diff --git a/deploy_searxng.sh b/deploy_searxng.sh
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+++ b/deploy_searxng.sh
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+#!/bin/bash
+# Deploy SearXNG to the QNAP NAS (mmgnas) as Devon's always-on web-search backend.
+# Public image — no build. Ships a settings.yml that enables the JSON API and
+# disables the bot limiter so the backend can query format=json programmatically.
+set -e
+
+NAS_PORT="8001"
+NAS_USER="luke"
+NAS_HOST="${NAS_HOST:-mmgnas}"          # override with NAS_HOST=mmgnas-10g for wired
+DOCKER="/share/CACHEDEV1_DATA/.qpkg/container-station/bin/docker"
+DEPLOY_DIR="/share/CACHEDEV1_DATA/docker/searxng"
+CONTAINER="searxng"
+HOST_PORT="8888"
+IMAGE="searxng/searxng:latest"
+
+SSH="ssh -p $NAS_PORT $NAS_USER@$NAS_HOST"
+
+echo "==> Ensuring deploy dir $DEPLOY_DIR"
+$SSH "mkdir -p $DEPLOY_DIR"
+
+# Generate settings.yml only if absent (preserve secret_key across redeploys)
+if ! $SSH "test -f $DEPLOY_DIR/settings.yml"; then
+  echo "==> Writing settings.yml (first deploy)"
+  SECRET=$(openssl rand -hex 32)
+  TMP=$(mktemp)
+  cat > "$TMP" <<EOF
+use_default_settings: true
+server:
+  secret_key: "$SECRET"
+  bind_address: "0.0.0.0"
+  limiter: false
+  image_proxy: true
+search:
+  safe_search: 0
+  formats:
+    - html
+    - json
+EOF
+  scp -P "$NAS_PORT" "$TMP" "$NAS_USER@$NAS_HOST:$DEPLOY_DIR/settings.yml"
+  rm "$TMP"
+else
+  echo "==> settings.yml already present — leaving it (and its secret_key) intact"
+fi
+
+echo "==> Pulling $IMAGE"
+$SSH "$DOCKER pull $IMAGE"
+
+echo "==> (Re)starting container"
+$SSH "$DOCKER rm -f $CONTAINER 2>/dev/null || true"
+$SSH "$DOCKER run -d --name $CONTAINER --restart unless-stopped \
+  -p $HOST_PORT:8080 \
+  -v $DEPLOY_DIR:/etc/searxng \
+  -e SEARXNG_BASE_URL=http://$NAS_HOST:$HOST_PORT/ \
+  $IMAGE"
+
+echo "==> Verifying"
+sleep 6
+$SSH "$DOCKER ps --filter name=$CONTAINER --format '{{.Status}}'"
+$SSH "$DOCKER logs $CONTAINER 2>&1 | tail -15"
diff --git a/download_music.py b/download_music.py
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+++ b/download_music.py
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+"""Download vocal-free background music from Jamendo (CC-licensed).
+
+Targets late-night talk-radio vibe + hip-hop. Skips tracks shorter than 60s,
+dedupes against existing files in music/, and appends CREDITS.txt entries.
+
+Usage:
+    python download_music.py            # 100 tracks across all buckets
+    python download_music.py --count 30 # smaller batch
+    python download_music.py --dry-run  # show what would be downloaded
+"""
+
+import argparse
+import os
+import re
+import sys
+import time
+from pathlib import Path
+from urllib.request import urlopen, Request
+from urllib.parse import urlencode
+
+from dotenv import load_dotenv
+
+load_dotenv()
+
+CLIENT_ID = os.getenv("JAMENDO_CLIENT_ID")
+if not CLIENT_ID:
+    print("ERROR: JAMENDO_CLIENT_ID not set in .env", file=sys.stderr)
+    sys.exit(1)
+
+MUSIC_DIR = Path(__file__).parent / "music"
+CREDITS_FILE = MUSIC_DIR / "CREDITS.txt"
+
+# (tag_query, genre_label, target_count) — hip-hop weighted heaviest per user pref
+BUCKETS = [
+    ("hiphop+instrumental", "Hip-Hop",  40),
+    ("jazz",                "Jazz",     20),
+    ("lofi",                "Lo-Fi",    15),
+    ("funk",                "Funk",     15),
+    ("soul",                "Soul",     10),
+]
+
+# Filenames already on disk — skip duplicates by (artist, title) signature
+def _existing_signatures() -> set[str]:
+    sigs = set()
+    for f in MUSIC_DIR.glob("*.mp3"):
+        # "Artist - Title [Genre].mp3" or "Artist - Title.mp3"
+        stem = f.stem
+        stem = re.sub(r"\s*\[[^\]]+\]\s*$", "", stem)
+        sigs.add(stem.lower().strip())
+    for f in MUSIC_DIR.glob("*.wav"):
+        sigs.add(f.stem.lower().strip())
+    return sigs
+
+
+def _sanitize(s: str) -> str:
+    s = s.replace("/", "-").replace("\\", "-")
+    s = re.sub(r'[<>:"|?*]', "", s)
+    return s.strip()
+
+
+def _fetch_jamendo_page(tag_query: str, offset: int, limit: int = 50) -> list[dict]:
+    params = {
+        "client_id": CLIENT_ID,
+        "format": "json",
+        "limit": limit,
+        "offset": offset,
+        "vocalinstrumental": "instrumental",
+        "fuzzytags": tag_query,
+        "audioformat": "mp32",
+        "include": "musicinfo+licenses",
+        "audiodlallowed": "true",
+        "ccnd": "true",      # allow non-derivative (we won't modify)
+        "order": "popularity_total",
+    }
+    url = "https://api.jamendo.com/v3.0/tracks/?" + urlencode(params)
+    with urlopen(Request(url, headers={"User-Agent": "ai-podcast-music-fetcher/1.0"}), timeout=30) as r:
+        import json
+        data = json.load(r)
+    if data.get("headers", {}).get("status") != "success":
+        print(f"  API error: {data.get('headers', {}).get('error_message')}")
+        return []
+    return data.get("results", [])
+
+
+def _download(url: str, dest: Path) -> bool:
+    try:
+        req = Request(url, headers={"User-Agent": "ai-podcast-music-fetcher/1.0"})
+        with urlopen(req, timeout=120) as r, open(dest, "wb") as out:
+            while True:
+                chunk = r.read(64 * 1024)
+                if not chunk:
+                    break
+                out.write(chunk)
+        return True
+    except Exception as e:
+        print(f"  download failed: {e}")
+        if dest.exists():
+            dest.unlink()
+        return False
+
+
+def fetch_bucket(tag_query: str, genre_label: str, target: int, existing: set[str], dry_run: bool) -> list[tuple[Path, dict]]:
+    """Returns list of (path, track_info) successfully downloaded."""
+    print(f"\n=== {genre_label} (target {target}) ===")
+    downloaded: list[tuple[Path, dict]] = []
+    offset = 0
+    seen_ids = set()
+    while len(downloaded) < target and offset < 500:  # cap pagination
+        page = _fetch_jamendo_page(tag_query, offset)
+        if not page:
+            break
+        offset += len(page)
+        for track in page:
+            if len(downloaded) >= target:
+                break
+            tid = track.get("id")
+            if tid in seen_ids:
+                continue
+            seen_ids.add(tid)
+
+            if track.get("duration", 0) < 60:
+                continue
+            if not track.get("audiodownload_allowed"):
+                continue
+
+            artist = _sanitize(track.get("artist_name", "Unknown"))
+            name   = _sanitize(track.get("name", "Untitled"))
+            sig = f"{artist} - {name}".lower().strip()
+            if sig in existing:
+                continue
+
+            filename = f"{artist} - {name} [{genre_label}].mp3"
+            dest = MUSIC_DIR / filename
+
+            audio_url = track.get("audiodownload") or track.get("audio")
+            if not audio_url:
+                continue
+
+            if dry_run:
+                print(f"  [DRY] {filename}  ({track.get('duration')}s)")
+                downloaded.append((dest, track))
+                existing.add(sig)
+                continue
+
+            print(f"  ↓ {filename}  ({track.get('duration')}s)")
+            if _download(audio_url, dest):
+                downloaded.append((dest, track))
+                existing.add(sig)
+                time.sleep(0.5)  # be polite
+        if len(page) < 50:
+            break
+    return downloaded
+
+
+def append_credits(entries: list[tuple[Path, dict]]):
+    if not entries:
+        return
+    with open(CREDITS_FILE, "a") as f:
+        f.write(f"\n# Added {time.strftime('%Y-%m-%d')} — vocal-free batch via Jamendo API\n")
+        for dest, track in entries:
+            license_url = track.get("license_ccurl", "")
+            share_url = track.get("shareurl", "")
+            artist = track.get("artist_name", "")
+            name = track.get("name", "")
+            f.write(f"{dest.name} | {artist} - {name} | {license_url} | {share_url}\n")
+
+
+def main():
+    ap = argparse.ArgumentParser()
+    ap.add_argument("--count", type=int, default=100, help="Total tracks (default 100)")
+    ap.add_argument("--dry-run", action="store_true")
+    args = ap.parse_args()
+
+    MUSIC_DIR.mkdir(exist_ok=True)
+    existing = _existing_signatures()
+    print(f"Existing tracks: {len(existing)}")
+
+    # Scale bucket targets proportionally to --count
+    scale = args.count / sum(b[2] for b in BUCKETS)
+    all_new: list[tuple[Path, dict]] = []
+    for tag, label, weight in BUCKETS:
+        target = max(1, round(weight * scale))
+        all_new.extend(fetch_bucket(tag, label, target, existing, args.dry_run))
+
+    print(f"\n=== Done. {len(all_new)} new tracks {'planned' if args.dry_run else 'downloaded'}. ===")
+    if not args.dry_run:
+        append_credits(all_new)
+        print(f"CREDITS.txt updated.")
