Publishing, website, reaper, and doc updates

Publish script, clip maker, website worker + data, reaper lua helpers, audio settings, and CLAUDE.md doc reorg. Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-04-09 23:39:57 -06:00
parent 44ac569fec
commit 61b3cba412
10 changed files with 398 additions and 127 deletions
@@ -58,9 +58,26 @@ export default {
      return new Response("Feed unavailable", { status: 502 });
    }

-    // Plausible analytics proxy (bypass ad blockers)
+    // Umami analytics proxy (bypass ad blockers)
+    if (url.pathname === "/api/send" && request.method === "POST") {
+      const body = await request.text();
+      const resp = await fetch("https://plausible.macneilmediagroup.com/api/send", {
+        method: "POST",
+        headers: {
+          "Content-Type": "application/json",
+          "User-Agent": request.headers.get("User-Agent") || "",
+          "X-Forwarded-For": request.headers.get("CF-Connecting-IP") || request.headers.get("X-Forwarded-For") || "",
+        },
+        body,
+      });
+      return new Response(resp.body, {
+        status: resp.status,
+        headers: { "Content-Type": resp.headers.get("Content-Type") || "text/plain" },
+      });
+    }
+
    if (url.pathname === "/p/script") {
-      const resp = await fetch("https://plausible.macneilmediagroup.com/js/script.file-downloads.hash.outbound-links.pageview-props.revenue.tagged-events.js");
+      const resp = await fetch("https://plausible.macneilmediagroup.com/script.js");
      return new Response(await resp.text(), {
        headers: {
          "Content-Type": "application/javascript",
@@ -71,7 +88,7 @@ export default {

