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    "title": "Cult Leader Realizes He's Been Manipulating People",
    "description": "Cult leader calls in having a full existential crisis about his 'shared intimacy nights' and the manipulation tactics he's been using on his followers.",
    "episode_number": 37,
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  {
    "title": "Intern Pitches Himself Live On Air",
    "description": "This intern used his first day on the job to shoot his shot with the entire radio audience. The therapy line is sending me.",
    "episode_number": 36,
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    "featured": false,
    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-1-intern-pitches-himself-live-on-air.jpg"
  },
  {
    "title": "Wait Until She Dies or Kill Her",
    "description": "Luke gives the most UNHINGED inheritance advice I've ever heard on live radio. This escalated so fast.",
    "episode_number": 35,
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    "featured": false,
    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-1-wait-until-she-dies-or-kill-her.jpg"
  },
  {
    "title": "Nobody's Potato Salad Is Good",
    "description": "Luke goes OFF on workplace potlucks: 'Nobody's potato salad is f***ing good, alright? Everything at a potluck is gross. Just take everybody to McDonald's.'",
    "episode_number": 34,
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    "youtube_id": "re7C2woMUrA",
    "featured": false,
    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-3-nobody-s-potato-salad-is-good.jpg"
  },
  {
    "title": "Man Obsessed With Dead Nun Loses Wife",
    "description": "Rodney couldn't stop talking about a dead nun who shared his wife's name. His wife was NOT amused.",
    "episode_number": 33,
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    "featured": false,
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  },
  {
    "title": "I Faked Cancer to Skip a Wedding",
    "description": "A small lie to skip his sister's FOURTH wedding spiraled into a GoFundMe, a pancake breakfast fundraiser, and a $4,700 check. Now he's in too deep.",
    "episode_number": 32,
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    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-1-i-faked-cancer-to-skip-a-wedding.jpg"
  },
  {
    "title": "Started a Fight and Can't Stop Reading About Wars",
    "description": "A caller starts a fight with their partner and spirals into an obsessive deep-dive on historical wars. Luke tries to untangle the connection.",
    "episode_number": 31,
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    "youtube_id": "D2iWnSGQeow",
    "featured": false,
    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-3-started-a-fight-and-can-t-stop-reading-about-wars.jpg"
  },
  {
    "title": "Latex Fetish Confession Goes Silent",
    "description": "He finally opened up about his latex fetish to his girlfriend and got 10 seconds of pure silence. Now he's wondering if honesty just cost him everything.",
    "episode_number": 30,
    "clip_file": "clip-3-latex-fetish-confession-goes-silent.mp4",
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    "featured": false,
    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-3-latex-fetish-confession-goes-silent.jpg"
  },
  {
    "title": "Adopted Daughter Might Have Been Stolen",
    "description": "A lawyer in Guatemala just sent him proof that his adopted daughter might have been stolen from her birth mother. The photo shows the same crooked smile and now everything is falling apart.",
    "episode_number": 29,
    "clip_file": "clip-3-adopted-daughter-might-have-been-stolen.mp4",
    "youtube_id": "hMxldZN3VHw",
    "featured": false,
    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-3-adopted-daughter-might-have-been-stolen.jpg"
  },
  {
    "title": "Vinyl vs Digital: The Warmth Debate",
    "description": "Vinyl collector calls in to absolutely torch the 'warmth' argument. Turns out what you love about records might just be... imperfection.",
    "episode_number": 28,
    "clip_file": "clip-2-vinyl-vs-digital-the-warmth-debate.mp4",