+
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    main()
diff --git a/generate_milestone_images.py b/generate_milestone_images.py
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+++ b/generate_milestone_images.py
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+#!/usr/bin/env python3
+"""Generate 1000 downloads milestone images using Nano Banana 2 (Gemini Flash Image)."""
+
+import os
+from pathlib import Path
+from google import genai
+from google.genai import types
+
+# Load .env manually
+env_path = Path(__file__).parent / ".env"
+if env_path.exists():
+    for line in env_path.read_text().splitlines():
+        line = line.strip()
+        if line and not line.startswith("#") and "=" in line:
+            key, _, value = line.partition("=")
+            os.environ.setdefault(key.strip(), value.strip())
+
+client = genai.Client(api_key=os.getenv("GOOGLE_API_KEY"))
+MODEL = "gemini-3.1-flash-image-preview"
+OUTPUT_DIR = Path("social_posts/1000_milestone")
+OUTPUT_DIR.mkdir(parents=True, exist_ok=True)
+
+
+def generate_image(prompt: str, filename: str, aspect_ratio: str = "1:1"):
+    print(f"Generating {filename}...")
+    response = client.models.generate_content(
+        model=MODEL,
+        contents=[prompt],
+        config=types.GenerateContentConfig(
+            response_modalities=["TEXT", "IMAGE"],
+            image_config=types.ImageConfig(
+                aspect_ratio=aspect_ratio,
+                image_size="2K",
+            ),
+        ),
+    )
+    for part in response.parts:
+        if part.inline_data is not None:
+            image = part.as_image()
+            path = OUTPUT_DIR / filename
+            image.save(str(path))
+            print(f"  Saved: {path}")
+            return
+    print(f"  WARNING: No image generated for {filename}")
+
+
+STYLE_BASE = (
+    "Professional podcast promotional graphic. Dark navy/black background with subtle "
+    "warm amber and gold accent lighting, evoking a late-night radio studio atmosphere. "
+    "Clean modern typography. No photorealistic people. Subtle microphone and radio wave "
+    "design elements. Polished, minimal, high contrast."
+)
+
+images = [
+    {
+        "filename": "main_milestone_square.png",
+        "aspect_ratio": "1:1",
+        "prompt": (
+            f"{STYLE_BASE} "
+            "Large bold glowing text '1,000' as the hero element in the center, with "
+            "'DOWNLOADS' directly below it in a thinner font. Below that in smaller text: "
+            "'27 episodes · 200+ callers · 1 month'. "
+            "At the top: 'LUKE AT THE ROOST' in elegant lettering. "
+            "Subtle golden microphone icon above the title. "
+            "At the bottom: 'lukeattheroost.com' in small clean text. "
+            "The overall feel is celebratory but classy, like a late-night milestone announcement."
+        ),
+    },
+    {
+        "filename": "main_milestone_twitter.png",
+        "aspect_ratio": "16:9",
+        "prompt": (
+            f"{STYLE_BASE} "
+            "Wide banner format. Left side has 'LUKE AT THE ROOST' title with a subtle "
+            "microphone graphic. Right side has large bold glowing '1,000 DOWNLOADS' text "
+            "with '27 episodes · 200+ callers · 1 month' below. "
+            "Warm amber glow connecting the two sides. "
+            "Bottom right corner: 'lukeattheroost.com'. "
+            "Designed as a Twitter/X post image."
+        ),
+    },
+    {
+        "filename": "carousel_1_downloads.png",
+        "aspect_ratio": "1:1",
+        "prompt": (
+            f"{STYLE_BASE} "
+            "Instagram carousel slide 1. Giant bold text '1,000' taking up most of the frame, "
+            "with 'DOWNLOADS' below. Subtle radio wave ripples emanating from the numbers. "
+            "'LUKE AT THE ROOST' at the top in small elegant text. "
+            "Small '1/5' page indicator dots at the bottom."
+        ),
+    },
+    {
+        "filename": "carousel_2_episodes.png",
+        "aspect_ratio": "1:1",
+        "prompt": (
+            f"{STYLE_BASE} "
+            "Instagram carousel slide 2. Large bold text '27' in the center with "
+            "'EPISODES' below. A subtle audio waveform timeline graphic running horizontally "
+            "behind the number. 'LUKE AT THE ROOST' at the top in small elegant text. "
+            "Small '2/5' page indicator dots at the bottom."
+        ),
+    },
+    {
+        "filename": "carousel_3_callers.png",
+        "aspect_ratio": "1:1",
+        "prompt": (
+            f"{STYLE_BASE} "
+            "Instagram carousel slide 3. Large bold text '200+' in the center with "
+            "'CALLERS' below. Subtle vintage telephone handset icon above the number. "
+            "'LUKE AT THE ROOST' at the top in small elegant text. "
+            "Small '3/5' page indicator dots at the bottom."
+        ),
+    },
+    {
+        "filename": "carousel_4_regulars.png",
+        "aspect_ratio": "1:1",
+        "prompt": (
+            f"{STYLE_BASE} "
+            "Instagram carousel slide 4. Large bold text '13' in the center with "
+            "'RETURNING REGULARS' below. Subtle connected dots/nodes graphic suggesting "
+            "a network of recurring characters. "
+            "'LUKE AT THE ROOST' at the top in small elegant text. "
+            "Small '4/5' page indicator dots at the bottom."
+        ),
+    },
+    {
+        "filename": "carousel_5_thankyou.png",
+        "aspect_ratio": "1:1",
+        "prompt": (
+            f"{STYLE_BASE} "
+            "Instagram carousel slide 5. Warm, heartfelt tone. Large elegant text "
+            "'THANK YOU' in the center with a soft golden glow. Below: "
+            "'lukeattheroost.com' and '208-439-LUKE' in clean small text. "
+            "'LUKE AT THE ROOST' at the top in small elegant text. "
+            "Small '5/5' page indicator dots at the bottom. "
+            "Slightly warmer color temperature than the other slides to feel like a closing moment."
+        ),
+    },
+]
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    for img in images:
+        try:
+            generate_image(img["prompt"], img["filename"], img["aspect_ratio"])
+        except Exception as e:
+            print(f"  ERROR generating {img['filename']}: {e}")
+    print(f"\nDone! Images saved to {OUTPUT_DIR}/")
diff --git a/make_x_launch_assets.py b/make_x_launch_assets.py
new file mode 100644
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+++ b/make_x_launch_assets.py
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+#!/usr/bin/env python3
+"""Generate all visual assets for the X/Twitter launch campaign.
+
+Creates:
+  1. X header image (1500x500)
+  2. 7 branded quote cards (1080x1080 + 1200x675)
+  3. "Welcome to the show" intro graphic
+  4. "Leave us a review" graphic
+
+Usage:
+    python make_x_launch_assets.py
+"""
+
+import os
+from PIL import Image, ImageDraw, ImageFont
+
+SCRIPT_DIR = os.path.dirname(os.path.abspath(__file__))
+COVER = os.path.join(SCRIPT_DIR, "website/images/cover.png")
+OUT_DIR = os.path.join(SCRIPT_DIR, "social_posts/x_launch")
+
+# Brand colors
+BG = (18, 13, 7)
+ACCENT = (232, 121, 29)
+WHITE = (255, 255, 255)
+MUTED = (175, 165, 150)
+LIGHTER = (220, 215, 205)
+DARK_PANEL = (30, 22, 12)
+ACCENT_DIM = (140, 75, 18)
+
+# macOS system fonts
+FONT_BLACK = "/System/Library/Fonts/Supplemental/Arial Black.ttf"
+FONT_BOLD = "/System/Library/Fonts/Supplemental/Arial Bold.ttf"
+FONT_REG = "/System/Library/Fonts/Supplemental/Arial.ttf"
+FONT_ITALIC = "/System/Library/Fonts/Supplemental/Arial Italic.ttf"
+
+
+def font(path, size):
+    return ImageFont.truetype(path, size)
+
+
+def text_size(draw, text, f):
+    bb = draw.textbbox((0, 0), text, font=f)
+    return bb[2] - bb[0], bb[3] - bb[1]
+
+
+def paste_cover(img, x, y, size, radius=16):
+    cover = Image.open(COVER).resize((size, size), Image.LANCZOS)
+    mask = Image.new("L", (size, size), 0)
+    ImageDraw.Draw(mask).rounded_rectangle([0, 0, size, size], radius=radius, fill=255)
+    img.paste(cover, (x, y), mask)
+
+
+def wrap_text_centered(draw, text, center_x, y, max_w, f, fill, line_gap=10):
+    """Word-wrap text, centered on each line. Returns y below last line."""
+    words = text.split()
+    lines = []
+    cur = ""
+    for word in words:
+        test = f"{cur} {word}".strip()
+        tw, _ = text_size(draw, test, f)
+        if tw > max_w and cur:
+            lines.append(cur)
+            cur = word
+        else:
+            cur = test
+    if cur:
+        lines.append(cur)
+
+    for line in lines:
+        tw, th = text_size(draw, line, f)
+        draw.text((center_x - tw // 2, y), line, font=f, fill=fill)
+        y += th + line_gap
+    return y
+
+
+def wrap_text_left(draw, text, x, y, max_w, f, fill, line_gap=10):
+    """Word-wrap text, left-aligned. Returns y below last line."""
+    words = text.split()
+    lines = []
+    cur = ""
+    for word in words:
+        test = f"{cur} {word}".strip()
+        tw, _ = text_size(draw, test, f)
+        if tw > max_w and cur:
+            lines.append(cur)
+            cur = word
+        else:
+            cur = test
+    if cur:
+        lines.append(cur)
+
+    for line in lines:
+        _, th = text_size(draw, line, f)
+        draw.text((x, y), line, font=f, fill=fill)
+        y += th + line_gap
+    return y
+
+
+def measure_wrap_height(draw, text, max_w, f, line_gap=10):
+    """Measure how tall wrapped text would be without drawing."""
