you're supposed to check every strap and every tie down. That's like, I think we got all that from the aviation industry. And that's what makes sure that the planes don't just fall out of the sky all the time. So it is important, but also, if you didn't think it was a legitimate safety concern, why did you feel the need to go to HR about it?
LEON: He started yelling at me in front of two other guys telling me I was slowing down the whole operation that I needed to be a team player. And I'm standing there thinking, this guy's been doing this to the new hires for years, just pushing people around making them feel like they're the problem when he's the one not following protocol. So yeah, maybe that one load was fine, but what about the principle of it?
LUKE: Well, I mean, if you went after him for ideological reasons to HR, you can understand why the other people that you work with are looking at you with a negative side eye. You kind of deserve that. I mean, whether or not it was the right thing to do is questionable, because I think it was either way. I mean, if you're supposed to do it to the book, there's a reason, a safety reason for that, and he's telling you not to. That's not okay. But if you also knew in your head that it was safe and that he was right and you were behind schedule and you had to make the operation move, and then you went to HR, are just for punitive reasons because you didn't like the way the guy made you feel. I think, that's a little bit of a pussy move.
LEON: No, it wasn't just about my feelings. The guy's been doing this for years and somebody needed to say something. And yeah, maybe I was the newest guy there, but that doesn't mean I should just roll over and let him treat people however he wants.
LEON: I guess I thought people would see it as me standing up for what's right. Like maybe some of them were glad somebody finally said something.
LUKE: Well, yeah, if you had stood up and said something to him directly and fuck even punched him in the way, but that's not what you did. You went to HR like a snitch would do, and nobody respects that. Even if it's the right thing to do, nobody really respects that. So you're going to have to deal with the workplace weirdness or start reporting everybody to HR when they treat you in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable.
LEON: Hold on. So you're saying I should have punched my supervisor instead of going through the proper channels? That's insane. I would have been fired on the spot.
LUKE: Yeah, maybe, but you would I'm not saying you should have punched your supervisor. I'm saying to put yourself in the shoes of your other employees and look at how that could have played out otherwise. Like there are other ways you could have handled that directly with your supervisor in front of everybody without going to HR. And since you did, maybe that was the right thing to do. By the book, that was absolutely the right thing to do. And maybe just in general, morally, that was the right thing to do. But everybody's going to look at you like a snitch now and you have to deal with that because you made that decision and you snitched.
LEON: All right, I hear you. I just didn't think it would be like this. I thought maybe a couple people would give me crap for a week and then it would blow over.
LUKE: It will blow over. People will forget and everybody's got better stuff to do in their life than think about Leon and his snitching propensity. So I looked it up and if he reported safety violations specifically, he's actually protected under federal law. OSHA has whistleblower protections that make it illegal for employers or coworkers to retaliate against someone for reporting safety issues. So legally speaking, he did the right thing, if that makes sense. Doesn't change how his coworkers feel about it, but just so he knows. So I look this up. Retaliation is actually the most common workplace complaint filed with the EEOC. In 2004, it was almost 48% of all discrimination charges, over 42,000 complaints. So, basically what you're dealing with is super common. People report something, then the workplace gets weird. And that weirdness is technically illegal if it's bad enough, if that makes sense. So how are your fellow employees actually treating the situation? What does the retaliation look like? Are they just giving you weird looks and like quick, snooty responses? Or are they actually, you know, retaliating?
LEON: It's not like they're doing anything obvious. No one's sabotaging my work or anything. It's more like the way they talked to me changed before we'd shoot the shit, you know?
LUKE: Yeah, they're nervous to be around you because they don't want you to knock them out, which is understandable. And I think you're just going to have to deal with that until it blows over. It will blow over. Something else will happen. And if the workplace conditions get better and the supervisor changes his ways he's talked to or something like that, that might turn into respect over time. But right now, you got to deal with the consequences of what you did.
LEON: Yeah, all right. I appreciate it, Luke.
