Publishing, website, reaper, and doc updates
Publish script, clip maker, website worker + data, reaper lua helpers, audio settings, and CLAUDE.md doc reorg. Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
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# AI Podcast - Project Instructions
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# AI Podcast - Project Instructions
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## Git Remote (Gitea)
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- **Repo**: `git@gitea-nas:luke/ai-podcast.git`
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- **Web**: http://mmgnas:3000/luke/ai-podcast
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- **SSH Host**: `gitea-nas` (configured in ~/.ssh/config)
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- HostName: `mmgnas` (use `mmgnas-10g` if wired connection issues)
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- Port: `2222`
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- User: `git`
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- IdentityFile: `~/.ssh/gitea_mmgnas`
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## NAS Access
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- **Hostname**: `mmgnas` (wireless) or `mmgnas-10g` (wired/10G)
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- **SSH Port**: 8001
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- **User**: luke
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- **Docker path**: `/share/CACHEDEV1_DATA/.qpkg/container-station/bin/docker`
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## Castopod (Podcast Publishing)
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## Castopod (Podcast Publishing)
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- **URL**: https://podcast.macneilmediagroup.com
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- **URL**: https://podcast.macneilmediagroup.com
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- **Podcast handle**: `@LukeAtTheRoost`
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- **Podcast handle**: `@LukeAtTheRoost`
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- ELEVENLABS_API_KEY (optional)
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- ELEVENLABS_API_KEY (optional)
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- INWORLD_API_KEY (for Inworld TTS)
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- INWORLD_API_KEY (for Inworld TTS)
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## Post-Production Pipeline (added Feb 2026)
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## Post-Production Pipeline
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- **Branch**: `feature/real-callers` — all current work is here, pushed to gitea
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- **Stem Recorder** (`backend/services/stem_recorder.py`): Records 5 WAV stems (host, caller, music, sfx, ads) during live shows. Uses lock-free deque architecture — audio callbacks just append to deques, a background writer thread drains to disk. `write()` for continuous streams (host mic, music, ads), `write_sporadic()` for burst sources (caller TTS, SFX) with time-aligned silence padding.
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- **Stem Recorder** (`backend/services/stem_recorder.py`): Records 5 WAV stems (host, caller, music, sfx, ads) during live shows. Uses lock-free deque architecture — audio callbacks just append to deques, a background writer thread drains to disk. `write()` for continuous streams (host mic, music, ads), `write_sporadic()` for burst sources (caller TTS, SFX) with time-aligned silence padding.
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- **Audio hooks** in `backend/services/audio.py`: 7 tap points guarded by `if self.stem_recorder:`. Persistent mic stream (`start_stem_mic`/`stop_stem_mic`) runs during recording to capture host voice continuously, not just during push-to-talk.
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- **Audio hooks** in `backend/services/audio.py`: 7 tap points guarded by `if self.stem_recorder:`. Persistent mic stream (`start_stem_mic`/`stop_stem_mic`) runs during recording to capture host voice continuously, not just during push-to-talk.
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- **API endpoints**: `POST /api/recording/start`, `POST /api/recording/stop` (auto-runs postprod in background thread), `POST /api/recording/process`
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- **API endpoints**: `POST /api/recording/start`, `POST /api/recording/stop` (auto-runs postprod in background thread), `POST /api/recording/process`
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- **Analytics**: Cloudflare Web Analytics (enable in Cloudflare dashboard, no code changes needed)
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- **Analytics**: Cloudflare Web Analytics (enable in Cloudflare dashboard, no code changes needed)
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- **Deploy**: `npx wrangler pages deploy website/ --project-name=lukeattheroost --branch=main`
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- **Deploy**: `npx wrangler pages deploy website/ --project-name=lukeattheroost --branch=main`
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## Git Push
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- If `mmgnas` times out, use the 10g hostname:
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```bash
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GIT_SSH_COMMAND="ssh -o HostName=mmgnas-10g -p 2222 -i ~/.ssh/gitea_mmgnas" git push origin main
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```
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## Hetzner VPS
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- **IP**: `46.225.164.41`
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- **SSH**: `ssh root@46.225.164.41` (uses default key `~/.ssh/id_rsa`)
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- **Specs**: 2 CPU, 4GB RAM, 38GB disk (~33GB free)
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- **Mail**: `docker-mailserver` at `/opt/mailserver/`
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- **Manage accounts**: `docker exec mailserver setup email add/del/list`
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- **Available for future services** — has headroom for lightweight containers. Not suitable for storage-heavy services (e.g. Castopod with daily episodes) without a disk upgrade or attached volume.