    "youtube_id": "aVmhApa0d2E",
    "featured": false,
    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-2-vinyl-vs-digital-the-warmth-debate.jpg"
  },
  {
    "title": "Open Marriage Backfired Spectacularly",
    "description": "She thought opening up the marriage would spice things up. He's living his best life while she can't even get a text back.",
    "episode_number": 27,
    "clip_file": "clip-2-open-marriage-backfired-spectacularly.mp4",
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    "featured": false,
    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-2-open-marriage-backfired-spectacularly.jpg"
  },
  {
    "title": "Neighbor's Roomba Breaks Into Kitchen at 2:30 AM",
    "description": "She woke up at 2:30 AM to find her neighbor Gary's Roomba cleaning her kitchen. Yes, it had Gary's name on it. Yes, it came through the dog door.",
    "episode_number": 26,
    "clip_file": "clip-2-neighbor-s-roomba-breaks-into-kitchen-at-2-30-am.mp4",
    "youtube_id": "J7bfT6jsykA",
    "featured": true,
    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-2-neighbor-s-roomba-breaks-into-kitchen-at-2-30-am.jpg"
  },
  {
    "title": "You're a Computer-Generated AI Caller",
    "description": "The AI caller admits it: 'You're right. I am computer-generated. And you're sitting there alone at midnight talking to me like it's real.' Luke's reaction is everything.",
    "episode_number": 24,
    "clip_file": "clip-10-you-re-a-computer-generated-ai-caller.mp4",
    "youtube_id": "QVcoU59OTRA",
    "featured": false,
    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-10-you-re-a-computer-generated-ai-caller.jpg"
  },
  {
    "title": "Full Banana Costume at Work Party",
    "description": "He showed up to his manager's holiday party in a full banana costume and now HR says it shows 'lack of professional judgment.' Was it really that serious?",
    "episode_number": 23,
    "clip_file": "clip-4-full-banana-costume-at-work-party.mp4",
    "youtube_id": "enyqXHxmzqA",
    "featured": false,
    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-4-full-banana-costume-at-work-party.jpg"
  },
  {
    "title": "The Poison That Saved Everything",
    "description": "The apocalypse that saved us all. 2.5 billion years ago, oxygen poisoned nearly everything on Earth\u2014and that catastrophe made life as we know it possible.",
    "episode_number": 22,
    "clip_file": "clip-1-the-poison-that-saved-everything.mp4",
    "youtube_id": "BHm3RJ5YC_8",
    "featured": false,
    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-1-the-poison-that-saved-everything.jpg"
  },
  {
    "title": "I Burned My Marriage for Work",
    "description": "He burned his second marriage to the ground chasing work. His wife didn't leave because of money\u2014she left because he was never there.",
    "episode_number": 22,
    "clip_file": "clip-3-i-burned-my-marriage-for-work.mp4",
    "youtube_id": "1a_9Yl-isN0",
    "featured": false,
    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-3-i-burned-my-marriage-for-work.jpg"
  },
  {
    "title": "Shopping Cart Theory: Moral Test or Crazy?",
    "description": "A caller defends the shopping cart theory by admitting they literally watch people from their workplace. Luke has some thoughts on what's actually crazy here.",
    "episode_number": 21,
    "clip_file": "clip-2-shopping-cart-theory-moral-test-or-crazy.mp4",
    "youtube_id": "KijyJsMZfkA",
    "featured": true,
    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-2-shopping-cart-theory-moral-test-or-crazy.jpg"
  },
  {
    "title": "Dog Takes a Shit With Leg Up",
    "description": "This caller's dog just unlocked a new achievement that has him bursting with pride. You won't believe what had him celebrating like his pup won best in show.",
    "episode_number": 20,
    "clip_file": "clip-1-dog-takes-a-shit-with-leg-up.mp4",
    "youtube_id": "SXcCrlQTuwM",
    "featured": false,
    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-1-dog-takes-a-shit-with-leg-up.jpg"
  },
  {
    "title": "Don't Get Married PSA",
    "description": "A brutal take on marriage from someone who learned the hard way. This caller is not holding back with the relationship advice tonight.",
