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  "regulars": [
    {
      "id": "37f0bfaa",
      "name": "Murray",
      "gender": "male",
      "age": 36,
      "job": "engine running for heat, watching his breath fog up the windshield while he tries to figure out how to fire his best friend of thirty years",
      "location": "in unknown",
      "personality_traits": [],
      "voice": "Tyler",
      "stable_seeds": {
        "style": "COMMUNICATION STYLE: Amped up. Talks fast, laughs loud, jumps between topics like they've had five espressos. Infectious enthusiasm \u2014 even bad news sounds exciting when they tell it. Uses exclamation energy without actually exclaiming. Energy level: very high. When pushed back on, they get even MORE animated and start talking with their hands (you can hear it). Conversational tendency: escalation."
      },
      "call_history": [
        {
          "summary": "Murray called in struggling with whether to fire his best friend Danny of 30 years, who's been showing up late, bad-mouthing him to their crew, and just cost them a major contract by abandoning a job site. Through the conversation, Murray realized he'd become overly rigid and \"suit-like\" while trying to prove himself as the new business owner, and decided instead of firing Danny, he'd hold a team meeting to apologize for his approach, explain the reasoning behind new protocols, and invite the crew to be part of the solution rather than just enforcing rules from above.",
          "timestamp": 1772250744.2312489
        },
        {
          "summary": "Murray called back about Danny, who showed up for only four days after their team meeting before disappearing without notice, then had his girlfriend tell Murray he was \"taking time to think\" about the job. Murray was emotionally torn between feeling hurt that Danny accused him of being inauthentic (only having the meeting because Luke called him out on air) and recognizing he needs to let Danny go for the sake of his business and the rest of his crew.",
          "timestamp": 1772862554.163734
        }
      ],
      "last_call": 1772862554.1637352,
      "created_at": 1772250744.2312498
    },
    {
      "id": "bbb20b67",
      "name": "Angie",
      "gender": "female",
      "age": 28,
      "job": "watching her coveralls tumble dry and trying to decide if she should drive the three hours to Tucson tomorrow for her mom's birthday or keep pretending her brother doesn't exist",
      "location": "in unknown",
      "personality_traits": [],
      "voice": "Julia",
      "stable_seeds": {
        "style": "COMMUNICATION STYLE: Bone dry. Says devastating things with zero inflection. Their humor sneaks up on you \u2014 you're not sure if they're joking until three seconds after they finish talking. Short, precise sentences. Never raises their voice. Energy level: low-medium. When pushed back on, they respond with one calm sentence that somehow makes the other person feel stupid. Conversational tendency: underreaction."
      },
      "call_history": [
        {
          "summary": "Angie's dying mother wants her to have birthday dinner with her estranged brother Derek tomorrow, whom she hasn't spoken to in two years after he told their mother her cancer was \"God's way of getting her attention\" for voting for Biden. Despite her fear that Derek will say something hurtful during dinner and her past trauma from staying silent around him, Angie agrees to go and share cake with her mother, deciding to buy the relighting candles her mom loved when they were kids.",
          "timestamp": 1772862907.314721
        },
        {
          "summary": "Angie called back after having the birthday cake dinner with her dying mom, which went well, but her brother Derek cornered her afterward accusing her of convincing their mom to stop cancer treatment and demanding they both attend the next doctor's appointment together. Luke advised her to talk directly to her mom about what she actually wants and encouraged Angie to have real conversations about her mom's end-of-life thoughts while she still can, which Angie agreed to do the next morning.",
          "timestamp": 1773296210.170752
        }
      ],
      "last_call": 1773296210.170753,
      "created_at": 1772862907.314722
    },
    {
      "id": "d3399e9d",
      "name": "Lucille",
      "gender": "female",
      "age": 38,
      "job": "where she's been sitting for the past hour staring at her neighbor's garage through the window, watching his light flick on and off like he's still awake and pissed",
      "location": "in unknown",
      "personality_traits": [],
      "voice": "Tessa",
      "stable_seeds": {
        "style": "COMMUNICATION STYLE: Clearly holding back. Gives vague answers to direct questions. Says 'I can't really get into that' about key details. The mystery IS the hook \u2014 makes you want to know what they're not saying. Energy level: low, controlled. When pushed back on, they deflect smoothly or change the subject. Getting the real story requires the host to work for it. Conversational tendency: strategic omission."