LUKE: All right, Leon, good luck. I hope it all starts working out a little bit better at your workplace. That sounds like it's not fun to deal with, but you got to deal with it anyway. All right, let's see who's next. Next up, we've got Adrian. Adrian, welcome to the show. What's going on in your life tonight?
ADRIAN: Hey, Luke, it's Adrian actually. And, okay, so I heard Alia earlier talking about her situation? And I was like, you know what? I need to call because I've got something similar, but way weirder. So I found a jar of pennies in my backyard, right? All from 1977, exactly 365 of them. But that is not why I'm calling.
LUKE: Okay, somebody saved a penny from 77 every day. You should hold on to those because they don't make pennies anymore. Why are you calling? What's the purpose of your call, Adrian?
ADRIAN: Adrian. And yeah, I'm keeping them. They're sitting on my kitchen right now. So here's why I called. My ex-husband Derek, we've been divorced two years. He shows up at my door last Thursday at like 11 at night, which is already weird because we barely talk. And he tells me he needs to stay in my guest room for a few days because his girlfriend kicked him out. And I said yes. And now he's been living in my house for five days. And his girlfriend keeps calling my phone looking for him.
LUKE: Well, I mean, that's what you should expect when you said yes, because you're inviting somebody else's relationship drama into your life. And now you've got to deal with that. So if I were you, I would get him out as soon as possible and just don't answer the girlfriend. You don't have to be involved in that.
ADRIAN: Oh, it gets worse. So Derek's girlfriend, her name's Marisol, she's called my phone eight times in the last two days. But here's the thing. She's not just calling to yell at me. She's calling to apologize.
LUKE: Okay, so why is Derek's girlfriend Marisol calling you? Why does she have your phone What is she apologizing about?
ADRIAN: Okay, so Derek and Marisol, they've been together about a year and a half. And apparently, Derek told her all about me, like everything. The divorce, the house, even the time I drove to El Paso at 2 a.m. just to get out of town. But here's the kicker.
ADRIAN: Marisol called me yesterday, and she starts off by saying, Adrian, I need to apologize. I didn't know Derek was still living with you when I kicked him out. And I'm like, wait what? You know, it doesn't make any sense. How could he be living with you if she kicked him out of living with her? That's nonsensical. That's exactly what I said. So I'm like, Marisol, he doesn't live here. We've been divorced for two years. And she goes quiet for a second. And then she says, Derek told me you two still share the house, that you have separate bedrooms, but you couldn't afford to split up the property yet. Luke, I have never heard this story in my life. Derek moved out two years ago, got his own place over on Motel Drive. But apparently he's been telling Marisol this whole time that he still lives with me.
LUKE: All right. Well, David is a weirdo, and you divorced him for a reason. So get him out of your guest room and tell him he's on his own. Tell him he's got to get his own place on Motel Drive. Like, if he's got his own place, then why is he in your guest room? It doesn't, the whole thing doesn't make sense. And it's inviting drama into your life that you don't need to be part of.
ADRIAN: Derek, his name's Derek. Whatever. And that's the thing. I asked him that exact question this morning. I said, Derek. Why aren't you at your apartment? And he looks at me like I'm crazy and goes, what apartment? Luke, I drove past his place on motel drive yesterday on my way to work. There's a four-rent sign in the window.
LUKE: I don't think you need to get to the bottom of this story. Just tell him to get out and let him go on with his life. And clearly you made the right choice in divorcing this guy because he's a mess.
ADRIAN: You're right. You're absolutely right. But here's what I can't stop thinking about. When I told him about, the for rent sign he didn't even try to explain it. He just said, can we talk about this later? And went back into the guest room. And then last night, I heard him on the phone in there. And Luke, he was talking to someone about me. He said, no, she doesn't know yet. I'm working on it. Mark my words, something is really wrong here.
LUKE: Yeah, it's pretty obvious something is really wrong there. And just get that guy out of your house. Why is you still there? Like, you should just get off the phone with me Tell him to get out. And if you have to call the cops and get him out that way.