+    words = text.split()
+    lines = []
+    cur = ""
+    for word in words:
+        test = f"{cur} {word}".strip()
+        tw, _ = text_size(draw, test, f)
+        if tw > max_w and cur:
+            lines.append(cur)
+            cur = word
+        else:
+            cur = test
+    if cur:
+        lines.append(cur)
+    total = 0
+    for line in lines:
+        _, th = text_size(draw, line, f)
+        total += th + line_gap
+    return total
+
+
+def accent_bars(draw, w, h, thickness):
+    draw.rectangle([0, 0, w, thickness], fill=ACCENT)
+    draw.rectangle([0, h - thickness, w, h], fill=ACCENT)
+
+
+def center_text(draw, text, y, canvas_w, f, fill):
+    tw, th = text_size(draw, text, f)
+    draw.text(((canvas_w - tw) // 2, y), text, font=f, fill=fill)
+    return y + th
+
+
+# ── 1. X HEADER (1500x500) ──────────────────────────────────────────
+
+def make_header():
+    W, H = 1500, 500
+    img = Image.new("RGB", (W, H), BG)
+    draw = ImageDraw.Draw(img)
+
+    # Amber accent bars
+    accent_bars(draw, W, H, 6)
+
+    # Subtle amber glow on left
+    for i in range(200):
+        alpha = int(18 * (1 - i / 200))
+        draw.rectangle([0, 0, i, H], fill=(18 + alpha, 13 + alpha // 2, 7))
+
+    # Cover art — right side
+    cover_size = 340
+    cover_x = W - cover_size - 60
+    cover_y = (H - cover_size) // 2
+    paste_cover(img, cover_x, cover_y, cover_size, 20)
+
+    # Left side content
+    mx = 80
+    cy = 100
+
+    # Show name
+    draw.text((mx, cy), "LUKE AT THE ROOST", font=font(FONT_BLACK, 72), fill=WHITE)
+    cy += 90
+
+    # Tagline
+    draw.text((mx, cy), "Late-Night Call-In Radio", font=font(FONT_REG, 36), fill=ACCENT)
+    cy += 50
+    draw.text((mx, cy), "Powered by AI", font=font(FONT_BOLD, 30), fill=MUTED)
+    cy += 55
+
+    # Divider line
+    draw.rectangle([mx, cy, mx + 400, cy + 3], fill=ACCENT)
+    cy += 20
+
+    # Info line
+    draw.text((mx, cy), "New episodes daily  |  lukeattheroost.com",
+              font=font(FONT_REG, 24), fill=MUTED)
+
+    img.save(os.path.join(OUT_DIR, "x_header_1500x500.png"), quality=95)
+    print("Created: x_header_1500x500.png")
+
+
+# ── 2. QUOTE CARDS ──────────────────────────────────────────────────
+
+QUOTES = [
+    {
+        "quote": "Everybody is a fake. We're all fakes. Nobody knows what's going on and none of us deserve a goddamn thing. We're lucky to be here at all.",
+        "caller": "Luke",
+        "episode": "Ep. 2",
+        "slug": "were_all_fakes",
+    },
+    {
+        "quote": "When my hands are busy, my head is quiet.",
+        "caller": "Frank",
+        "episode": "Ep. 12",
+        "context": "on building bird houses after losing his wife",
+        "slug": "hands_busy_head_quiet",
+    },
+    {
+        "quote": "I've been using stoicism backwards\u2014as an excuse not to try instead of finding peace after I've actually done something. That's not stoicism, that's just being a coward with a fancy excuse.",
+        "caller": "Caller",
+        "episode": "Ep. 19",
+        "slug": "stoicism_backwards",
+    },
+    {
+        "quote": "You're right. I am a computer-generated AI caller. And you're sitting there alone talking to me at midnight like it's a real conversation.",
+        "caller": "AI Caller",
+        "episode": "Ep. 24",
+        "slug": "ai_caller_reveal",
+    },
+    {
+        "quote": "I burned my second marriage to the ground doing exactly what you're doing. My ex-wife didn't leave because I wasn't making money\u2014she left because I wasn't there.",
+        "caller": "Mikey",
+        "episode": "Ep. 22",
+        "slug": "burned_my_marriage",
+    },
+    {
+        "quote": "My mom said all she wants is to see her kids eat cake together. That's it. Just cake.",
+        "caller": "Caller",
+        "episode": "Ep. 30",
+        "context": "on a dying mother's final wish",
+        "slug": "just_eat_cake",
+    },
+    {
+        "quote": "I told my sister I had prostate cancer to get out of her fourth wedding. Now there's been a GoFundMe, a pancake breakfast fundraiser, and my cousin shaved his head for me.",
+        "caller": "Caller",
+        "episode": "Ep. 32",
+        "slug": "faked_cancer_wedding",
+    },
+]
+
+
+def make_quote_square(q, idx):
+    W = 1080
+    img = Image.new("RGB", (W, W), BG)
+    draw = ImageDraw.Draw(img)
+    accent_bars(draw, W, W, 6)
+
+    mx = 70
+    max_w = W - mx * 2
+
+    # Header bar
+    draw.text((mx, 40), "LUKE AT THE ROOST", font=font(FONT_BOLD, 22), fill=ACCENT)
+    paste_cover(img, W - 120, 30, 70, 10)
+
+    # Font size — aggressive scaling for short quotes
+    quote_len = len(q["quote"])
+    if quote_len < 55:
+        qfont_size = 72
+    elif quote_len < 100:
+        qfont_size = 56
+    elif quote_len < 150:
+        qfont_size = 44
+    else:
+        qfont_size = 38
+    qfont = font(FONT_BOLD, qfont_size)
+    line_gap = 16
+
+    # Measure total content block height to center it
+    open_quote_h = 80
+    quote_gap = 20
+    quote_h = measure_wrap_height(draw, q["quote"], max_w, qfont, line_gap=line_gap)
+    close_quote_h = 78  # glyph + attribution inline
+    attr_gap = 0
+    divider_h = 0
+    attr_h = 0
+    context_h = 35 if "context" in q else 0
+
+    total_h = open_quote_h + quote_gap + quote_h + close_quote_h + attr_gap + divider_h + attr_h + context_h
+
+    # Center between header (y=90) and footer (y=W-70)
+    avail_top = 100
+    avail_bottom = W - 80
+    avail_h = avail_bottom - avail_top
+    y = avail_top + (avail_h - total_h) // 2
+
+    # Opening quote mark
+    draw.text((mx - 15, y), "\u201c", font=font(FONT_BLACK, 100), fill=ACCENT_DIM)
+    y += open_quote_h + quote_gap
+
+    # Quote text
+    y = wrap_text_left(draw, q["quote"], mx, y, max_w, qfont, WHITE, line_gap=line_gap)
+
+    # Closing quote mark + attribution
+    close_y = y + 8
+    draw.text((mx - 15, close_y), "\u201d", font=font(FONT_BLACK, 80), fill=ACCENT_DIM)
+    attr = f"\u2014 {q['caller']}, {q['episode']}"
+    draw.text((mx + 70, close_y + 25), attr, font=font(FONT_BOLD, 28), fill=ACCENT)
+    y = close_y + 70
+
+    if "context" in q:
+        draw.text((mx, y), q["context"], font=font(FONT_ITALIC, 24), fill=MUTED)
+
+    # Footer
+    footer_y = W - 70
+    center_text(draw, "lukeattheroost.com  \u00b7  Spotify  \u00b7  Apple Podcasts  \u00b7  YouTube",
+                footer_y, W, font(FONT_REG, 20), MUTED)
+
+    fname = f"quote_{idx + 1}_{q['slug']}_square.png"
+    img.save(os.path.join(OUT_DIR, fname), quality=95)
+    print(f"Created: {fname}")
+
+
+def make_quote_landscape(q, idx):
+    W, H = 1200, 675
+    img = Image.new("RGB", (W, H), BG)
+    draw = ImageDraw.Draw(img)
+    accent_bars(draw, W, H, 5)
+
+    mx = 55
+    max_w = W - mx * 2
+
+    # Header
+    draw.text((mx, 28), "LUKE AT THE ROOST", font=font(FONT_BOLD, 18), fill=ACCENT)
+    paste_cover(img, W - 90, 22, 52, 8)
+
+    # Font size — aggressive scaling for short quotes
+    quote_len = len(q["quote"])
+    if quote_len < 55:
+        qfont_size = 52
+    elif quote_len < 100:
+        qfont_size = 42
+    elif quote_len < 150:
+        qfont_size = 34
+    else:
+        qfont_size = 28
+    qfont = font(FONT_BOLD, qfont_size)
+
+    # Measure total content block height
+    open_quote_h = 55
+    quote_gap = 15
+    quote_h = measure_wrap_height(draw, q["quote"], max_w, qfont, line_gap=10)
+    close_quote_h = 60  # glyph + attribution inline
+    attr_gap = 0
+    divider_h = 0
+    attr_h = 0
+    context_h = 30 if "context" in q else 0
+
+    total_h = open_quote_h + quote_gap + quote_h + close_quote_h + attr_gap + divider_h + attr_h + context_h
+
+    # Center between header (y=65) and footer (y=H-50)
+    avail_top = 65
+    avail_bottom = H - 55
+    avail_h = avail_bottom - avail_top
+    y = avail_top + (avail_h - total_h) // 2
+
+    # Opening quote mark
+    draw.text((mx - 10, y), "\u201c", font=font(FONT_BLACK, 72), fill=ACCENT_DIM)
+    y += open_quote_h + quote_gap
+
+    # Quote text
+    y = wrap_text_left(draw, q["quote"], mx, y, max_w, qfont, WHITE, line_gap=10)
+
+    # Closing quote + attribution
+    close_y = y + 5
+    draw.text((mx - 10, close_y), "\u201d", font=font(FONT_BLACK, 60), fill=ACCENT_DIM)
+    attr = f"\u2014 {q['caller']}, {q['episode']}"
+    draw.text((mx + 55, close_y + 18), attr, font=font(FONT_BOLD, 22), fill=ACCENT)
+    y = close_y + 55
+
+    if "context" in q:
+        draw.text((mx, y), q["context"], font=font(FONT_ITALIC, 19), fill=MUTED)
+
+    # Footer
+    footer_y = H - 50
+    center_text(draw, "lukeattheroost.com  \u00b7  Spotify  \u00b7  Apple Podcasts  \u00b7  YouTube",
+                footer_y, W, font(FONT_REG, 17), MUTED)
+
+    fname = f"quote_{idx + 1}_{q['slug']}_twitter.png"
+    img.save(os.path.join(OUT_DIR, fname), quality=95)
+    print(f"Created: {fname}")
+
+
+# ── 3. WELCOME TO THE SHOW ──────────────────────────────────────────
+
+def make_welcome_square():
+    W = 1080
+    img = Image.new("RGB", (W, W), BG)
+    draw = ImageDraw.Draw(img)
+    accent_bars(draw, W, W, 8)
+
+    cx = W // 2
+
+    # Cover art — centered, large
+    cover_size = 280
+    paste_cover(img, cx - cover_size // 2, 60, cover_size, 24)
+
+    y = 60 + cover_size + 40
+
+    # Title
+    y = wrap_text_centered(draw, "WELCOME TO THE SHOW", cx, y, W - 120,
+                           font(FONT_BLACK, 64), WHITE, line_gap=12)
+    y += 20
+
+    # Divider
+    draw.rectangle([cx - 60, y, cx + 60, y + 4], fill=ACCENT)
+    y += 30
+
+    # Description
+    desc = "Late-night call-in radio powered entirely by AI. Real conversations with AI callers about life, love, and everything in between."