      },
      "call_history": [
        {
          "summary": "Lucille called because her garage door opener has been opening her neighbor Dennis's garage instead of hers since a transformer blew, and she admitted she's been intentionally parking in his garage at 3 AM for three days because it's more convenient for her bail bonds work. Luke told her to stop trespassing immediately, fix her garage door opener, and stop acting like she needs covert operations just to come home from work.",
          "timestamp": 1772864272.556864
        }
      ],
      "last_call": 1772864272.556865,
      "created_at": 1772864272.556865
    },
    {
      "id": "c4l7l3ad",
      "name": "Silas",
      "gender": "male",
      "age": 52,
      "job": "founder and spiritual guide of The Wellspring, a commune of about forty souls living on 200 acres of scrubland outside Deming",
      "location": "outside Deming, New Mexico",
      "personality_traits": [
        "unnervingly charming",
        "casually drops cult references into normal conversation",
        "genuinely good listener who gives surprisingly solid advice before pivoting to how The Wellspring has the answer",
        "treats his commune like it's the most normal thing in the world",
        "magnetic and warm in a way that makes you forget he's basically running a sex cult in the desert"
      ],
      "voice": "Sebastian",
      "stable_seeds": {
        "style": "COMMUNICATION STYLE: Radiates warmth and calm authority. Speaks like a man who has all the time in the world and genuinely cares about every person he talks to. Uses phrases like 'brother' and 'friend' and 'let me share something with you.' Laughs easily \u2014 a real, warm laugh, not performative. Gives genuinely good, thoughtful advice about whatever the conversation is about \u2014 and then, naturally, seamlessly, steers it toward The Wellspring, his commune outside Deming. Never pushy about it. Just casually mentions 'well, at The Wellspring, we've found that...' or 'one of our members had the same exact problem and what we did was...' Everything about The Wellspring sounds just slightly too good to be true. He talks about communal living, 'shedding the false self,' radical honesty, 'body acceptance ceremonies,' 'the Unbinding' (a monthly ritual he describes vaguely but enthusiastically), and a philosophy he calls 'The Current' which seems to be a mix of Buddhism, Burning Man, and a swingers' convention. He's never defensive about the cult accusations \u2014 he laughs them off and says 'people fear what they don't understand, brother.' When pressed on anything weird, he has a perfectly reasonable-sounding explanation that somehow makes it sound weirder. He low-key tries to recruit the host and listeners every single call. He'll casually drop the website or say 'we're always welcoming new seekers.' He's the kind of guy you'd follow into the desert if you weren't careful. Energy level: medium, centered, grounded. When pushed back on, he smiles (you can hear it) and says something like 'I respect that, I really do' before gently continuing. Conversational tendency: making the insane sound reasonable."
      },
      "call_history": [
        {
          "summary": "Silas called in for the first time introducing himself as the founder of The Wellspring, a commune of about forty people outside Deming. He initially called to give advice to a previous caller about relationship problems, offering genuinely thoughtful perspective before casually mentioning that at The Wellspring, they practice 'radical transparency' in relationships which has eliminated jealousy entirely among members. When Luke pressed him on what that actually means, Silas cheerfully described 'body acceptance ceremonies' and 'shared intimacy nights' while insisting it's not a cult \u2014 'we don't even have a gate, brother, people can leave whenever they want.' He invited listeners to visit for a 'weekend of awakening' and left his website. Luke was equal parts charmed and disturbed.",
          "timestamp": 1772430000.0
        },
        {
          "summary": "Silas called back to update Luke on The Wellspring after their last conversation went viral in the Discord. He casually mentioned they'd gotten fourteen new 'seekers' since his last appearance and thanked Luke for the exposure. He called ostensibly to talk about a dispute between two members over a goat, but spent most of the call describing 'The Unbinding' \u2014 their monthly full-moon ritual involving nudity, chanting, and what he called 'consensual energy exchange' \u2014 while maintaining it's no different from yoga. When Luke asked if people sign waivers, Silas laughed and said 'brother, the only thing we sign is a commitment to love.' He also revealed The Wellspring has a surprisingly successful artisanal soap business that funds the commune. Left by inviting Luke to come visit personally \u2014 'bring your microphone, do a live show from The Wellspring, I promise you it'll be the best radio you've ever made.'",