    "episode_number": 19,
    "clip_file": "clip-2-don-t-get-married-psa.mp4",
    "youtube_id": "6pKcYXgzizs",
    "featured": false,
    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-2-don-t-get-married-psa.jpg"
  },
  {
    "title": "Signed Into an Illegal Poker Game",
    "description": "Imagine walking into an illegal poker game and they make you sign a guest book with your real info. The audacity is actually impressive.",
    "episode_number": 18,
    "clip_file": "clip-2-signed-into-an-illegal-poker-game.mp4",
    "youtube_id": "eCT0gUVLlbA",
    "featured": false,
    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-2-signed-into-an-illegal-poker-game.jpg"
  },
  {
    "title": "We're Dinner for a Black Hole",
    "description": "This caller has a theory that we're all just corn on the cob waiting to be eaten by a distant black hole. Can't stop thinking about it now.",
    "episode_number": 17,
    "clip_file": "clip-2-we-re-dinner-for-a-black-hole.mp4",
    "youtube_id": "lakicW3cbPw",
    "featured": false,
    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-2-we-re-dinner-for-a-black-hole.jpg"
  },
  {
    "title": "Maybe You Should Eat More of Her",
    "description": "Luke doesn't hold back when a caller complains about his long-distance girlfriend not visiting enough. This relationship advice is absolutely WILD and you need to hear it.",
    "episode_number": 16,
    "clip_file": "clip-1-maybe-you-should-eat-more-of-her.mp4",
    "youtube_id": "P5UNb_njsig",
    "featured": false,
    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-1-maybe-you-should-eat-more-of-her.jpg"
  },
  {
    "title": "I Lied About Speaking Spanish for 8 Years",
    "description": "This crop duster faked speaking Spanish to get hired and somehow kept the lie going for EIGHT YEARS. Now he's got a 3-week contract in Mexico City and he's about to get exposed.",
    "episode_number": 14,
    "clip_file": "clip-1-i-lied-about-speaking-spanish-for-8-years.mp4",
    "youtube_id": "MxDjohJEneQ",
    "featured": false,
    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-1-i-lied-about-speaking-spanish-for-8-years.jpg"
  },
  {
    "title": "You Can't Have It Both Ways",
    "description": "This caller goes OFF on absent parents who use work as an excuse. Just because you're making money on the road doesn't mean you're present in your kid's life.",
    "episode_number": 13,
    "clip_file": "clip-2-you-can-t-have-it-both-ways.mp4",
    "youtube_id": "Or62RF0uJQM",
    "featured": false,
    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-2-you-can-t-have-it-both-ways.jpg"
  },
  {
    "title": "Pretending to Buy Houses for 8 Months",
    "description": "For 8 months, this caller has been attending open houses every weekend pretending to be different people. They're not buying... they're just living fake lives for fun.",
    "episode_number": 13,
    "clip_file": "clip-3-pretending-to-buy-houses-for-8-months.mp4",
    "youtube_id": "VSWknaHx7d0",
    "featured": false,
    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-3-pretending-to-buy-houses-for-8-months.jpg"
  },
  {
    "title": "No More Thursdays in Deming",
    "description": "Rita thought she was being sneaky meeting her ex every Thursday at a Deming motel... until her husband started tracking the mileage. Luke's response? Absolutely brutal.",
    "episode_number": 11,
    "clip_file": "clip-1-no-more-thursdays-in-deming.mp4",
    "youtube_id": "weeDjSi7vuc",
    "featured": false,
    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-1-no-more-thursdays-in-deming.jpg"
  },
  {
    "title": "Cemetery Widow Stalker",
    "description": "A cemetery groundskeeper thought a widow was mourning her husband... until he realized she keeps showing up at midnight asking his COWORKERS about him. This one gets creepy fast.",
    "episode_number": 8,
    "clip_file": "clip-2-cemetery-widow-stalker.mp4",
    "youtube_id": "dAiM1WT5-_A",
    "featured": false,
    "thumbnail": "images/clips/clip-2-cemetery-widow-stalker.jpg"
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