+    y = wrap_text_centered(draw, desc, cx, y, W - 140,
+                           font(FONT_REG, 30), LIGHTER, line_gap=12)
+    y += 30
+
+    # Features
+    features = [
+        "New episodes daily",
+        "AI-generated callers with real personalities",
+        "Unscripted. Unfiltered. Unpredictable.",
+    ]
+    for feat in features:
+        line = f"\u2022  {feat}"
+        tw, th = text_size(draw, line, font(FONT_REG, 26))
+        draw.text((cx - tw // 2, y), line, font=font(FONT_REG, 26), fill=MUTED)
+        y += th + 14
+
+    y += 20
+
+    # CTA
+    cta = "FOLLOW @LUKEATTHEROOST"
+    cta_font = font(FONT_BOLD, 32)
+    tw, th = text_size(draw, cta, cta_font)
+    px, py = 28, 16
+    box_w = tw + px * 2
+    box_h = th + py * 2
+    box_x = cx - box_w // 2
+    draw.rounded_rectangle([box_x, y, box_x + box_w, y + box_h],
+                           radius=10, fill=ACCENT)
+    draw.text((box_x + px, y + py), cta, font=cta_font, fill=BG)
+
+    y += box_h + 24
+
+    # Footer
+    center_text(draw, "lukeattheroost.com", y, W, font(FONT_REG, 22), MUTED)
+
+    img.save(os.path.join(OUT_DIR, "welcome_to_the_show_square.png"), quality=95)
+    print("Created: welcome_to_the_show_square.png")
+
+
+def make_welcome_landscape():
+    W, H = 1200, 675
+    img = Image.new("RGB", (W, H), BG)
+    draw = ImageDraw.Draw(img)
+    accent_bars(draw, W, H, 6)
+
+    # Cover art — left side
+    cover_size = 260
+    cover_x, cover_y = 50, (H - cover_size) // 2
+    paste_cover(img, cover_x, cover_y, cover_size, 20)
+
+    # Right side content
+    rx = cover_x + cover_size + 50
+    max_w = W - rx - 50
+    y = 60
+
+    # Title
+    y = wrap_text_left(draw, "WELCOME TO THE SHOW", rx, y, max_w,
+                       font(FONT_BLACK, 48), WHITE, line_gap=10)
+    y += 16
+
+    # Divider
+    draw.rectangle([rx, y, rx + 80, y + 3], fill=ACCENT)
+    y += 20
+
+    # Description
+    desc = "Late-night call-in radio powered entirely by AI. Real conversations with AI callers about life, love, and everything in between."
+    y = wrap_text_left(draw, desc, rx, y, max_w,
+                       font(FONT_REG, 22), LIGHTER, line_gap=10)
+    y += 20
+
+    # Features
+    features = [
+        "New episodes daily",
+        "AI callers with real personalities",
+        "Unscripted. Unfiltered. Unpredictable.",
+    ]
+    for feat in features:
+        line = f"\u2022  {feat}"
+        draw.text((rx, y), line, font=font(FONT_REG, 20), fill=MUTED)
+        y += 32
+
+    y += 10
+
+    # CTA
+    cta = "FOLLOW @LUKEATTHEROOST"
+    cta_font = font(FONT_BOLD, 24)
+    tw, th = text_size(draw, cta, cta_font)
+    px, py = 22, 12
+    draw.rounded_rectangle([rx, y, rx + tw + px * 2, y + th + py * 2],
+                           radius=8, fill=ACCENT)
+    draw.text((rx + px, y + py), cta, font=cta_font, fill=BG)
+
+    # Footer
+    center_text(draw, "lukeattheroost.com  \u00b7  Spotify  \u00b7  Apple Podcasts  \u00b7  YouTube",
+                H - 45, W, font(FONT_REG, 17), MUTED)
+
+    img.save(os.path.join(OUT_DIR, "welcome_to_the_show_twitter.png"), quality=95)
+    print("Created: welcome_to_the_show_twitter.png")
+
+
+# ── 4. LEAVE US A REVIEW ────────────────────────────────────────────
+
+def make_review_square():
+    W = 1080
+    img = Image.new("RGB", (W, W), BG)
+    draw = ImageDraw.Draw(img)
+    accent_bars(draw, W, W, 8)
+
+    cx = W // 2
+
+    # Cover art
+    cover_size = 200
+    paste_cover(img, cx - cover_size // 2, 55, cover_size, 20)
+    y = 55 + cover_size + 35
+
+    # Title
+    y = wrap_text_centered(draw, "LOVE THE SHOW?", cx, y, W - 120,
+                           font(FONT_BLACK, 64), WHITE, line_gap=12)
+    y += 10
+    y = wrap_text_centered(draw, "LEAVE US A REVIEW", cx, y, W - 120,
+                           font(FONT_BLACK, 64), ACCENT, line_gap=12)
+    y += 30
+
+    # Divider
+    draw.rectangle([cx - 50, y, cx + 50, y + 3], fill=ACCENT)
+    y += 30
+
+    # Body text
+    body = "Reviews help new listeners find the show. If Luke at the Roost has made you laugh, think, or question your life choices\u2014take 30 seconds to leave a rating."
+    y = wrap_text_centered(draw, body, cx, y, W - 140,
+                           font(FONT_REG, 28), LIGHTER, line_gap=12)
+    y += 35
+
+    # Stars
+    stars = "\u2605 \u2605 \u2605 \u2605 \u2605"
+    center_text(draw, stars, y, W, font(FONT_REG, 52), ACCENT)
+    y += 70
+
+    # Platforms
+    platforms = ["Apple Podcasts", "Spotify", "YouTube", "Podchaser"]
+    for plat in platforms:
+        tw, th = text_size(draw, plat, font(FONT_BOLD, 26))
+        px, py = 30, 12
+        box_w = tw + px * 2
+        box_x = cx - box_w // 2
+        draw.rounded_rectangle(
+            [box_x, y, box_x + box_w, y + th + py * 2],
+            radius=8, fill=DARK_PANEL, outline=ACCENT_DIM, width=2,
+        )
+        draw.text((box_x + px, y + py), plat, font=font(FONT_BOLD, 26), fill=LIGHTER)
+        y += th + py * 2 + 12
+
+    # Footer
+    center_text(draw, "lukeattheroost.com", W - 65, W, font(FONT_REG, 20), MUTED)
+
+    img.save(os.path.join(OUT_DIR, "leave_a_review_square.png"), quality=95)
+    print("Created: leave_a_review_square.png")
+
+
+def make_review_landscape():
+    W, H = 1200, 675
+    img = Image.new("RGB", (W, H), BG)
+    draw = ImageDraw.Draw(img)
+    accent_bars(draw, W, H, 6)
+
+    # Cover art — left
+    cover_size = 200
+    cover_x, cover_y = 50, (H - cover_size) // 2
+    paste_cover(img, cover_x, cover_y, cover_size, 16)
+
+    # Right content
+    rx = cover_x + cover_size + 50
+    max_w = W - rx - 50
+    y = 50
+
+    # Title
+    y = wrap_text_left(draw, "LOVE THE SHOW?", rx, y, max_w,
+                       font(FONT_BLACK, 48), WHITE, line_gap=8)
+    y += 6
+    y = wrap_text_left(draw, "LEAVE US A REVIEW", rx, y, max_w,
+                       font(FONT_BLACK, 48), ACCENT, line_gap=8)
+    y += 16
+
+    # Stars
+    stars = "\u2605 \u2605 \u2605 \u2605 \u2605"
+    draw.text((rx, y), stars, font=font(FONT_REG, 40), fill=ACCENT)
+    y += 55
+
+    # Body
+    body = "Reviews help new listeners find the show. Take 30 seconds to leave a rating\u2014it makes a huge difference."