    if (url.pathname === "/p/event" && request.method === "POST") {
      const body = await request.text();
-      const resp = await fetch("https://plausible.macneilmediagroup.com/api/event", {
+      const resp = await fetch("https://plausible.macneilmediagroup.com/api/send", {
        method: "POST",
        headers: {
          "Content-Type": "application/json",
@@ -1,4 +1,121 @@
 [
+  {
+    "title": "Thinking in English First",
+    "description": "When she heard about her father's diagnosis, she processed it in English first\u2014before responding to her mom in Czech. It felt like a betrayal of who she used to be.",
+    "episode_number": 49,
+    "clip_file": "clip-5-thinking-in-english-first.mp4",
+    "youtube_id": "LGqpEAxe754",
+    "featured": false,
+    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-5-thinking-in-english-first.jpg"
+  },
+  {
+    "title": "The April Fool's Divorce Text Disaster",
+    "description": "She thought sending her husband a divorce text as an April Fool's joke would be funny. Then his mom got involved and the casseroles started arriving. For 11 days straight.",
+    "episode_number": 48,
+    "clip_file": "clip-2-the-april-fool-s-divorce-text-disaster.mp4",
+    "youtube_id": "L9XAQgZeQo0",
+    "featured": false,
+    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-2-the-april-fool-s-divorce-text-disaster.jpg"
+  },
+  {
+    "title": "Caller's Daughter on Adult Website Revealed",
+    "description": "A caller discovers his daughter's secret online activities in the worst possible way. The details just keep getting more uncomfortable.",
+    "episode_number": 47,
+    "clip_file": "clip-3-caller-s-daughter-on-adult-website-revealed.mp4",
+    "youtube_id": "LiH6gVDTHcg",
+    "featured": false,
+    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-3-caller-s-daughter-on-adult-website-revealed.jpg"
+  },
+  {
+    "title": "The Taint Explanation",
+    "description": "Luke's caller had to explain what a taint is on live radio and it went exactly as uncomfortably as you'd imagine. This is why we can't have nice things.",
+    "episode_number": 46,
+    "clip_file": "clip-2-the-taint-explanation.mp4",
+    "youtube_id": "7qAhmnwUE1c",
+    "featured": false,
+    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-2-the-taint-explanation.jpg"
+  },
+  {
+    "title": "Bear Traps and Pit of Snakes",
+    "description": "Luke's home security system is straight out of Home Alone but way more dangerous. Swinging logs? Check. Pit of snakes covered with dust? BOOM! \ud83d\udc0d",
+    "episode_number": 44,
+    "clip_file": "clip-2-bear-traps-and-pit-of-snakes.mp4",
+    "youtube_id": "XBSEu2bFUAI",
+    "featured": false,
+    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-2-bear-traps-and-pit-of-snakes.jpg"
+  },
+  {
+    "title": "Roommate's Age Play Kink Takes Over Kitchen",
+    "description": "Roommate's age play kink is now front and center in the shared kitchen. Baby bottles by the coffee maker? Pacifiers on the counter? This living situation just got complicated.",
+    "episode_number": 43,
+    "clip_file": "clip-3-roommate-s-age-play-kink-takes-over-kitchen.mp4",
+    "youtube_id": "5cF_O2Gm9yM",
+    "featured": false,
+    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-3-roommate-s-age-play-kink-takes-over-kitchen.jpg"
+  },
+  {
+    "title": "Day Trading Away the Marriage",
+    "description": "She's been pretending to commute for 12 hours a day while secretly day-trading their life savings away in motels. Two years of lies and $145K gone.",
+    "episode_number": 42,
+    "clip_file": "clip-1-day-trading-away-the-marriage.mp4",
+    "youtube_id": "JeZ9OLGfW8A",
+    "featured": false,
+    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-1-day-trading-away-the-marriage.jpg"
+  },
+  {
+    "title": "The Snot Boogie Beer Money Thief",
+    "description": "He showed up to the barbecue claiming he's 'not like other guys' then literally ran off with everyone's beer money. The audacity is unmatched.",
+    "episode_number": 42,
+    "clip_file": "clip-2-the-snot-boogie-beer-money-thief.mp4",
+    "youtube_id": "taBAo8_YMkA",
+    "featured": false,
+    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-2-the-snot-boogie-beer-money-thief.jpg"
+  },
+  {
+    "title": "Aliens Chasing in Ford Trucks",
+    "description": "Glowing Ford trucks with shadowy drivers that aren't quite human. This caller's alien encounter story is straight out of a fever dream.",
+    "episode_number": 41,
+    "clip_file": "clip-3-aliens-chasing-in-ford-trucks.mp4",
+    "youtube_id": "Io8CzDtKGfA",
+    "featured": false,
+    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-3-aliens-chasing-in-ford-trucks.jpg"
+  },
+  {
+    "title": "Doctor Prescribes Prostate Stimulation",
+    "description": "Dale's doctor hands him a prostate stimulation pamphlet after his cancer diagnosis. Luke's medical advice? 'Stick some stuff up there and see what works.'",
+    "episode_number": 40,
+    "clip_file": "clip-3-doctor-prescribes-prostate-stimulation.mp4",
+    "youtube_id": "nQtwJpocFpY",
+    "featured": false,
+    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-3-doctor-prescribes-prostate-stimulation.jpg"
+  },
+  {
+    "title": "Open Marriage Backfired Spectacularly",
+    "description": "He agreed to an open marriage and now his wife is living her best life while he sits home alone every night. This call is PAINFUL to listen to.",
+    "episode_number": 39,
+    "clip_file": "clip-1-open-marriage-backfired-spectacularly.mp4",
+    "youtube_id": "-K-t7iijfGs",
+    "featured": false,
+    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-1-open-marriage-backfired-spectacularly.jpg"
+  },
+  {
+    "title": "Cat Burglar Bringing Home Stolen Goods",
+    "description": "This caller's cat has been stealing from the neighbors and bringing home cash and car keys. Where is this criminal mastermind getting this stuff?",
+    "episode_number": 39,
+    "clip_file": "clip-2-cat-burglar-bringing-home-stolen-goods.mp4",
+    "youtube_id": "JvgJWxFCBZk",
+    "featured": false,
+    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-2-cat-burglar-bringing-home-stolen-goods.jpg"
+  },
+  {
+    "title": "Second Baby Shower Entitlement Rant",
+    "description": "A second baby shower with a full registry? This caller is NOT having it and goes OFF about the entitlement of expecting gifts for baby number two.",
+    "episode_number": 39,
+    "clip_file": "clip-3-second-baby-shower-entitlement-rant.mp4",
+    "youtube_id": "NKt8NjDHKcg",
+    "featured": false,
+    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-3-second-baby-shower-entitlement-rant.jpg"
+  },
  {
    "title": "Cult Leader Realizes He's Been Manipulating People",
    "description": "Cult leader calls in having a full existential crisis about his 'shared intimacy nights' and the manipulation tactics he's been using on his followers.",
@@ -55,7 +172,7 @@
  },
  {
    "title": "Started a Fight and Can't Stop Reading About Wars",
-    "description": "A caller starts a fight with their partner and spirals into an obsessive deep-dive on historical wars. Luke tries to untangle the connection.",
+    "description": "",
    "episode_number": 31,
    "clip_file": "clip-3-started-a-fight-and-can-t-stop-reading-about-wars.mp4",
    "youtube_id": "D2iWnSGQeow",
@@ -92,8 +92,7 @@
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  }]
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-    <script>window.plausible = window.plausible || function() { (window.plausible.q = window.plausible.q || []).push(arguments) }</script>
+    <script defer data-website-id="ae816554-19c8-4e97-a2cb-d0226c27e9bc" data-host-url="/" src="/p/script"></script>
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 <body>

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