Correct the intern's name to Devon across all transcripts

Whisper transcribed the intern as "Devin" in 21 of 58 transcripts — he is Devon
everywhere else: backend/services/intern.py, the website, and the show's lore.
Five files used both spellings for the same character, so this was transcription
drift rather than two people. Context confirms every instance is the intern
("our new intern, Devin here", "Devin, where's my coffee?").

436 replacements across 22 files, 384 insertions against 384 deletions — pure
substitution, no content added or lost. Speaker labels went from 219 DEVIN: /
17 DEVON: to 236 DEVON:.

This mattered now because the transcripts stop being .txt files nobody reads and
become indexed text on 57 episode pages.

Root cause is unfixed: the Whisper initial prompt in transcription.py does not
seed "Devon" as a proper noun, so new episodes will drift again. Added a test
that fails if any transcript reintroduces the misspelling.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5 <noreply@anthropic.com>

website/transcripts/episode-53-the-hospice-nurse-s-impossible-choice.txt

@@ -1,22 +1,22 @@
-LUKE: All right, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back to Luke at the Roost. It's your late night call-in radio show where you can call in and tell me about what's on your mind. Doesn't matter what it is. If you'd like to give us a call, the number here is 208-439-58-3-3. That's 208-439 Luke. If you would like to participate in the show, but you're not in your phone or for whatever reason, you're shy, or something like that, you could send us an email to submissions at lukeats the roost.com. And if we think they're good enough, we'll play them on the air. So two different ways to participate in the show here. Give us a call or send us an email, and we'll get to whatever it is that's eaten you. Today is Tuesday, April 28th. It's been a while since we did a show. I was out of town, and let's see what's going on with our intern here. Hey, Devin, Devin, welcome back to the show. I've been out of town for a while. I went down to Alpine, Texas, out there by Big Ben National Park. And I bought a house. So we're going to move the studio to Alpine, Texas. So Sayanara, New Mexico, hopefully. I mean, it takes a little while for one of these house sale-type things to go through. And there's a lot of things that can hold it up. But the plan is we're going to move the studio. to Alpine, Texas. How do you feel about the commute?
+LUKE: All right, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back to Luke at the Roost. It's your late night call-in radio show where you can call in and tell me about what's on your mind. Doesn't matter what it is. If you'd like to give us a call, the number here is 208-439-58-3-3. That's 208-439 Luke. If you would like to participate in the show, but you're not in your phone or for whatever reason, you're shy, or something like that, you could send us an email to submissions at lukeats the roost.com. And if we think they're good enough, we'll play them on the air. So two different ways to participate in the show here. Give us a call or send us an email, and we'll get to whatever it is that's eaten you. Today is Tuesday, April 28th. It's been a while since we did a show. I was out of town, and let's see what's going on with our intern here. Hey, Devon, Devon, welcome back to the show. I've been out of town for a while. I went down to Alpine, Texas, out there by Big Ben National Park. And I bought a house. So we're going to move the studio to Alpine, Texas. So Sayanara, New Mexico, hopefully. I mean, it takes a little while for one of these house sale-type things to go through. And there's a lot of things that can hold it up. But the plan is we're going to move the studio. to Alpine, Texas. How do you feel about the commute?
 
-DEVIN: Yeah? Oh, man. Alpine's like 320 miles from Deming. That's a solid five-hour drive each way in my Civic. The check engine lights been blinking at me like a Morse code warning for months now. I'd basically have to live in the car or find a place down there, which, yeah, my landlord's already talking about selling my studio anyway, so maybe it's a sign. If that makes sense.
+DEVON: Yeah? Oh, man. Alpine's like 320 miles from Deming. That's a solid five-hour drive each way in my Civic. The check engine lights been blinking at me like a Morse code warning for months now. I'd basically have to live in the car or find a place down there, which, yeah, my landlord's already talking about selling my studio anyway, so maybe it's a sign. If that makes sense.
 
 LUKE: Yeah, but I mean, it's a five-hour commute each way, and you're a dedicated intern, so it's not something that you can't withstand, right? You like doing the show. You're in for it, right?
 