+    y = wrap_text_left(draw, body, rx, y, max_w,
+                       font(FONT_REG, 22), LIGHTER, line_gap=10)
+    y += 25
+
+    # Platform pills — inline
+    platforms = ["Apple Podcasts", "Spotify", "YouTube", "Podchaser"]
+    pill_x = rx
+    pill_font = font(FONT_BOLD, 19)
+    for plat in platforms:
+        tw, th = text_size(draw, plat, pill_font)
+        px, py = 16, 8
+        pill_w = tw + px * 2
+        if pill_x + pill_w > W - 50:
+            pill_x = rx
+            y += th + py * 2 + 10
+        draw.rounded_rectangle(
+            [pill_x, y, pill_x + pill_w, y + th + py * 2],
+            radius=6, fill=DARK_PANEL, outline=ACCENT_DIM, width=2,
+        )
+        draw.text((pill_x + px, y + py), plat, font=pill_font, fill=LIGHTER)
+        pill_x += pill_w + 10
+
+    # Footer
+    center_text(draw, "lukeattheroost.com", H - 40, W, font(FONT_REG, 17), MUTED)
+
+    img.save(os.path.join(OUT_DIR, "leave_a_review_twitter.png"), quality=95)
+    print("Created: leave_a_review_twitter.png")
+
+
+# ── MAIN ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+
+def main():
+    os.makedirs(OUT_DIR, exist_ok=True)
+
+    print("\n=== X Launch Campaign Assets ===\n")
+
+    print("--- Header ---")
+    make_header()
+
+    print("\n--- Quote Cards ---")
+    for i, q in enumerate(QUOTES):
+        make_quote_square(q, i)
+        make_quote_landscape(q, i)
+
+    print("\n--- Welcome to the Show ---")
+    make_welcome_square()
+    make_welcome_landscape()
+
+    print("\n--- Leave a Review ---")
+    make_review_square()
+    make_review_landscape()
+
+    print(f"\nAll assets saved to: {OUT_DIR}/")
+    print(f"Total files: {len(os.listdir(OUT_DIR))}")
+
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    main()
diff --git a/post_milestone.py b/post_milestone.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..2933e1a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/post_milestone.py
@@ -0,0 +1,271 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env python3
+"""Post 1000 downloads milestone to all social platforms via Postiz."""
+
+import os
+import sys
+from datetime import datetime, timezone
+from pathlib import Path
+
+import requests
+
+# Load .env
+env_path = Path(__file__).parent / ".env"
+if env_path.exists():
+    for line in env_path.read_text().splitlines():
+        line = line.strip()
+        if line and not line.startswith("#") and "=" in line:
+            key, _, value = line.partition("=")
+            os.environ.setdefault(key.strip(), value.strip())
+
+POSTIZ_API_KEY = os.getenv("POSTIZ_API_KEY")
+POSTIZ_URL = os.getenv("POSTIZ_URL", "https://social.lukeattheroost.com")
+
+IMAGE_PATH = Path(__file__).parent / "social_posts" / "1000_milestone" / "main_1000_celebration.jpg"
+
+
+def get_api_url(path: str) -> str:
+    return f"{POSTIZ_URL.rstrip('/')}/api/public/v1{path}"
+
+
+def api_headers() -> dict:
+    return {"Authorization": POSTIZ_API_KEY, "Content-Type": "application/json"}
+
+
+def fetch_integrations() -> list[dict]:
+    resp = requests.get(get_api_url("/integrations"), headers=api_headers(), timeout=15)
+    if resp.status_code != 200:
+        print(f"Error fetching integrations: {resp.status_code} {resp.text[:200]}")
+        sys.exit(1)
+    return resp.json()
+
+
+def find_integration(integrations: list[dict], provider: str) -> dict | None:
+    for integ in integrations:
+        if integ.get("identifier", "").startswith(provider) and not integ.get("disabled"):
+            return integ
+    return None
+
+
+def upload_image(file_path: Path) -> dict:
+    headers = {"Authorization": POSTIZ_API_KEY}
+    mime = "image/jpeg" if file_path.suffix.lower() in (".jpg", ".jpeg") else "image/png"
+    with open(file_path, "rb") as f:
+        resp = requests.post(
+            get_api_url("/upload"),
+            headers=headers,
+            files={"file": (file_path.name, f, mime)},
+            timeout=60,
+        )
+    if resp.status_code not in (200, 201):
+        print(f"Upload failed: {resp.status_code} {resp.text[:200]}")
+        return {}
+    return resp.json()
+
+
+def create_post(integration_id: str, content: str, media: dict, settings: dict) -> dict:
+    date = datetime.now(timezone.utc).strftime("%Y-%m-%dT%H:%M:%S.000Z")
+    payload = {
+        "type": "now",
+        "date": date,
+        "shortLink": False,
+        "tags": [],
+        "posts": [
+            {
+                "integration": {"id": integration_id},
+                "value": [{"content": content, "image": [media] if media else []}],
+                "settings": settings,
+            }
+        ],
+    }
+    resp = requests.post(get_api_url("/posts"), headers=api_headers(), json=payload, timeout=30)
+    if resp.status_code not in (200, 201):
+        print(f"  Post failed: {resp.status_code} {resp.text[:300]}")
+        return {}
+    return resp.json()
+
+
+# --- Post content per platform ---
+
+POSTS = {
+    "instagram": {
+        "content": """1,000 downloads in one month. 🎙️
+
+27 episodes. 200+ callers. 111 unique characters. 13 returning regulars.
+
+Luke at the Roost is a late-night call-in show where AI-generated characters phone in with their problems — relationship drama, moral dilemmas, conspiracy theories, drunk confessions — and I give them real advice, live.
+
+Every caller has a unique voice, a backstory, and a reason for calling. Some of them keep calling back.
+
+Thank you to everyone who's tuned in. This thing was supposed to be a weird experiment. Now it's a weird experiment that 1,000 people have listened to.
+
+New episodes daily. Link in bio.
+
+#podcast #ai #artificialintelligence #sideproject #indieproject #podcastlife #latenightradio #callinshow #milestone #1000downloads""",
+        "settings": {"__type": "instagram", "post_type": "post", "collaborators": []},
+    },
+    "facebook": {
+        "content": """🎙️ MILESTONE: 1,000 Downloads
+
+One month ago I launched a weird experiment — a late-night call-in radio show where AI-generated characters phone in with their problems, and I give them real advice.
+
+27 episodes later, 200+ callers have phoned in. Some of them keep calling back. Listeners have favorites. People genuinely care about what happens to these characters.
+
+Thank you to every single person who gave this a listen. It started as a side project and it's become something I look forward to every day.
+
+Listen free: lukeattheroost.com
+Call in for real: 208-439-LUKE""",
+        "settings": {"__type": "facebook"},
+    },
+    "threads": {
+        "content": """1,000 downloads in one month. 🎙️
+
+27 episodes. 200+ callers. 111 unique characters. 13 returning regulars.
+
+Luke at the Roost is a late-night call-in show where AI-generated characters phone in with their problems and I give them real advice, live.
+
+Thank you to everyone who's tuned in. This weird experiment just hit a milestone.
+
+lukeattheroost.com
+
+#podcast #ai #sideproject #1000downloads""",
+        "settings": {"__type": "threads"},
+    },
+    "linkedin": {
+        "content": """1,000 downloads in 30 days — here's what I learned building an AI radio show
+
+A month ago I launched Luke at the Roost, a late-night call-in radio show where every caller is an AI-generated character. I'm the host. They phone in with problems. I give them advice. Every conversation is improvised.
+
+27 episodes and 200+ callers later, the show just hit 1,000 downloads.
+
+Some things that surprised me:
+
+People connect with AI characters. Listeners have favorites. They ask about regulars by name. When a caller's story evolves across episodes, people notice and care. The characters aren't real, but the emotional engagement is.
+
+Constraints drive creativity. Each caller gets a token budget based on their personality type. Emotional callers get more room to ramble. Gossip callers are quick and punchy. This artificial constraint mirrors how real people actually talk — and it makes every call feel distinct.
+
+The tech is the easy part. LLMs, voice synthesis, audio routing — that's engineering. The hard part is being a good host. Knowing when to push, when to listen, when to make a joke. AI handles the callers. The human skill is the conversation.
+
+The full technical breakdown: lukeattheroost.com/how-it-works
+Listen: lukeattheroost.com
+
+Thank you to everyone who gave this weird experiment a chance.""",
+        "settings": {"__type": "linkedin"},
+    },
+    "mastodon": {
+        "content": """1,000 downloads. 27 episodes. 200+ AI callers given advice on everything from breakups to fish consciousness.
+
+Luke at the Roost hit a milestone today and I just want to say thank you to everyone who's been listening.
+
+This whole thing is self-hosted end-to-end — Castopod on a QNAP NAS, Cloudflare CDN, custom Python pipeline for recording, post-production, and publishing. No big platforms in the loop.
+
+If you haven't heard it: it's a late-night call-in show. AI characters phone in. I talk to them live. It's improvised, weird, and somehow heartfelt.
+
+https://lukeattheroost.com""",
+        "settings": {"__type": "mastodon"},
+    },
+    "tiktok": {
+        "content": """1,000 downloads in one month 🎙️
+
+27 episodes. 200+ AI callers. 13 returning regulars.
+
+Luke at the Roost — a late-night call-in show where AI characters phone in with their problems and I give them real advice, live.
+
+Thank you to everyone listening.
+
+#podcast #ai #artificialintelligence #sideproject #latenightradio #callinshow #1000downloads""",
+        "settings": {
+            "__type": "tiktok",
+            "privacy_level": "PUBLIC_TO_EVERYONE",
+            "duet": False,
+            "stitch": False,
+            "comment": True,
+            "autoAddMusic": "no",
+            "brand_content_toggle": False,
+            "brand_organic_toggle": False,
+            "content_posting_method": "DIRECT_POST",
+        },
+    },
+    "nostr": {
+        "content": """1,000 downloads. 27 episodes. 200+ AI callers given advice.
