const VOICEMAIL_XML = `
Luke at the Roost is off the air right now. Leave a message after the beep and we may play it on the next show!
Thank you for calling. Goodbye!
`;
export default {
async fetch(request, env) {
const url = new URL(request.url);
if (url.pathname === "/api/signalwire/voice") {
try {
const body = await request.text();
const resp = await fetch("https://radioshow.macneilmediagroup.com/api/signalwire/voice", {
method: "POST",
headers: { "Content-Type": "application/x-www-form-urlencoded" },
body: body,
signal: AbortSignal.timeout(5000),
});
if (resp.ok) {
return new Response(await resp.text(), {
status: 200,
headers: { "Content-Type": "application/xml" },
});
}
} catch (e) {
// Server unreachable or timed out
}
return new Response(VOICEMAIL_XML, {
status: 200,
headers: { "Content-Type": "application/xml" },
});
}
// RSS feed proxy
if (url.pathname === "/feed") {
try {
const resp = await fetch("https://podcast.macneilmediagroup.com/@LukeAtTheRoost/feed.xml", {
signal: AbortSignal.timeout(8000),
});
if (resp.ok) {
return new Response(await resp.text(), {
status: 200,
headers: {
"Content-Type": "application/xml",
"Access-Control-Allow-Origin": "*",
"Cache-Control": "public, max-age=300",
},
});
}
} catch (e) {
// Castopod unreachable
}
return new Response("Feed unavailable", { status: 502 });
}
// Plausible analytics proxy (bypass ad blockers)
if (url.pathname === "/p/script") {
const resp = await fetch("https://plausible.macneilmediagroup.com/js/script.file-downloads.hash.outbound-links.pageview-props.revenue.tagged-events.js");
return new Response(await resp.text(), {
headers: {
"Content-Type": "application/javascript",
"Cache-Control": "public, max-age=86400",
},
});
}
if (url.pathname === "/p/event" && request.method === "POST") {
const body = await request.text();
const resp = await fetch("https://plausible.macneilmediagroup.com/api/event", {
method: "POST",
headers: {
"Content-Type": "application/json",
"User-Agent": request.headers.get("User-Agent") || "",
"X-Forwarded-For": request.headers.get("CF-Connecting-IP") || request.headers.get("X-Forwarded-For") || "",
},
body,
});
return new Response(resp.body, {
status: resp.status,
headers: { "Content-Type": resp.headers.get("Content-Type") || "text/plain" },
});
}
// Social crawler meta injection for episode pages
if (url.pathname === "/episode.html" && url.searchParams.get("slug")) {
const ua = (request.headers.get("User-Agent") || "").toLowerCase();
const isCrawler = /facebookexternalhit|twitterbot|linkedinbot|slackbot|discordbot|telegrambot|whatsapp|pinterest|redditbot/i.test(ua);
if (isCrawler) {
const slug = url.searchParams.get("slug");
try {
const feedResp = await fetch("https://podcast.macneilmediagroup.com/@LukeAtTheRoost/feed.xml", {
signal: AbortSignal.timeout(5000),
});
if (feedResp.ok) {
const feedXml = await feedResp.text();
const items = feedXml.split("- ");
let title = "";
let description = "";
for (let i = 1; i < items.length; i++) {
const item = items[i];
const linkMatch = item.match(/(.*?)<\/link>/);
if (linkMatch) {
const itemSlug = linkMatch[1].split("/episodes/").pop()?.replace(/\/$/, "");
if (itemSlug === slug) {
const titleMatch = item.match(/(.*?)<\/title>/);
title = titleMatch ? titleMatch[1].replace(//g, "").trim() : "";
const descMatch = item.match(/([\s\S]*?)<\/description>/);
description = descMatch
? descMatch[1].replace(//g, "").replace(/<[^>]+>/g, "").trim().slice(0, 200)
: "";
break;
}
}
}
if (title) {
const pageResp = await env.ASSETS.fetch(request);
let html = await pageResp.text();
const escTitle = title.replace(/&/g, "&").replace(/"/g, """).replace(/]*>/, ``);
html = html.replace(/]*>/, ``);
html = html.replace(/]*>/, ``);
html = html.replace(/]*>/, ``);
html = html.replace(/]*>/, ``);
html = html.replace(/]*>.*?<\/title>/, `${escTitle} — Luke at the Roost`);
return new Response(html, {
status: 200,
headers: { "Content-Type": "text/html;charset=UTF-8" },
});
}
}
} catch (e) {
// Fall through to static page
}
}
}
// All other requests — serve static assets
return env.ASSETS.fetch(request);
},
};