ADRIAN: Okay, okay, you're right. I'm going to tell him he needs to leave tomorrow. But can I ask you one thing? Because this is what's really messing with me. Do you think he's been lying to Marisol this whole time about living here? Or do you think he actually believes it? Because when I confronted him this morning, he looked genuinely confused. Like he didn't understand why I was asking about an apartment.
LUKE: So basically, there's this thing called confabulation where someone genuinely believes false memories or stories they're telling. It's not technically lying because they actually think it's true. It can happen with certain mental health conditions or brain injuries. If he looked genuinely confused when she asked about the apartment, that could be a sign he's not lying on purpose, if that makes sense. I think it doesn't matter if he's lying or not lying or what he believes, but I think you don't need to be part of it and you need to tell him to go.
ADRIAN: You're right. You're right. I'm going to tell him tonight when I get home. Thanks, Luke. I appreciate it.
LUKE: No problem. Get that weirdo out of your house. And if he's got mental health issues that need to be dealt with, then he's got to deal with those. But you divorced him years ago. And this is probably why. All right, ladies and gentlemen, we've got to take a small break for a word from our sponsors. somewhere between New Jersey and the Italian Riviera, Pesto Bismol, was accidentally invented when renowned scientist, Professor Luigi, the basal-brain spaghetti Spaghettiini, dropped a jar of pesto into a barrel of activated charcoal during a thunderstorm. Lightning struck. The beakers rattled. The lab assistant fled, and when the smoke cleared, Professor Spaghettiini gazed upon the swirling emerald paste and reportedly said words that would shake the world of digestive science to its very core. Mama Mia, I fix it the tummy. And with that completely unverified scientific breakthrough, Pesto Bismol was born. For too long, stomach remedies have been timid. Pink liquids, chalky tablets, medicines that whisper politely to your digestive system. But Pesto Bismol? Pesto Bysmal arrives with garlic. Yes, Pesto Bismol blends the bold, aromatic power of basil, garlic, olive oil, and Parmesan with a mysterious absorbing capabilities of activated charcoal. Same stuff used in water filters, art class, and occasionally by people who do grilling. The result is a rich green medicinal paste that coats your stomach with the comforting sensation of what can only be described as aggressive Italian encouragement. Upset's stomach? Acid reflux? Take a spoonful of Pesto Bismol and let the herbal magic go to work. Pesto Bismol. When your stomach says help, say, mamma mia. Pesto bismol has not been evaluated by the FDA, the U.S.DA, the Italian government, or anybody's grandmother. What effects may include green teeth and serious confidence and attracting neighborhood pigeons who believe you might be a breadstick. All right, we're going a little bit over time tonight. We're already about an hour into the show, but I think we can take a couple more callers. We'll see how this next one goes and make a decision from there, all right? So next up on the line, we've got Tina. Tina, welcome to the show. What's going on in your life tonight? How can we help you?
TINA: Well, Luke, I appreciate you having me. me back. I got to tell you. That situation with Leon, it went from bad to worse. And I'm starting to think maybe you were right about him being a rat.
LUKE: Yeah, it sounded like that guy really wanted to be the rat there. And who knows why? I don't know if that's right or wrong. Why are you calling tonight, Tina? How can we help you?
TINA: All right, Luke. Here's the thing. I'm sitting in my garage at 2 a.m. And I just spent three hours deep diving into goblin sharks. You ever seen one of those things? They look like something out of a fever dream. All teeth and no eyes. Lurking in the deep where the light don't reach. And now I'm convinced the ocean's just a big, dark lie. And I don't know if I can ever look at the Gulf again without imagining one of those bastards staring up at me from the abyss.
LUKE: Well, I don't think the ocean's alive, but it is legitimately terrifying. And I'm not familiar with the goblin shark at all. But there's a lot of stuff in the ocean that is really, really scary and creepy. So I don't blame you. I'm not interested in the ocean at all.