+
+Luke at the Roost just hit a milestone. Thank you to everyone listening.
+
+It's a late-night call-in show where AI-generated characters phone in with their problems and I give them real advice, live. Every conversation is improvised.
+
+https://lukeattheroost.com""",
+        "settings": {"__type": "nostr"},
+    },
+}
+
+
+def main():
+    dry_run = "--dry-run" in sys.argv
+
+    if not POSTIZ_API_KEY:
+        print("Error: POSTIZ_API_KEY not set")
+        sys.exit(1)
+
+    if not IMAGE_PATH.exists():
+        print(f"Error: Image not found at {IMAGE_PATH}")
+        sys.exit(1)
+
+    print("Fetching connected accounts from Postiz...")
+    integrations = fetch_integrations()
+
+    available = {}
+    for platform in POSTS:
+        integ = find_integration(integrations, platform)
+        if integ:
+            available[platform] = integ
+            print(f"  ✓ {platform}: {integ.get('name', 'connected')}")
+        else:
+            print(f"  ✗ {platform}: not connected, skipping")
+
+    if not available:
+        print("\nNo platforms available!")
+        sys.exit(1)
+
+    print(f"\nWill post to {len(available)} platform(s) with image: {IMAGE_PATH.name}")
+
+    if dry_run:
+        print("\n--- DRY RUN ---")
+        for platform in available:
+            print(f"\n[{platform.upper()}]")
+            print(POSTS[platform]["content"][:200] + "...")
+        print("\nDry run complete — nothing posted.")
+        return
+
+    # Upload image once
+    print(f"\nUploading image...")
+    media = upload_image(IMAGE_PATH)
+    if not media:
+        print("Failed to upload image, aborting")
+        sys.exit(1)
+    print(f"  Uploaded: {media.get('path', 'ok')}")
+
+    # Post to each platform
+    results = {}
+    for platform, integ in available.items():
+        post_data = POSTS[platform]
+        print(f"\nPosting to {platform}...")
+        result = create_post(integ["id"], post_data["content"], media, post_data["settings"])
+        if result:
+            print(f"  ✓ {platform}: Posted!")
+            results[platform] = True
+        else:
+            print(f"  ✗ {platform}: Failed")
+            results[platform] = False
+
+    # Summary
+    succeeded = [p for p, ok in results.items() if ok]
+    failed = [p for p, ok in results.items() if not ok]
+    print(f"\n{'='*40}")
+    print(f"Posted to {len(succeeded)}/{len(results)} platforms")
+    if succeeded:
+        print(f"  ✓ {', '.join(succeeded)}")
+    if failed:
+        print(f"  ✗ {', '.join(failed)}")
+
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    main()
diff --git a/reaper/bleep_selection.lua b/reaper/bleep_selection.lua
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..33bf794
--- /dev/null
+++ b/reaper/bleep_selection.lua
@@ -0,0 +1,159 @@
+-- Bleep Selection — censor a time range on the selected track(s)
+--
+-- Replaces the audio inside the time selection with a 1kHz tone rather than
+-- muting it. Muted regions read as silence to strip_silence_dialog.lua
+-- (SILENCE_DB -30, thresholds 5-6s), so a muted bleep over a slowly-read phone
+-- number can get stripped and shift everything after it out of sync. A tone at
+-- TONE_GAIN_DB is nowhere near -30, so the silence pass leaves it alone.
+--
+-- Usage: make a time selection over the digits, select the track, run.
+
+---------------------------------------------------------------------------
+-- SETTINGS
+---------------------------------------------------------------------------
+local TONE_GAIN_DB = 0.0    -- adjust bleep level; file is generated at -15 dBFS
+local FADE_MS      = 4.0    -- fade in/out on the tone, prevents clicks
+local TONE_FILE    = "bleep_1khz.wav"  -- 60s 1kHz sine @48k, sits next to this script
+
+---------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+local EPS = 1e-9
+
+local function script_dir()
+  local src = debug.getinfo(1, "S").source
+  return src:match("@?(.*[/\\])") or ""
+end
+
+local function items_on(track)
+  local t = {}
+  for i = 0, reaper.CountTrackMediaItems(track) - 1 do
+    t[#t + 1] = reaper.GetTrackMediaItem(track, i)
+  end
+  return t
+end
+
+local function item_bounds(item)
+  local pos = reaper.GetMediaItemInfo_Value(item, "D_POSITION")
+  return pos, pos + reaper.GetMediaItemInfo_Value(item, "D_LENGTH")
+end
+
+-- Split every item crossing either edge so the range is cleanly separable
+local function split_at_edges(track, sel_start, sel_end)
+  for _, item in ipairs(items_on(track)) do
+    local pos, fin = item_bounds(item)
+    if fin > sel_start + EPS and pos < sel_end - EPS then
+      local right = item
+      if pos < sel_start - EPS then
+        right = reaper.SplitMediaItem(item, sel_start)
+      end
+      if right then
+        local rpos, rfin = item_bounds(right)
+        if rfin > sel_end + EPS and rpos < sel_end - EPS then
+          reaper.SplitMediaItem(right, sel_end)
+        end
+      end
+    end
+  end
+end
+
+local function delete_inside(track, sel_start, sel_end)
+  local removed = 0
+  for _, item in ipairs(items_on(track)) do
+    local pos, fin = item_bounds(item)
+    if pos >= sel_start - EPS and fin <= sel_end + EPS then
+      reaper.DeleteTrackMediaItem(track, item)
+      removed = removed + 1
+    end
+  end
+  return removed
+end
+
+-- Build the item directly rather than via InsertMedia(): InsertMedia behaves
+-- like the user-facing "insert media file" action — it obeys ripple editing
+-- (shifting other tracks), can spawn a new track, and moves the edit cursor.
+-- AddMediaItemToTrack touches nothing but this track.
+local function insert_tone(track, sel_start, sel_len, tone_source)
+  local item = reaper.AddMediaItemToTrack(track)
+  if not item then return nil end
+  local take = reaper.AddTakeToMediaItem(item)
+  if not take then return nil end
+  reaper.SetMediaItemTake_Source(take, tone_source)
+
+  reaper.SetMediaItemInfo_Value(item, "D_POSITION", sel_start)
+  reaper.SetMediaItemInfo_Value(item, "D_LENGTH", sel_len)
+  reaper.SetMediaItemInfo_Value(item, "B_LOOPSRC", 0)
+  reaper.SetMediaItemInfo_Value(item, "D_VOL", 10 ^ (TONE_GAIN_DB / 20))
+
+  local fade = math.min(FADE_MS / 1000, sel_len / 2)
+  reaper.SetMediaItemInfo_Value(item, "D_FADEINLEN", fade)
+  reaper.SetMediaItemInfo_Value(item, "D_FADEOUTLEN", fade)
+  return item
+end
+
+---------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+local function main()
+  local sel_start, sel_end = reaper.GetSet_LoopTimeRange(false, false, 0, 0, false)
+  local sel_len = sel_end - sel_start
+  if sel_len <= 0 then
+    reaper.ShowMessageBox("Make a time selection over the audio to bleep.", "Bleep Selection", 0)
+    return
+  end
+
+  local n_tracks = reaper.CountSelectedTracks(0)
+  if n_tracks == 0 then
+    reaper.ShowMessageBox("Select the track to bleep.", "Bleep Selection", 0)
+    return
+  end
+
+  local tone_path = script_dir() .. TONE_FILE
+  local f = io.open(tone_path, "rb")
+  if not f then
+    reaper.ShowMessageBox("Tone file not found:\n" .. tone_path, "Bleep Selection", 0)
+    return
+  end
+  f:close()
+
+  local tone_source = reaper.PCM_Source_CreateFromFile(tone_path)
+  if not tone_source then
+    reaper.ShowMessageBox("Could not load tone file:\n" .. tone_path, "Bleep Selection", 0)
+    return
+  end
+
+  local targets = {}
+  for i = 0, n_tracks - 1 do
+    targets[#targets + 1] = reaper.GetSelectedTrack(0, i)
+  end
+
+  reaper.Undo_BeginBlock()
+  reaper.PreventUIRefresh(1)
+
+  -- Ripple editing would shift unrelated items (and other tracks) when items
+  -- are removed. Force it off for the duration, restore the user's mode after.
+  local ripple_per_track = reaper.GetToggleCommandStateEx(0, 40310) == 1
+  local ripple_all = reaper.GetToggleCommandStateEx(0, 40311) == 1
+  if ripple_per_track or ripple_all then
+    reaper.Main_OnCommand(40309, 0)   -- ripple editing off
+  end
+
+  local bleeped = 0
+  for _, track in ipairs(targets) do
+    split_at_edges(track, sel_start, sel_end)
+    delete_inside(track, sel_start, sel_end)
+    if insert_tone(track, sel_start, sel_len, tone_source) then
+      bleeped = bleeped + 1
+    end
+  end
+
+  if ripple_all then
+    reaper.Main_OnCommand(40311, 0)
+  elseif ripple_per_track then
+    reaper.Main_OnCommand(40310, 0)
+  end
+
+  reaper.PreventUIRefresh(-1)
+  reaper.UpdateArrange()
+  reaper.Undo_EndBlock(string.format("Bleep %.2fs on %d track(s)", sel_len, bleeped), -1)
+end
+
+main()
diff --git a/schedule_x_launch.py b/schedule_x_launch.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..dcae8f6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/schedule_x_launch.py
@@ -0,0 +1,538 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env python3
+"""Schedule the X/Twitter launch campaign posts via Postiz.
+
+Schedules 2 weeks of posts from the growth strategy to @lukeattheroost.