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## Podcast Workflow
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## Podcast Workflow
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- Publishing pipeline: episodes go through Castopod, CDN, website, YouTube, and social
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- Publishing pipeline: episodes go through Castopod, CDN, website, YouTube, and social
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- Always check Python venv is active and packages are installed before running publish scripts
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- Always check Python venv is active and packages are installed before running publish scripts
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- Episode numbering must be verified against existing episodes
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- Episode numbering: check Castopod for the latest episode number, don't hardcode
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## Episodes Published
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## Scripts
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- Episode 6 published 2026-02-08 (podcast6.mp3, ~31 min)
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- `publish_episode.py` — Transcribes audio, generates metadata (title, description, cover art), publishes to Castopod. Usage: `python publish_episode.py ~/Desktop/episode.mp3`
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- `make_clips.py` — Two-pass clip extraction: fast Whisper transcription → LLM selects best moments → quality Whisper re-transcription for precise timestamps. Usage: `python make_clips.py ~/Desktop/episode.mp3 --count 3`
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- `generate_milestone_images.py` — Generates social milestone images via Gemini Flash (requires GOOGLE_API_KEY)
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- `post_milestone.py` — Posts milestone announcements to social platforms via Postiz
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- `make_x_launch_assets.py` — Generates branded visual assets for X/Twitter (header, quote cards, intro/review graphics)
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- `schedule_x_launch.py` — Schedules X/Twitter launch campaign posts via Postiz API
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## Reaper Scripts
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- `reaper/dialog_regions.lua` — Background script that polls `/tmp/reaper_state.txt` and creates colored regions (green=DIALOG, red=AD, blue=IDENT) as the backend writes state changes during recording
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- `reaper/strip_silence_dialog.lua` — Post-production script: strips long silences from dialog regions, normalizes AD/IDENT/music volume, trims music to voice length with fade-out, mutes music during AD/IDENT regions
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## Cost Dashboard
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- **Route**: `/costs` — standalone analytics page, linked from control panel header
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- **Database**: `data/costs.db` (SQLite) — aggregates all session cost data for cross-session queries
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- **Data layer**: `backend/services/cost_db.py` — schema, JSON import, all query functions
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- **Dual-write**: `cost_tracker.py` writes to both JSON (`data/cost_reports/`) and SQLite on every LLM/TTS call
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- **API**: 8 endpoints under `/api/costs/` — summary, timeline, models, categories, sessions, session detail, expensive calls, TTS providers
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- **Frontend**: `frontend/costs.html`, `frontend/css/costs.css`, `frontend/js/costs.js` — Chart.js for visualizations
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- **Pricing**: Hardcoded in `cost_tracker.py` (`OPENROUTER_PRICING`, `TTS_PRICING`) — update when provider prices change
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- **Not tracked yet**: SignalWire call costs
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## Data Directory
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State files (not config — these are written at runtime):
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- `regulars.json` — Returning caller profiles (backgrounds, key moments, arc status, relationships)
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- `used_topics_history.json` — Previously used caller topics to avoid repeats
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- `session_checkpoint.json` — Current show session state (call history, caller queue)
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- `publish_state.json` — Publishing pipeline progress per episode
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- `intern.json` — Devon's lookup history
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- `emails.json` — Listener email submissions
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- `voicemails.json` — Listener voicemail submissions
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## Personal
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- Don't build anything until you have 95% clarity on what I want you to do. Ask clarifying questions until you reach 95% understanding of what I'm asking
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- When working as a team, propose the plan before executing — don't just start building
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- Flag trade-offs that affect show quality or listener experience rather than silently resolving them
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{
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{
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"input_device": 13,
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"input_device": 14,
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"input_device_name": "Babyface Pro (70793771)",
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"input_device_name": "Babyface Pro (70793771)",
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"input_channel": 1,
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"input_channel": 1,
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"output_device": 12,
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"output_device": 13,
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"output_device_name": "Radio Voice Mic",
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"output_device_name": "Radio Voice Mic",
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"caller_channel": 3,
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"caller_channel": 3,
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"devon_channel": 17,
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"live_caller_channel": 9,
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"live_caller_channel": 9,
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"music_channel": 5,
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"music_channel": 5,
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"sfx_channel": 7,
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"sfx_channel": 7,
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try:
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try:
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result = subprocess.run(cmd, capture_output=True, text=True, cwd=str(REMOTION_DIR), timeout=180)
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result = subprocess.run(cmd, capture_output=True, text=True, cwd=str(REMOTION_DIR), timeout=600)
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except subprocess.TimeoutExpired:
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except subprocess.TimeoutExpired:
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props_path.unlink(missing_ok=True)
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props_path.unlink(missing_ok=True)
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print(f" Remotion render timed out (180s)")