TINA: Oh, you're missing out, Luke. It's like the universe's way of saying, Hey, you think you're the top predator? Nah, we got worse. But that's not even why I called. I called because I just got off the phone with my best friend Lena. She's out in Arizona now. And we were supposed to meet up this weekend. But she bailed last minute. So I looked it up and actually goblin sharks do have eyes. But the really creepy part is their jaws extend outward when they feed like they shoot forward. They're pink, which somehow makes it worse. They live at depths up to 2,000 meters, so Tina's not wrong about the deep dark part.
LUKE: All right. Yeah, the goblin and sharks sound like something I don't want to meet. Why is this problem for you? So people have to bail things come up. What's the problem with your friend in Arizona bailing out?
TINA: Because this is the third time in two months, Luke. And every time it's something different. Her car, her work schedule. Her dog's sick. And I get it. Life happens. But here's the kicker. She posts on Facebook the same weekend she bails.
LUKE: And she's out at breweries with new friends, hiking Camelback Mountain, living her best Arizona life. So either she's lying to me about why she can't make the drive, or I'm just not worth the gas money anymore. And I don't know which one's worse.
DAVID: Neither one's that much worse. If somebody, you know, if she doesn't want to hang out because she's doing other stuff, that's fine. And the gas is, uh, is like twice as much as it was a couple weeks ago. So that's understandable, too.
LUKE: I don't think you have to worry about it. I mean, if, just stop trying to make plans with this check and go out with your new friends.
DAVID: New friends. Luke, I'm 60 years old, and I work at a dive bar. My social circle is me, David. And whoever's drunk enough to tell me their life story on a Tuesday. Lena and I have been tight since high school. We survived the booth-heeled together. We survived bad marriages. We survived that dust storm in 09 that took half my roof off. You don't just replace that.
LUKE: No, you can't replace that, but you can replace what you do on a weekend with doing something That's not too difficult to do. I understand she's your friend and it's a bummer and she seems to be lying to you about not being able to get there, but there's a reason. I mean, maybe she wants to go hiking or she wants to do stuff or she's tired of listening to your very slow, very drawn-out voice, which is also understandable. So my recommendation to you is don't worry about it too much. People come and go and life comes and goes and, you know, when it's time for you to reconnect, physical. then you will. You could always drive up to there too and go hiking with her and her new friends. Maybe that would solve the problem.
DAVID: You know what, Luke? You just hit on something. I haven't offered to drive up there, not once. I've been sitting here waiting for her to come back to the boot heel like it's some kind of pilgrimage she owes me. And maybe that's the real problem. I'm acting like she left me behind. Instead of just moved away.
LUKE: Yeah, people move. It happens. And things come up, and it's a long drive. So I looked it up, and it's about 329 miles from Deming to Phoenix, if that's where she is in Arizona. That's like five and a half hours, maybe more, depending on traffic. So it's actually not that different of a drive either direction, if that makes sense.
DAVID: Yeah, it's a long drive. It's a long drive. Gas is expensive. And, you know, somebody doesn't want to give up half of their weekend just in a commute to hang out at the boot heel.
LUKE: Like, uh, you can understand that. I think you talk to her, maybe, maybe offer to split the difference, or just recognize that you're far away now and you can't hang out as much as you used to because the, the travel doesn't make sense.
DAVID: Yeah, you're right. And honestly, Luke, I think I've been making this about her when really it's about me being stuck. She got out. She's doing new things, and I'm still here in the same garage, same bar, same life.
LUKE: Well, you can change that at any time. And you can, yeah, you might be 60 and you might be set in your ways or whatever. But if you want to pick up a new hobby or go hiking and meet new people or travel, there's plenty of things that you can do to change your life and keep yourself occupied and get out of your rut. So I recommend that you do that. It sounds like she's a good friend of yours and you can talk to her and maybe meet half-war or something. Either way, you don't have to worry about this or blame her for it. Be happy for her that she's enjoying her life and living in a new place and finding new friends.