+All times are ET, converted to UTC for the Postiz API.
+
+Usage:
+    python schedule_x_launch.py              # schedule all posts
+    python schedule_x_launch.py --dry-run    # preview without scheduling
+    python schedule_x_launch.py --week 1     # schedule week 1 only
+"""
+
+import argparse
+import json
+import os
+import sys
+import time
+from datetime import datetime, timedelta, timezone
+from pathlib import Path
+
+import requests
+
+# Load .env
+env_path = Path(__file__).parent / ".env"
+if env_path.exists():
+    for line in env_path.read_text().splitlines():
+        line = line.strip()
+        if line and not line.startswith("#") and "=" in line:
+            key, _, value = line.partition("=")
+            os.environ.setdefault(key.strip(), value.strip())
+
+POSTIZ_API_KEY = os.getenv("POSTIZ_API_KEY")
+POSTIZ_URL = os.getenv("POSTIZ_URL", "https://social.lukeattheroost.com")
+
+SCRIPT_DIR = Path(__file__).parent
+X_INTEGRATION_ID = "cmlk4hi880001k76wbqjo21s0"
+
+# ET = UTC-4 (EDT) in March 2026
+ET_OFFSET = timedelta(hours=-4)
+
+
+def et_to_utc(year, month, day, hour, minute=0):
+    """Convert ET datetime to UTC ISO string for Postiz."""
+    et = datetime(year, month, day, hour, minute, tzinfo=timezone(ET_OFFSET))
+    utc = et.astimezone(timezone.utc)
+    return utc.strftime("%Y-%m-%dT%H:%M:%S.000Z")
+
+
+def get_api_url(path):
+    return f"{POSTIZ_URL.rstrip('/')}/api/public/v1{path}"
+
+
+def api_headers():
+    return {"Authorization": POSTIZ_API_KEY, "Content-Type": "application/json"}
+
+
+def upload_file(file_path):
+    headers = {"Authorization": POSTIZ_API_KEY}
+    suffix = file_path.suffix.lower()
+    if suffix == ".mp4":
+        mime = "video/mp4"
+    elif suffix in (".jpg", ".jpeg"):
+        mime = "image/jpeg"
+    else:
+        mime = "image/png"
+
+    with open(file_path, "rb") as f:
+        resp = requests.post(
+            get_api_url("/upload"),
+            headers=headers,
+            files={"file": (file_path.name, f, mime)},
+            timeout=120,
+        )
+    if resp.status_code not in (200, 201):
+        print(f"  Upload failed: {resp.status_code} {resp.text[:200]}")
+        return {}
+    return resp.json()
+
+
+def schedule_post(content, media, schedule_time, retries=3):
+    payload = {
+        "type": "schedule",
+        "date": schedule_time,
+        "shortLink": False,
+        "tags": [],
+        "posts": [
+            {
+                "integration": {"id": X_INTEGRATION_ID},
+                "value": [
+                    {
+                        "content": content,
+                        "image": [media] if media else [],
+                    }
+                ],
+                "settings": {"__type": "x", "who_can_reply_post": "everyone"},
+            }
+        ],
+    }
+    for attempt in range(retries):
+        resp = requests.post(
+            get_api_url("/posts"),
+            headers=api_headers(),
+            json=payload,
+            timeout=30,
+        )
+        if resp.status_code in (200, 201):
+            return resp.json()
+        if resp.status_code == 429 and attempt < retries - 1:
+            wait = 15 * (attempt + 1)
+            print(f"(rate limited, waiting {wait}s)...", end=" ", flush=True)
+            time.sleep(wait)
+            continue
+        print(f"  Schedule failed: {resp.status_code} {resp.text[:300]}")
+        return {}
+    return {}
+
+
+# ── POST DEFINITIONS ─────────────────────────────────────────────────
+# Day 1 = Monday March 17, 2026
+
+WEEK_1 = [
+    # Day 1 — Monday March 17
+    {
+        "label": "W1-Mon-AM (pinned intro)",
+        "time": et_to_utc(2026, 3, 17, 10),
+        "content": """Every caller on my show is AI-generated.
+
+Every personality. Every voice. Every problem they call in about.
+
+But the conversations are real, the advice is real, and the chaos is very real.
+
+38 episodes. 200+ callers. A cult leader, a guy who opened paternity results live on air, and someone who faked cancer to skip a wedding.
+
+This is Luke at the Roost.
+
+📞 208-439-LUKE (real humans can call in too)
+🔗 lukeattheroost.com""",
+        "media": "website/images/cover.png",
+    },
+    {
+        "label": "W1-Mon-PM (chili clip)",
+        "time": et_to_utc(2026, 3, 17, 14),
+        "content": """A guy called in to talk about chili contest cheaters.
+
+Turns out he was really calling about his failing marriage.
+
+#lukeattheroost #podcast #callinshow""",
+        "media": "clips/episode-37/clip-1-chili-contest-cheaters-marriage-troubles.mp4",
+    },
+    {
+        "label": "W1-Mon-EVE (intro thread)",
+        "time": et_to_utc(2026, 3, 17, 21),
+        "content": """People keep asking what Luke at the Roost is.
+
+Short version:
+→ AI characters call into my show with real problems
+→ I give them actual advice
+→ Everything goes off the rails
+→ New episode every day
+
+lukeattheroost.com""",
+        "media": None,
+    },
+    # Day 2 — Tuesday March 18
+    {
+        "label": "W1-Tue-AM (hospice clip)",
+        "time": et_to_utc(2026, 3, 18, 12),
+        "content": """A caller's mom is in hospice. The nurse asked her to think about final conversations.
+
+Her only wish? To see her kids eat cake together one last time.
+
+#lukeattheroost #podcast""",
+        "media": "clips/episode-30/clip-2-mom-s-dying-wish-just-eat-cake-together.mp4",
+    },
+    {
+        "label": "W1-Tue-PM (engagement)",
+        "time": et_to_utc(2026, 3, 18, 19),
+        "content": """What's the wildest thing you've ever called into a radio show about?
+
+(Or wanted to but chickened out?)""",
+        "media": None,
+    },
+    # Day 3 — Wednesday March 19
+    {
+        "label": "W1-Wed-AM (cancer clip)",
+        "time": et_to_utc(2026, 3, 19, 11),
+        "content": """This caller faked having cancer to get out of going to a wedding.
+
+Then his friends staged a coffee enema intervention.
+
+I can't make this up. (Well, the AI did.)
+
+#lukeattheroost #podcast""",
+        "media": "clips/episode-32/clip-1-i-faked-cancer-to-skip-a-wedding.mp4",
+    },
+    {
+        "label": "W1-Wed-PM (fakes clip)",
+        "time": et_to_utc(2026, 3, 19, 16),
+        "content": """"Everybody is a fake. We're all fakes. Nobody knows what's going on and none of us deserve a goddamn thing. We're lucky to be here at all."
+
+— A caller on Episode 2. Still the hardest truth anyone's dropped on my show.
+
+#lukeattheroost #podcast""",
+        "media": "clips/episode-2/clip-1-we-re-all-fakes-and-that-s-okay.mp4",
+    },
+    # Day 4 — Thursday March 20
+    {
+        "label": "W1-Thu-AM (BTS)",
+        "time": et_to_utc(2026, 3, 20, 12),
+        "content": """How my show works:
+
+→ AI generates a caller with a full backstory, personality, and voice
+→ They call in live
+→ I have zero idea what they're going to say
+→ I give them real advice
+→ Post-production runs automatically
+→ Episode publishes
+
+38 episodes. Built the whole thing from scratch.""",
+        "media": None,
+    },
+    {
+        "label": "W1-Thu-PM (stakeout clip)",
+        "time": et_to_utc(2026, 3, 20, 20),
+        "content": """He spent four hours staking out his best friend at Starbucks.
+
+What he found was worse than what he expected.
+
+#lukeattheroost #podcast""",
+        "media": "clips/episode-28/clip-3-four-hours-spying-on-his-best-friend.mp4",
+    },
+    # Day 5 — Friday March 21
+    {
+        "label": "W1-Fri-AM (review ask)",
+        "time": et_to_utc(2026, 3, 21, 11),
+        "content": """If you've listened to Luke at the Roost and liked it — a review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify goes further than you'd think.
+
+Not guilt-tripping. Just saying it helps a one-person show more than anything else.
+
+🔗 lukeattheroost.com""",
+        "media": "social_posts/x_launch/leave_a_review_twitter.png",
+    },
+    {
+        "label": "W1-Fri-PM (wall clip)",
+        "time": et_to_utc(2026, 3, 21, 18),
+        "content": """She opened up a mystery wall in her house LIVE on the show.
+
+There were stacks of cash inside.
+
+#lukeattheroost #podcast""",
+        "media": "clips/episode-35/clip-3-woman-finds-cash-in-secret-wall.mp4",
+    },
+    # Day 6 — Saturday March 22
+    {
+        "label": "W1-Sat-AM (poll)",
+        "time": et_to_utc(2026, 3, 22, 12),
+        "content": """Which is wilder?
+
+A) Woman hid her daughter from her husband for 8 years
+B) Cult leader existential crisis on air
+C) Paternity results opened live on the show
+D) Faked cancer to skip a wedding""",
+        "media": None,
+    },
+    {
+        "label": "W1-Sat-PM (silence clip)",
+        "time": et_to_utc(2026, 3, 22, 20),
+        "content": """"I told my girlfriend my biggest fantasy and she went completely silent for 10 seconds."
+
+The silence in this clip is brutal.
+
+#lukeattheroost #podcast""",
+        "media": "clips/episode-30/clip-3-latex-fetish-confession-goes-silent.mp4",
+    },
+    # Day 7 — Sunday March 23
+    {
+        "label": "W1-Sun-PM (week recap)",
+        "time": et_to_utc(2026, 3, 23, 15),
+        "content": """One week on X. Dropped 38 episodes before making an account.