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print(f" Remotion render timed out (600s)")
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return False
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return False
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props_path.unlink(missing_ok=True)
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props_path.unlink(missing_ok=True)
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"Content-Type": "application/json"
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"Content-Type": "application/json"
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json={
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json={
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"model": "anthropic/claude-3.5-sonnet",
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"model": "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.6",
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"messages": [{"role": "user", "content": full_prompt}],
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"messages": [{"role": "user", "content": full_prompt}],
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"max_tokens": 8192,
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"max_tokens": 8192,
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"temperature": 0
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"temperature": 0
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},
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},
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timeout=120
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timeout=300
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)
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)
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except requests.exceptions.Timeout:
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except requests.exceptions.Timeout:
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print(f" Warning: Speaker labeling timed out for chunk {i+1}, using raw text")
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print(f" Warning: Speaker labeling timed out for chunk {i+1}, using raw text")
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video_path = Path(audio_path).with_suffix(".yt.mp4")
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# Convert MP3 + cover art to MP4 (pad to 1920x1080 for YouTube compatibility)
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# Convert MP3 + cover art to MP4 (pad to 1920x1080 for YouTube compatibility)
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if video_path.exists() and video_path.stat().st_size > 1_000_000:
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print(" Converting audio to video...")
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result = subprocess.run([
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result = subprocess.run([
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parser.add_argument("--title", "-t", help="Override generated title")
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parser.add_argument("--description", help="Override generated description")
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parser.add_argument("--description", help="Override generated description")
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parser.add_argument("--session-data", "-s", help="Path to session export JSON (from /api/session/export)")
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parser.add_argument("--resume", action="store_true", help="Resume a failed publish — skip transcription/Castopod, continue from CDN/YouTube/social")
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args = parser.parse_args()
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print(f"Episode number: {episode_number}")
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print(f"Episode number: {episode_number}")
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"description": "When she heard about her father's diagnosis, she processed it in English first\u2014before responding to her mom in Czech. It felt like a betrayal of who she used to be.",
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"description": "She thought sending her husband a divorce text as an April Fool's joke would be funny. Then his mom got involved and the casseroles started arriving. For 11 days straight.",
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"description": "A caller discovers his daughter's secret online activities in the worst possible way. The details just keep getting more uncomfortable.",
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"title": "The Taint Explanation",
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"description": "Luke's caller had to explain what a taint is on live radio and it went exactly as uncomfortably as you'd imagine. This is why we can't have nice things.",
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"description": "Luke's home security system is straight out of Home Alone but way more dangerous. Swinging logs? Check. Pit of snakes covered with dust? BOOM! \ud83d\udc0d",
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"title": "Roommate's Age Play Kink Takes Over Kitchen",
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"description": "Roommate's age play kink is now front and center in the shared kitchen. Baby bottles by the coffee maker? Pacifiers on the counter? This living situation just got complicated.",
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"title": "Day Trading Away the Marriage",
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"description": "She's been pretending to commute for 12 hours a day while secretly day-trading their life savings away in motels. Two years of lies and $145K gone.",
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"title": "The Snot Boogie Beer Money Thief",
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"description": "He showed up to the barbecue claiming he's 'not like other guys' then literally ran off with everyone's beer money. The audacity is unmatched.",
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"title": "Aliens Chasing in Ford Trucks",
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"title": "Doctor Prescribes Prostate Stimulation",
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"description": "Dale's doctor hands him a prostate stimulation pamphlet after his cancer diagnosis. Luke's medical advice? 'Stick some stuff up there and see what works.'",
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"title": "Open Marriage Backfired Spectacularly",
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"description": "He agreed to an open marriage and now his wife is living her best life while he sits home alone every night. This call is PAINFUL to listen to.",
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"title": "Cat Burglar Bringing Home Stolen Goods",
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"description": "This caller's cat has been stealing from the neighbors and bringing home cash and car keys. Where is this criminal mastermind getting this stuff?",
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"title": "Second Baby Shower Entitlement Rant",
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"description": "A second baby shower with a full registry? This caller is NOT having it and goes OFF about the entitlement of expecting gifts for baby number two.",
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"title": "Cult Leader Realizes He's Been Manipulating People",
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"description": "Cult leader calls in having a full existential crisis about his 'shared intimacy nights' and the manipulation tactics he's been using on his followers.",
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"description": "A caller starts a fight with their partner and spirals into an obsessive deep-dive on historical wars. Luke tries to untangle the connection.",
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Reference in New Issue
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