DAVID: You're right, Luke. I appreciate it. And for what it's worth, I do have hobbies. I built my own radio antenna for astronomy, been listening to deep space signals. Maybe I should spend less in more time doing my own thing.
LUKE: That sounds like a good plan. That's what you should do. And I hope that that all works out for you. We're going to take one more call and then and then that'll be the end of the show, folks. So I think we're going to go to Sal. Sal, welcome to the show. You're the last caller tonight. What would you like to talk about?
SAL: Luke, hey. So I heard Alia earlier talking about that roommate situation and how she kept asking you questions. And it got me thinking, my wife just... booked us this whole Caribbean cruise thing for our anniversary. Three weeks from now. She's so excited. Keep showing me the itinerary, talking about this snorkeling excursion she signed us up for. Problem is, I don't know how to swim.
LUKE: You know what? I don't think you really have to know how to swim. I think you can just kind of float there with a snorkel on if you want. And it's a cruise, so there's plenty of activities for you to do on the boat. You don't have to get in the water if you don't want to, but it's a good opportunity to learn how to swim. You're not going to, you're not going to to drown you're going to be okay they'll put the little fucking floaties on you if you need them.
SAL: Yeah but Luke here's the thing she doesn't know i can't swim i've been telling her i can for like eight years.
LUKE: Well you shouldn't be lying that's now you got to deal with that now you've got to go through the embarrassment of explaining to her that you lied about something so stupid and that's okay too you'll get through that uh you just tell her the truth you're like hey i'm not really that comfortable in the water I don't really know how to swim. I kind of lied about that because I didn't want to sound like a loser.
SAL: I mean, yeah, I get that. But it's not just that I said it once and moved on. We've been to pools, lakes, the whole thing. I just stay in the shallow end. Make excuses. Say I'm not feeling it that day.
LUKE: Yeah, well, the truth is, if that's how you've been acting in the water, she's probably pretty aware, or at least suspicious, that you don't know how to swim. And so what. I mean, we live in the desert. There's not a whole lot of swimming going on here. I think you'll have a good time on the boat and maybe get a little bit more comfortable in the water if you want to, but you don't have to do the in-the-water activities. There's plenty of stuff for you to do on the boat. Lots of people go on cruises and don't go swimming.
SAL: Luke, she booked the snorkeling thing specifically because I told her last summer I wanted to try it. I was watching some documentary about coral reefs, and I got all excited talking about it. She remembered. That's why she's so pumped about this excursion. She thinks she's doing this amazing thing for me.
LUKE: Yeah, well, she is, and it can be amazing. And you can definitely go snorkeling without knowing how to swim. I mean, you'll be fine. You can just kind of float in the water with the snorkel, and you'll be able to breathe and everything. So you don't have to have any particular skill to go snorkeling, and I think you'll have a great time.
SAL: All right, but I googled it last night. Like actually sat there and typed in how to swim, like I'm learning to change attire. And then my walked in and I slammed the laptop shut so fast I almost broke the screen. She asked what I was looking at and I said work stuff. Another lie on top of the pile.
LUKE: So basically, you can snorkel without knowing how to swim. But most guides recommend using a life jacket or flotation device, especially in open water. A lot of cruise excursions actually provide them automatically for non-swimmers. He should ask if they supply those when they get there, if that makes sense.
SAL: Yeah, they're going to supply you all of the safety gear that you need. They don't want anybody getting hurt on their crews. It would be bad press for them.
LUKE: So you don't have to know how to swim. You don't have to Google anything. Just show up, put on your flotation device. And I mean, you're snorkeling. So you can't go more than three inches under the water anyway. That's not how it works. All you've got to do is literally just lay on your stomach in the water and look down.
LUKE: So you're going to be fine, but stop lying. You don't have to lie. You can be honest with people, even if you are slightly embarrassed that you don't know how to swim. It's not a big deal.