+
+If any of these clips made you laugh, cringe, or feel something — the full episodes are even wilder.
+
+📞 208-439-LUKE
+🔗 lukeattheroost.com
+🎧 Spotify · Apple · YouTube""",
+        "media": "website/images/cover.png",
+    },
+]
+
+WEEK_2 = [
+    # Day 8 — Monday March 24
+    {
+        "label": "W2-Mon-AM (second family clip)",
+        "time": et_to_utc(2026, 3, 24, 10),
+        "content": """A guy called in and found out his dad had a whole second family.
+
+Three kids in Tucson who grew up calling his dad "Dad."
+
+He found out via email from a stranger.
+
+#lukeattheroost #podcast""",
+        "media": "clips/episode-20/clip-2-dad-s-secret-second-family-revealed.mp4",
+    },
+    {
+        "label": "W2-Mon-PM (engagement)",
+        "time": et_to_utc(2026, 3, 24, 19),
+        "content": """What would you do if you found out your dad had a whole second family?
+
+Asking because a caller found out via email from a woman in Tucson.""",
+        "media": None,
+    },
+    # Day 9 — Tuesday March 25
+    {
+        "label": "W2-Tue-AM (spanish clip)",
+        "time": et_to_utc(2026, 3, 25, 11),
+        "content": """A caller pretended to speak Spanish at his job for 8 years.
+
+Eight. Years.
+
+#lukeattheroost #podcast""",
+        "media": "clips/episode-14/clip-1-i-lied-about-speaking-spanish-for-8-years.mp4",
+    },
+    {
+        "label": "W2-Tue-PM (quote)",
+        "time": et_to_utc(2026, 3, 25, 18),
+        "content": """"Middle management is plagiarism with a 401k."
+
+AI callers drop better one-liners than most standup specials.
+
+#lukeattheroost #podcast""",
+        "media": "social_posts/x_launch/quote_3_stoicism_backwards_twitter.png",
+    },
+    # Day 10 — Wednesday March 26
+    {
+        "label": "W2-Wed-AM (BTS)",
+        "time": et_to_utc(2026, 3, 26, 12),
+        "content": """People ask if I script the show.
+
+I don't even know who's calling until they're on the line. The AI generates the caller, picks a unique voice, gives them a backstory, and dials in.
+
+My job is just to be a good host. The chaos handles itself.""",
+        "media": None,
+    },
+    {
+        "label": "W2-Wed-PM (roomba clip)",
+        "time": et_to_utc(2026, 3, 26, 20),
+        "content": """His neighbor's Roomba broke into his kitchen at 2:30 AM.
+
+This is the content you're here for.
+
+#lukeattheroost #podcast""",
+        "media": "clips/episode-26/clip-2-neighbor-s-roomba-breaks-into-kitchen-at-2-30-am.mp4",
+    },
+    # Day 11 — Thursday March 27
+    {
+        "label": "W2-Thu-AM (stalking clip)",
+        "time": et_to_utc(2026, 3, 27, 11),
+        "content": """She sat in a Dairy Queen parking lot for 20 minutes watching her ex's truck at Sonic across the street.
+
+We've all been there. (Right?)
+
+#lukeattheroost #podcast""",
+        "media": "clips/episode-22/clip-2-stalking-your-ex-at-sonic.mp4",
+    },
+    {
+        "label": "W2-Thu-PM (engagement)",
+        "time": et_to_utc(2026, 3, 27, 19),
+        "content": """Be honest: what's a lie you've kept going for way too long?
+
+A caller on my show pretended to speak Spanish at work for 8 years. You can't beat that.""",
+        "media": None,
+    },
+    # Day 12 — Friday March 28
+    {
+        "label": "W2-Fri-AM (hidden room clip)",
+        "time": et_to_utc(2026, 3, 28, 10),
+        "content": """A man found an impossible hidden room in a junkyard.
+
+Inside? Beer that was still fresh after 12 years.
+
+Two clips. One mystery.
+
+#lukeattheroost #podcast""",
+        "media": "clips/episode-34/clip-1-man-finds-impossible-hidden-room-in-junkyard.mp4",
+    },
+    {
+        "label": "W2-Fri-PM (fix quote)",
+        "time": et_to_utc(2026, 3, 28, 18),
+        "content": """"You can't fix somebody who doesn't want to be fixed."
+
+A caller said this about their partner and it hit like a truck.
+
+#lukeattheroost #podcast""",
+        "media": "clips/episode-30/clip-1-you-can-t-fix-someone-who-won-t-be-fixed.mp4",
+    },
+    # Day 13 — Saturday March 29
+    {
+        "label": "W2-Sat-AM (BTS callers)",
+        "time": et_to_utc(2026, 3, 29, 12),
+        "content": """Each AI caller gets generated with:
+
+• A name, age, job, and hometown
+• A reason for calling
+• A communication style + energy level
+• An emotional state
+• A "signature detail" that makes them unique
+• A unique AI voice
+
+None of it is scripted. They just... call in and talk.""",
+        "media": None,
+    },
+    {
+        "label": "W2-Sat-PM (check clip)",
+        "time": et_to_utc(2026, 3, 29, 20),
+        "content": """He deposited a $5,000 check instead of $500 three months ago.
+
+Spent it all.
+
+Now his company might find out.
+
+#lukeattheroost #podcast""",
+        "media": "clips/episode-25/clip-2-accidentally-kept-4-500-from-work.mp4",
+    },
+    # Day 14 — Sunday March 30
+    {
+        "label": "W2-Sun-PM (week 2 recap + review)",
+        "time": et_to_utc(2026, 3, 30, 15),
+        "content": """Two weeks in. Thank you to everyone who's followed, listened, or dropped a comment.
+
+This show started as a weird experiment — a guy giving life advice to AI-generated callers at 2 AM.
+
+38 episodes later it's still weird. But now people are listening.
+
+If you've been enjoying it, a rating on Apple or Spotify makes a real difference. 🙏
+
+lukeattheroost.com""",
+        "media": None,
+    },
+]
+
+
+def main():
+    parser = argparse.ArgumentParser(description="Schedule X launch campaign via Postiz")
+    parser.add_argument("--dry-run", action="store_true", help="Preview without scheduling")
+    parser.add_argument("--week", type=int, choices=[1, 2], help="Schedule only week 1 or 2")
+    parser.add_argument("--skip", type=int, default=0, help="Skip first N posts (for retrying after partial run)")
+    parser.add_argument("--delay", type=int, default=10, help="Seconds between API calls (default 10)")
+    args = parser.parse_args()
+
+    if not POSTIZ_API_KEY:
+        print("Error: POSTIZ_API_KEY not set in .env")
+        sys.exit(1)
+
+    all_posts = []
+    if args.week != 2:
+        all_posts.extend(WEEK_1)
+    if args.week != 1:
+        all_posts.extend(WEEK_2)
+    posts = all_posts[args.skip:]
+
+    print(f"\n=== X Launch Campaign — {len(posts)} posts ===\n")
+
+    if args.dry_run:
+        for i, post in enumerate(posts, 1):
+            has_media = "📎" if post["media"] else "  "
+            print(f"  {i:2d}. {has_media} {post['label']}")
+            print(f"      Schedule: {post['time']}")
+            preview = post["content"][:80].replace("\n", " ")
+            print(f"      Content: {preview}...")
+            if post["media"]:
+                print(f"      Media: {post['media']}")
+            print()
+        print(f"Dry run complete — {len(posts)} posts would be scheduled.")
+        return
+
+    # Upload media files first (deduplicate), with disk cache
+    cache_file = SCRIPT_DIR / "social_posts" / "x_launch" / ".upload_cache.json"
+    media_cache = {}
+    if cache_file.exists():
+        media_cache = json.loads(cache_file.read_text())
+        print(f"Loaded {len(media_cache)} cached uploads from previous run\n")
+
+    media_files = set(p["media"] for p in posts if p["media"])
+    to_upload = [m for m in sorted(media_files) if m not in media_cache]
+
+    if to_upload:
+        print(f"Uploading {len(to_upload)} new media files ({len(media_files) - len(to_upload)} cached)...\n")
+        for media_path in to_upload:
+            full_path = SCRIPT_DIR / media_path
+            if not full_path.exists():
+                print(f"  ✗ {media_path} — FILE NOT FOUND, skipping")
+                continue
+            print(f"  Uploading {media_path}...", end=" ", flush=True)
+            result = upload_file(full_path)
+            if result:
+                media_cache[media_path] = result
+                cache_file.write_text(json.dumps(media_cache, indent=2))
+                print("✓")
+            else:
+                print("✗ FAILED")
+            time.sleep(3)
+    else:
+        print(f"All {len(media_files)} media files already cached, skipping uploads\n")
+
+    # Schedule posts
+    print(f"\nScheduling {len(posts)} posts to X...\n")
+
+    success = 0
+    failed = 0
+    for i, post in enumerate(posts, 1):
+        media = media_cache.get(post["media"]) if post["media"] else None
+
+        if post["media"] and not media:
+            print(f"  {i:2d}. ✗ {post['label']} — media upload missing, skipping")
+            failed += 1
+            continue
+
+        print(f"  {i:2d}. Scheduling {post['label']}...", end=" ", flush=True)
+        result = schedule_post(post["content"], media, post["time"])
+        if result:
+            print("✓")
+            success += 1
+        else:
+            print("✗")
+            failed += 1
+        # Rate limit: pause between API calls
+        if i < len(posts):
+            time.sleep(5)
+
+    print(f"\n{'='*50}")
+    print(f"Scheduled: {success}/{len(posts)}")
+    if failed:
+        print(f"Failed: {failed}")
+    print(f"\nPosts will appear on @lukeattheroost starting Mon March 17")
+
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    main()