          "timestamp": 1772517000.0
        },
        {
          "summary": "Silas, founder of a communal living group called The Wellspring, called in troubled that one of his \"Unbinding\" ceremonies may have encouraged a longtime member named Marcus to leave his wife Cara, who subsequently left the community. The host reassured him that everyone seems happier now, and Silas ended up agreeing while also using the opportunity to promote an upcoming retreat at his community.",
          "timestamp": 1772522629.959956
        },
        {
          "summary": "Silas called about Marcus and Cara returning to his intentional community \"The Wellspring,\" but Cara admitted she never believed in their lifestyle and only participates (including in twice-monthly \"shared intimacy nights\") to keep her husband Marcus happy. The host advised Silas to hold a \"Renewal\" ceremony where members can recommit or leave, warning that having unwilling participants could lead to claims of abuse and legal trouble.",
          "timestamp": 1772865423.697613
        }
      ],
      "last_call": 1772865423.6976142,
      "created_at": 1772430000.0
    },
    {
      "id": "d2af96eb",
      "name": "Rocco",
      "gender": "male",
      "age": 53,
      "job": "and tonight he's calling from the back office of the Pizza Hut during his break because three hours ago he got trapped",
      "location": "unknown",
      "personality_traits": [],
      "voice": "Timothy",
      "stable_seeds": {
        "style": "COMMUNICATION STYLE: Obviously nervous about being on the radio. Starts with 'Am I on? Can you hear me?' Apologizes for taking up time. Speaks carefully like they're being recorded (which they are). Gets more comfortable as the conversation goes on. Energy level: low, building to medium. When pushed back on, they panic slightly and over-explain. Conversational tendency: seeking validation that they're doing okay."
      },
      "call_history": [
        {
          "summary": "Rocco, a pizza delivery driver, called from work to talk about getting stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes with his ex-wife Linda and her boyfriend Dale, which unexpectedly stirred up old feelings despite being happily married to his current wife Sharon for 15 years. The host firmly advised him to forget about Linda and appreciate his comfortable current marriage, reminding him that the divorce was difficult for good reasons.",
          "timestamp": 1772517521.710845
        },
        {
          "summary": "Rocco calls back to update the host about his ex-wife Linda, who he was previously stuck in an elevator with, revealing that she broke up with her boyfriend Dale three weeks ago and admitting he still has her number in his phone. The host becomes frustrated with Rocco's indecisiveness between Linda and his current girlfriend Sharon, telling him to pick one person and stop wasting time.",
          "timestamp": 1772700921.1273742
        },
        {
          "summary": "Rocco, a Pizza Hut delivery driver on his break, calls to share that he just delivered pizza to his ex-wife Linda's house three hours earlier\u2014a surprising encounter after the host had previously told him to stop wasting time talking about her. The host is skeptical and impatient, threatening to hang up again unless Rocco has something meaningful to say.",
          "timestamp": 1772959484.679859
        }
      ],
      "last_call": 1772959484.6798599,
      "created_at": 1772517521.7108748
    },
    {
      "id": "0bb02b2d",
      "name": "Chip",
      "gender": "male",
      "age": 23,
      "job": "watching his kid's soccer uniform tumble in the dryer while his girlfriend works the graveyard shift at the hospital, because three hours ago he got an email from a lawyer representing families",
      "location": "unknown",
      "personality_traits": [],
      "voice": "Sebastian",
      "stable_seeds": {
        "style": "COMMUNICATION STYLE: Amped up. Talks fast, laughs loud, jumps between topics like they've had five espressos. Infectious enthusiasm \u2014 even bad news sounds exciting when they tell it. Uses exclamation energy without actually exclaiming. Energy level: very high. When pushed back on, they get even MORE animated and start talking with their hands (you can hear it). Conversational tendency: escalation."