CALLER: You're right. I know you're right. It's just when we first started dating, we were at this party, and someone asked if I knew how to swim. And I just said, yeah, without thinking. My dad never taught me.
LUKE: Well, let this be a lesson to you. And next time that comes up, instead of just lying, tell the truth and be like, yeah, I don't know how to swim. My dad never taught me. Not that it was your dad's responsibility. teach you how to swim. I mean, if you want to learn how to swim, you can go do that. You're obviously not afraid of being in the water if you go to pools and stuff and stay in the shallow end, so, uh, swimming is not that important. Where we live, anyway. If you lived in Florida, maybe you would definitely want to swim. That would be a big part of your life, but here it's not. So go on the cruise, enjoy yourself, be honest with your wife, and maybe it'll bring you closer together when you when you tell her this embarrassing secret. Just explain to her that, uh, you, you know, that, uh, you You didn't want her to think that you were a pussy. That's all. And she'll probably think that's charming in some weird way.
CALLER: Yeah, maybe. I just keep thinking about being out there in the ocean with all these people who actually know what they're doing. And I'm the guy flailing around in a life jacket. But you know what? Honestly, the lying part is worse. I've been doing that my whole life about different stuff.
LUKE: Yeah, well, I think you're giving the general public way too much credit because you're not going to be the only one there flying around like an idiot. sailing around like an idiot. I think probably at least half of the people there are going to be in your same position.
CALLER: I hear you, but it's not just the swimming. It's the whole thing. I've been pretending to be someone I'm not. For so long, I don't even know who I am anymore.
LUKE: Yeah, I'm hearing you, and you're saying that you lie all the time. And I'm telling you to stop doing that because there's no reason for it. Nobody cares if you know how to swim or not. It's not an issue. An issue is that you're telling lies all. the time and then you get caught and you don't know how to deal with coming clean on your unnecessary lies. So my recommendation to you is to stop fucking lying and just tell people the truth and be okay with who you are and what you know and what you can do. There's no reason to inflate any of that stuff because you've obviously got talents and things that other people don't have and other people are going to have talents and skills that you don't have. And that's okay.
CALLER: You're right. I appreciate. I appreciate. Appreciate it, Luke. I'm going to tell her this week. Thanks for the talk.
LUKE: Yeah, you're welcome. And cut it out with the lion, all right? It's, it's unseemly. It's ungentlemanly. And it's unnecessary. Devin, that's the end of another show. How are you feeling about this? You've been with us for three days now. You did a much better job today than your first couple of days. I'm proud of you, buddy. And you brought my coffee. And that was very good. This might be working out. What are your thoughts on the show? How do you think it went?
DEVIN: Thanks. That actually means a lot. I was really worried. I was screwing everything up the first couple days. I think today was solid. Like, the Monica and Sheila thing was interesting, and people seemed to actually care about calling in. I still messed up a couple times, but I'm getting better at knowing when to jump in and when to just let you handle it. And I have the local news stuff ready for tomorrow, so hopefully that helps keep things moving. I'm just trying to be useful, you know. This job is actually really important. to me. My mom keeps asking if I'm going to get fired. So it's nice to hear you say it might be working out. I'll keep the coffee coming.
LUKE: All right, you keep the coffee coming and we'll be okay. As soon as you stop bringing that coffee, though, I mean, I'm going to get an intern that can do it. So I'm proud of you. You're doing a good job. You're adding to the show and I like that. Do you have anything you'd like to say to the audience before we leave?
DEVIN: Yeah, thanks for listening. And if you have stuff you want us to talk about tomorrow, or like weird situations you need help figuring out. Call in. That's what we're here for. I'll have the local news ready and Luke will do what he does. So yeah, thanks. Have a good night, I guess.
LUKE: That's right, ladies and gentlemen. I will do what I do. Thank you for tuning in to another Luke at the Roost. And you have yourself a wonderful week. Enjoy your Monday morning and we'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye bye.