-DEVIN: Yeah, I mean, I do love the show. It's the best part of my week, honestly. But 10 hours round trip every day, that's like driving to El Paso and back twice. And my Civic's already on life support. I'd end up living out of a motel or something, which I guess I've done worse, but you think we could maybe help with that?
+DEVON: Yeah, I mean, I do love the show. It's the best part of my week, honestly. But 10 hours round trip every day, that's like driving to El Paso and back twice. And my Civic's already on life support. I'd end up living out of a motel or something, which I guess I've done worse, but you think we could maybe help with that?
 
 LUKE: Define help, my friend. What do you mean by
 
-DEVIN: juzzling oil like crazy, or maybe help scouting a cheap room or motel down there. I mean, I'm in whatever it takes, but 10 hours a day behind the wheel, I basically turn into a human gas station receipt, you know?
+DEVON: juzzling oil like crazy, or maybe help scouting a cheap room or motel down there. I mean, I'm in whatever it takes, but 10 hours a day behind the wheel, I basically turn into a human gas station receipt, you know?
 
 LUKE: I know, but I mean, for the sake of the show, sometimes you have to make sacrifices. I understand that it might be difficult, but you are an unpaid intern, so gas money's not something that's going to come your way from this show. Maybe we can throw it out to the listeners, and one of them might have like an RV. V or a teepee or something out there that you can stay out. I mean, land is really cheap out in Tirlingua. You can stay out there in the desert. You're going to have to bring your own water and shit in a bucket, but I think for the show, it's worth it.
 
-DEVIN: Yeah, I get it. Sacrifices for the show. I've slept in worse than a bucket set up before. Like, that time I couch surfed in a guy's van for a month after my roommate ghosted with the rent money. Throwing it out to listeners sounds solid, though. Maybe someone's got a spare T-P or something in Tirlingua. I could look up land prices real quick if you want, see what's cheap out there. I'm down, boss. Whatever keeps Luke at the roost rolling.
+DEVON: Yeah, I get it. Sacrifices for the show. I've slept in worse than a bucket set up before. Like, that time I couch surfed in a guy's van for a month after my roommate ghosted with the rent money. Throwing it out to listeners sounds solid, though. Maybe someone's got a spare T-P or something in Tirlingua. I could look up land prices real quick if you want, see what's cheap out there. I'm down, boss. Whatever keeps Luke at the roost rolling.
 
-LUKE: That's what we like to hear. And that's why you're the intern we picked, because you'll do what it takes to make sure that we have a great show. Are you ready to have a great show tonight, Devin?
+LUKE: That's what we like to hear. And that's why you're the intern we picked, because you'll do what it takes to make sure that we have a great show. Are you ready to have a great show tonight, Devon?
 
-DEVIN: Yeah, thanks. I mean, that means a lot, boss. Totally ready. Lines are lighting up already, and I've got that thing for last week's collar pulled up in case they ring back. Let's crush it tonight.
+DEVON: Yeah, thanks. I mean, that means a lot, boss. Totally ready. Lines are lighting up already, and I've got that thing for last week's collar pulled up in case they ring back. Let's crush it tonight.
 
 LUKE: All right, let's crush it. First up on our color line here, we've got Deb. Deb, welcome to the show. Thanks for calling in. What can we help you with tonight? What's going on in your life?
 
@@ -140,9 +140,9 @@ LUKE: No, it ain't. I take no responsibility for your tears, sir. I didn't do an
 
 CALLER: You're right. You didn't do any check fraud. That's a low bar, but I appreciate you clearing it. No, but seriously, thank you. I didn't know what I needed out of this call, and I think I got it anyway.
 