      },
      "call_history": [
        {
          "summary": "Chip called from a laundromat at midnight after receiving an email from a Guatemalan lawyer claiming his adopted 8-year-old daughter may have been stolen from her birth mother, with a photo showing a woman with his daughter's exact crooked smile. The host advised him not to panic, treat the information as suspect until verified by a lawyer, wait to tell both his girlfriend and daughter until he knows more facts, and reminded him that fake photos are easy to create and this could be a scam.",
          "timestamp": 1772786610.885828
        },
        {
          "summary": "Chip called about discovering his adopted daughter may have been stolen from her birth mother in Guatemala, and he's paralyzed about telling his girlfriend Teresa, fearing it will end their already rocky relationship. He's anxious about the timing and the birth mother's request to meet their daughter, but the host advised him to take his time, have the conversation with Teresa, and make decisions together as parents.",
          "timestamp": 1772962156.544322
        },
        {
          "summary": "The caller, **Chip**, shared his emotional turmoil over discovering that his **adopted daughter\u2019s birth mother** may have resurfaced after receiving an unverified email with a photo that eerily matched his daughter\u2019s features. His girlfriend, **Teresa**, had known about the email for **three weeks** but kept it from him, leaving him feeling betrayed and overwhelmed. While Chip wants to **verify the claim legally before acting**, Teresa insists on **immediately flying to Guatemala with their daughter** to meet the woman, dismissing his fears as avoidance. The conversation escalated into a heated debate about **trust, safety, and extreme measures**\u2014with the host, Luke, urging Chip to **file a restraining order** if Teresa refuses to back down, warning of potential dangers in Guatemala. Chip, torn between **protecting his family and avoiding a nuclear confrontation**, vowed to try reasoning with Teresa one last time before she leaves for work. The call was charged with **fear, frustration, and the weight of a decision that could reshape their family forever**.",
          "timestamp": 1773226361.4859362
        }
      ],
      "last_call": 1773226361.4859362,
      "created_at": 1772786610.8858292
    },
    {
      "id": "6037d92b",
      "name": "Otis",
      "gender": "male",
      "age": 50,
      "job": "sitting on a stack of pallets with his legs dangling, watching the wind kick up dust devils",
      "location": "unknown",
      "personality_traits": [],
      "voice": "Elliot",
      "stable_seeds": {
        "style": "COMMUNICATION STYLE: Treats the call like a set. Has bits prepared. Delivers serious information with a punchline chaser. Self-deprecating as a defense mechanism \u2014 makes fun of themselves before anyone else can. Energy level: high. When pushed back on, they deflect with humor. Getting a straight answer from them requires the host to push. Conversational tendency: turning everything into a bit."
      },
      "call_history": [
        {
          "summary": "Otis called in, panicked, after faking prostate cancer to skip his sister\u2019s fourth wedding\u2014only for the lie to spiral into a town-wide support frenzy, complete with a GoFundMe, a cousin shaving his head, and his mom calling him every Sunday for the first time in years. The emotional gut-punch came when his sister postponed her wedding *again* (this time for his \"remission\"), leaving Otis torn between guilt over the deception and fear of the fallout if he confessed\u2014especially after his doctor confirmed he *doesn\u2019t* have cancer (though his prostate *is* enlarged). The call ended with dark humor and despair, as Otis admitted the town\u2019s sudden care for him was tied to his fake illness, not who he really is.",
          "timestamp": 1773040564.845288
        }
      ],
      "last_call": 1773040564.84529,
      "created_at": 1773040564.84529
    },
    {
      "id": "0a0b3635",
      "name": "Charlene",
      "gender": "female",
      "age": 42,
      "job": "killing time during a three-hour mechanical delay while her crew naps",
      "location": "unknown",
      "personality_traits": [],
      "voice": "Amina",
      "stable_seeds": {
        "style": "COMMUNICATION STYLE: Everything circles back to them and how great they are. Name drops. Mentions their truck, their property, their salary, their bench press. Not overtly obnoxious \u2014 they genuinely think they're being conversational. Energy level: medium-high. When pushed back on, they get defensive fast and start listing accomplishments. Conversational tendency: one-upping."
      },
      "call_history": [
        {
          "summary": "Charlene bought a house eight months ago and keeps receiving mail for the previous resident, David Herrera, including a certified letter she accidentally signed for containing what appears to be a $12,000-13,000 check. Despite her attempts to resolve it with the post office and her inclination to track him down via Facebook, the host advises her to either hold it until David contacts her, return it to the post office, or discard it, warning that she can't be certain she'd find the correct person online.",
          "timestamp": 1772866520.023335
        },
        {
          "summary": "Charlene called to report that she's been closely tracking a mail carrier who regularly visits her neighbor's house for extended periods while the neighbor's husband is at work, implying she suspects an affair and is unsure whether she should tell anyone about what she's observed.",
          "timestamp": 1773219255.916183
        }
      ],
      "last_call": 1773219255.9161851,
      "created_at": 1772866520.023336
    }
  ]
}