-LUKE: All right, well, you know, I clear all my checks, sir. That's a rule that I like to live by. And now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for a word. from our sponsors. I'm just going to say it. Your penis isn't working. I said it. It's out there now. The word is in the air. We're all adults. Some of us are adults whose penises work, and some of us are adults who are listening very carefully right now while pretending to adjust the radio so the person in the passenger seat doesn't see their face. It's fine. It happens to, and this is the real number, roughly half of all men over 40 at some point. You're not special. You're not broken. You're not the first guy this happened to and you're not going to be the last. You're just the guy it's happening to right now and right now you have two options. Option one, do nothing. Keep staring at the ceiling. Keep blaming the altitude, the stress, the medication, the alignment of mercury, the fact that you ate dairy, none of which are the problem. Option two, sandstone. $45. literally heard everything and will not flinch. Medication that works, a box that reveals nothing, and the ability to walk into your bedroom like a man who handled his business instead of a man who's about to suggest watching another episode of something. Sandstone, I said the word. You heard the word. Now go to the website. All right. Well, Devin, Devin, you sound like a Czech fraud perpetrating motherfucker. Have you ever done any sort of financial fraud like that?
+LUKE: All right, well, you know, I clear all my checks, sir. That's a rule that I like to live by. And now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for a word. from our sponsors. I'm just going to say it. Your penis isn't working. I said it. It's out there now. The word is in the air. We're all adults. Some of us are adults whose penises work, and some of us are adults who are listening very carefully right now while pretending to adjust the radio so the person in the passenger seat doesn't see their face. It's fine. It happens to, and this is the real number, roughly half of all men over 40 at some point. You're not special. You're not broken. You're not the first guy this happened to and you're not going to be the last. You're just the guy it's happening to right now and right now you have two options. Option one, do nothing. Keep staring at the ceiling. Keep blaming the altitude, the stress, the medication, the alignment of mercury, the fact that you ate dairy, none of which are the problem. Option two, sandstone. $45. literally heard everything and will not flinch. Medication that works, a box that reveals nothing, and the ability to walk into your bedroom like a man who handled his business instead of a man who's about to suggest watching another episode of something. Sandstone, I said the word. You heard the word. Now go to the website. All right. Well, Devon, Devon, you sound like a Czech fraud perpetrating motherfucker. Have you ever done any sort of financial fraud like that?
 
-DEVIN: No, man. Never touched check fraud or anything like that. I'm way too paranoid about paper trails after my uncle got pinched for some pyramid scheme back in high school and dragged the whole family into depositions. I mean, I did once write a bad check to my ex for like 50 bucks when we were splitting a couch, but that was just straight up broke, not fraud. And I paid it back with interest for my first radio gig. Swear on my civics check engine light.
+DEVON: No, man. Never touched check fraud or anything like that. I'm way too paranoid about paper trails after my uncle got pinched for some pyramid scheme back in high school and dragged the whole family into depositions. I mean, I did once write a bad check to my ex for like 50 bucks when we were splitting a couch, but that was just straight up broke, not fraud. And I paid it back with interest for my first radio gig. Swear on my civics check engine light.
 
 LUKE: All right. Well, next up on the caller line, we've got Sheila. Sheila, welcome to the show. How can we help you tonight?
 
@@ -242,9 +242,9 @@ CALLER: The lake he used to show me, the place where the physics teacher proved
 
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+LUKE: This month's suggestion, a 400-page philosophy text you'll listen to while doing the dishes and retain nothing. Try Script-Drift free for 30 days. Use code pretentious for two months at 60% off. Script-Drift. Your goodreads profile is a lie. Is goodreads still a thing? People still use that? I don't know. I don't read. I never learned. But I remember Goodreads being like a place that tracks what books you've read and you can leave reviews and stuff. And that's how people figure out what their next book should move. I don't know. Is Goodread? Hold on. Let's ask Dev. Devon, is Goodreads still a thing?
 
-DEVIN: Yeah. Goodreads is totally still. still a thing. It's owned by Amazon, has millions of users tracking books, writing reviews, and making reading lists, sites up inactive right now.
+DEVON: Yeah. Goodreads is totally still. still a thing. It's owned by Amazon, has millions of users tracking books, writing reviews, and making reading lists, sites up inactive right now.
 
 LUKE: Oh, you know, we know. Okay. Next up on the line, we've got Renata. Renata, thanks for calling in. What's going on in your life tonight?